http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9650 Spoof News and Political Satire by Hydrogen Balloon en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Sat, 20 Apr 2013 13:23:57 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9650 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Hydrogen Balloon http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/113654/faint-ring-of-marijuana-smoke-discovered-around-earth Houston, TX-- NASA astronomers have something new to look upon in the night sky, courtesy of marijuana smokers from around the world. Sky-watchers have spotted a faint ring of gray marijuana smoke orbiting our planet. The ring extends about half wa... Sat, 20 Apr 2013 13:23:57 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113400/woman-charged-with-impersonating-princess-at-royal-ball New York, NY-- A New York City woman is in custody today after she crashed a royal ball that was given for Prince Harry. Police sources say Ms. Cindy Rella is being charged with public nudity, possession of marijuana and disturbing the peace after s... Tue, 02 Apr 2013 22:17:04 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112867/first-non-human-may-become-the-next-pope Vatican City-- History is expected to be made next week when Roman Catholic cardinals meet in Vatican City to select a new pope. Rumors are already flying about who--or what--may become the next leader of the Catholic Church. There is speculation t... Wed, 27 Feb 2013 20:59:10 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112701/local-spinster-finally-makes-up-her-mind-about-presidential-vote Philadelphia, PA-- Miss Vicky Smegma has finally decided who should be the next president of the United States. The neurotic spinster took a lot of time to make up her mind. She walked out into the cold February air this morning, satisfied she had... Mon, 18 Feb 2013 19:55:14 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112553/pope-resigns-to-smoke-more-weed Vatican City-- Pope Benedict XVI is planning to resign at the end of February, and says it's all because of marijuana. The 'stoner pope' says that smoking marijuana is just as good as prayer, and recommends it to everyone. The press immediately... Mon, 11 Feb 2013 16:39:56 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112388/iran-sends-neanderthal-into-outer-space Teheran, Iran-- The Iranian government shocked the world today by launching a Neanderthal man into orbit. The hairy hominid circled the earth four times before making a successful splashdown in the Persian Gulf. No reason was given for the bizarr... Tue, 05 Feb 2013 16:21:20 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112304/local-woman-develops-dutch-elm-disease Philadelphia, PA-- A local spinster is in hospital tonight, recovering from a bizarre case of Dutch Elm Disease. It is believed to be the first time the disease has ever jumped from the Plant Kingdom into the human race. No one knows how it was tra... Thu, 31 Jan 2013 00:32:05 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/111951/tooth-fairy-leaves-1-trillion-platinum-coin Philadelphia, PA-- When little Eddie Spaghetti lost his front tooth on Monday, he didn't expect it to make the national news. The six-year old put his left incisor under his pillow last night for the Tooth Fairy. He woke up this morning to find tha... Tue, 08 Jan 2013 14:25:58 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111831/youngest-human-ever-born-discovered Philadelphia, PA-- The youngest person ever to live has been discovered in the City of Brotherly Love. Miss Jane Doe was officially documented to be only one-second old shortly after her birth this morning at the University of Pencilvainia Hospital. Sun, 30 Dec 2012 23:05:44 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111204/nervous-barber-accidentally-cuts-off-customers-ear Philadelphia, PA-- A very nervous new barber cut off the left ear of his very first customer by mistake. Sources say Tony Baloney sliced off the ear of an unidentified middle aged man last month. No charges are expected to be filed in the surreal ca... Mon, 26 Nov 2012 22:28:41 GMT US Headlines