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			<title>Tourette&#39;s Syndrome Epidemic Blamed On Demon</title> 
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			<description>Buffalo, NY&#45;&#45; A bizarre Tourette&#39;s Syndrome epidemic that has hit upstate New York is now blamed on a demon.  Over fifty teen&#45;aged girls have been hit with the malady since the beginning of the year.  Doctors are now advising patients to contact thei...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:41:11 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Real Madonna Appears At Superbowl Halftime Show, Smokes Weed</title> 
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			<description>Indianapolis, IN&#45;&#45; Superbowl fans had a rare treat yesterday, when the real Virgin Mary decided to appear with Madonna during the half time show.  The Blessed Virgin Mary was in a funky mood, and sang a few duets with the Material Girl before ascendi...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:35:19 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Survivor Pulled From Titanic</title> 
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			<description>North Atlantic&#45;&#45; A lone survivor has been pulled from the famed Titanic, nearly 100 years after its epic tragedy.  Lady Marjorie Bellamy, aged 142, was rescued by stunned divers late last night.  She was airlifted to a hospital in Newfoundland to be...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 15:30:19 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Buddha Slims Down, Jesus Bulks Up</title> 
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			<description>Heaven&#45;&#45; Two of the most recognisable icons of the religious world have gone through a complete make&#45;over since the New Year began.  Buddha&#39;s been on a strict weight&#45;loss diet, and Jesus Christ has been working&#45;out to put some muscles on his scrawny...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 16:48:37 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>RuPaul Wins Iowa Caucus</title> 
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			<description>Ames, IA&#45;&#45; Drag&#45;queen RuPaul has won the Iowa Caucus in one of the greatest upsets in political history!  The colorful gender bender has never visited Iowa and wasn&#39;t even on the ballot until yesterday.

&quot;I thought I was voting for Ron Paul!&quot; said...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 14:12:09 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Margaret Thatcher Stars As Meryl Streep In &#39;The Iron Airhead&#39;</title> 
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			<description>Hollywood, CA&#45;&#45; Dame Margaret Thatcher arrived in Los Angeles last night for the premiere of her new movie &#39;The Iron Airhead.&#39;  The movie is a biography of actress Meryl Streep.  Mrs. Thatcher stars as Ms. Streep, and could win an Oscar for her perfo...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 12:45:31 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>&quot;Expect Flying Saucer Attack If I Lose Iowa!&quot; Promises Newt Gingrich</title> 
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			<description>Ames, Iowa&#45;&#45; Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich says there will be trouble if he doesn&#39;t win the Iowa caucus.  The strange ex&#45;congressman from Georgia was spotted yesterday walking down the street by himself, and having a long conversati...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 17:41:44 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Mothman Substitutes For Santa Claus This Christmas Eve</title> 
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			<description>Point Pleasant, WV&#45;&#45; He&#39;s making a list and checking it twice, but it&#39;s probably not who you think it is.  Mothman is helping out Santa this year, after Santa had a terrible accident. The jolly old elf had his balls ripped off during a freak accident...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 20:27:49 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Exploding Suppositories Now On Sale!</title> 
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			<description>New York, NY&#45;&#45; The Preparation A Company has begun selling a new kind of anal suppository called &#39;The Bomb&#39; in select markets across the country.  The exploding suppositories are specifically designed for people who have a bug up their ass.  The new...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 20:26:00 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Santa Stuffing Stockings With Weed This Year</title> 
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			<description>North Pole&#45;&#45; Santa is bringing something new this year, for all the good little girls and boys.  Santa will be stuffing stockings with marijuana.  He grows tons of the stuff in his greenhouse at the North Pole, and he is very happy to share!

Santa...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 17:20:02 GMT</pubDate>   
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