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			<title>Kate Middleton Up The Duff With Prince William&#39;s Child</title> 
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			<description>The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are expecting their first child after Prince William finally managed to impregnate his wife.

Palace insiders recently told the media the Duke and Duchess had been hard at it since their wedding last year with litt...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2012 17:17:12 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Janine Off &#39;Eastenders&#39; Wins &#39;I&#39;m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here&#39;</title> 
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			<description>Of course it wasn&#39;t the character of Janine Butcher who won the show, it was the actress who portrays her, Charlie Brooks.

Brooks beat off the competiton to become the twelfth winner of the show, and only the fourth &#39;Queen Of The Jungle&#39;, followin...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2012 16:02:24 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Little Divot Couple Have Row, Husband Delighted With Outcome</title> 
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			<description>A married couple from Little Divot are the talk of the village after a dispute left neighbours reaching for their earplugs.

Clive and Barbara Peddle, both 45, are well known in the village for their domestic disputes, but locals reckon this is the...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2012 02:34:51 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Scottish FA To Consider Removing Saltire From Jerseys</title> 
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			<description>After the Grampian Fire and Rescue Service (GFRS) chiefs removed Saltires from the grill of two fire appliances following complaints that they were offensive, Scottish football bosses are set to consider taking a similar stance with the national team...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2012 17:09:26 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Darts Legend Eric Bristow Thrown Out Of The Jungle</title> 
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			<description>Former 80&#39;s darling of the dart board Eric Bristow has ended his stay in the jungle after viewers voted him out of ITV&#39;s seemingly never&#45;ending &#39;I&#39;m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!&#39;

Finishing a credible fourth, the former King of the oche was as b...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2012 01:17:27 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>&#39;The Spoof&#39; Facing Backlash After Damning Leveson Report</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/111396/the-spoof-facing-backlash-after-damning-leveson-report</link> 			
			<description>Earlier today Lord Leveson revealed the conclusion of his public inquiry into the culture, practices and ethics of the British press.

His report is particulary scathing when it comes to satirical website &#39;Thespoof.co.uk&#39;.

Describing the website...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2012 19:32:10 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Rod Hull&#39;s Emu Arrested After Running Amok In Devon</title> 
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			<description>Former childrens TV star and Michael Parkinson attacker Emu, has been sectioned under the mental health act following an alcohol fuelled rampage in picturesque Barnstaple, North Devon.

The &#39;Emu&#39;s Pink Windmill Show&#39; star has been in steady decline...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2012 19:17:42 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Rosemary Shrager Told To &quot;Cook Off&quot; Out Of The Jungle</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/111368/rosemary-shrager-told-to-cook-off-out-of-the-jungle</link> 			
			<description>With just four more days left of ITV&#39;s &#39;I&#39;m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!&#39;, TV cook Rosemary Shrager has been told to get the cook off the show by it&#39;s viewers.

Rotund Rosemary, previously best known for her role on ITV&#39;s &#39;Ladette to Lady&#39; when...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2012 18:45:25 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Entertainment &amp; Gossip</category>
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			<title>Joey Barton: Maybe I&#39;m Too Clever To Be A Footballer</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/111357/joey-barton-maybe-im-too-clever-to-be-a-footballer</link> 			
			<description>Former Manchester City and Newcastle United player Joey Barton is already big news in France following his first match in Marseille colours.

He joined them from Queens Park Rangers in a bid to rebuild his tarnished reputation as the maddest footba...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2012 03:58:43 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Helen Flanagan Pouts Her Way Out Of The Jungle</title> 
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			<description>Former Coronation Street star Helen Flanagan has become the latest celebrity to be voted off ITV&#39;s &#39;I&#39;m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!&#39;

Upon her departure most of the remaining celebrities seemed genuinely sorry that she&#39;d gone, except for former...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2012 03:32:28 GMT</pubDate>   
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