http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9650 Spoof News and Political Satire by Hydrogen Balloon en Copyright 2010, TheSpoof.com Fri, 12 Mar 2010 10:56:30 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9650 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Hydrogen Balloon http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70617 Philadelphia, PA-- Mayor Gomez Nutter has found a unique solution to Philadelphia's budget woes--the city will soon begin robbing tombs to pay its way out of debt. Mayor Nutter believes the grave-robbing program could net the city $25 million a year... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:10:52 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70612 Washington DC-- President Obama says he plans to quit his job tomorrow morning, and open up a nail-salon instead. The president says the job was "just taking up so much of my time" and "it wasn't as much fun as it used to be." Vice-President Joe Bi... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:38:14 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70467 New York, NY-- Barbie is in a prison today after the dismembered body of her boyfriend was discovered last night, floating in the Hudson River. The NYPD says Ken was stabbed over twenty times and then castrated. Barbi was arrested a short time late... Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:09:37 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70215 Athens, Greece - The Greek government made a heart-breaking decision today to help solve its financial crisis. The Greeks have sold their beloved Parthenon to an American fast-food giant, Burger Queen. The ancient building will be painted a bright... Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:11:31 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i69897 New York, NY - Veterinarians meeting in New York City are seeing an alarming number of house-cats addicted to cannabis. The doctors are seeing more of their furry patients coming into the office stoned out of their little minds. The poor house-cats... Wed, 03 Mar 2010 13:17:00 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i69820 New York, NY-- This February has been the hottest one ever recorded, according to Al Gore and the IPCCC (Idiotic People Can't Concentrate Clearly). Scientists at the IPCCC say it's fortunate February only has 28 days, otherwise the North Pole could... Sun, 28 Feb 2010 20:17:33 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i69481 2010's first hurricane has formed--and she is one cold bitch! Hurricane Aaaagh formed last night off Miami and she will take a run up the chilly East Coast in the next few days. Hurricane Aaaagh will bring 200MPH winds, 200 inches of snow, and deva... Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:53:12 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i69443 Philadelphia, PA-- Chelsea Clinton has secretly named Monica Lewinsky to be her maid-of-honor at her wedding this summer. Chelsea is the daughter of President Bill Clinton, while Monica was the central figure in President Clinton's sex scandal. Tue, 23 Feb 2010 00:45:46 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i69355 Washington, DC-- Three Daleks were videotaped last week, roaming the corridors of the White House. The evil androids from the planet Scara were seen entering the Oval Office with President Obama for a conference. White House security quickly confis... Sun, 21 Feb 2010 16:52:24 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i68906 Washington DC - The snowdrifts at the White House are still five feet high, but that hasn't stopped first lady Michelle Obama from planning a Spring garden. Mrs. Obama is thinking of planting some Wackatacky Weeds next to the Rose Garden. It will b... Mon, 15 Feb 2010 01:34:21 GMT US Headlines