https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=5065 Spoof News and Political Satire by Sal Manella en Copyright 2018, TheSpoof.com Fri, 02 Feb 2018 14:43:46 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=5065 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Sal Manella https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/113999/gitmo-to-close-detainees-to-enter-foster-care President Barrack Obama announced in a press conference from the White House Rose Garden today that the controversial terrorist detention facility in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba will be closed by the end of the year. Obama said that detainees will... Tue, 14 May 2013 23:08:59 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/113981/obama-no-longer-considered-americas-first-african-american-president President Barrack H. Obama has just been stripped of his designation as the first African-American president, according to the Dissociated Press (DP). A little known politician from Illinois, Hawaii, Indonesia, and Kenya, Obama ascended mercuriall... Mon, 13 May 2013 23:43:54 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/113959/estalker-matches-victims-with-stalkers The internet has a new website dedicated to bringing compatible people together. It is called EStalker and, like dating sites which match people who would probably not otherwise meet based on commonalities, EStalker uses a state of the art algorithm... Sun, 12 May 2013 19:29:54 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/113952/workplace-shooting-in-kansas The epidemic of gun violence in America continues unabated. The most recent incident occurred this past Friday at the Acme Widget and Wingding factory in Schnottville, Kansas. What seemed at first to be a typical Friday at the factory turned deadl... Sun, 12 May 2013 03:11:52 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/100225/u-s-military-to-deploy-innovative-new-weapon As technology advances, so does the ability to slaughter fellow humans in a more precise and prolific manner. From that first hominid, some 200 thousand or so years ago who decided to bash in his friend's head with a large rock, to nuclear weapons,... Wed, 21 Sep 2011 01:22:38 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/science-technology/99436/new-smoke-alarm-features-snooze-option A new smoke alarm is set to premiere on the market this October, just in time for the start of cold weather in most parts of the United States. The Sleepy Flame 3000, manufactured by a company that wishes to remain anonymous, is the world's f... Tue, 23 Aug 2011 06:23:03 GMT Science & Technology https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/99435/gadhafi-flees-to-charlie-sheens-sober-valley-ranch According to reports, embattled Libyan strongman Colonel Muamar Gadhafi has fled Libya and is on his way to California, where he has been offered political asylum in Charlie Sheen's Sober Valley Ranch compound. There has been much speculation... Tue, 23 Aug 2011 06:04:25 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/business/99434/electronic-pot-to-hit-us-drug-stores-soon-and-its-100-legal-marijuana A new product will hit store shelves next week. Known as the Easy Toker, Electronic Cannabis Device, it offers a safe and legal alternative to traditional marijuana. Similar in function to electronic cigarettes, the Easy Toker produces only wat... Tue, 23 Aug 2011 05:51:37 GMT Business Brief https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/98031/got-mooch The latest must have item among upwardly mobile Americans is the personal mooch. For years, being able to afford a full-time live-in butler, maid, or nanny has been the mark of the well to do. Today however, it has become mandatory to have a person... Thu, 07 Jul 2011 20:41:54 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/97454/nazis-to-promote-dyslexia-awareness In an apparent effort to re-brand itself for the second decade of the twentieth century the National Socialist German Workers Party, or, as they are more readily known, The NAZI Party announced today that the organization is spearheading a global eff... Sun, 19 Jun 2011 21:01:41 GMT World News