https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=6518 Spoof News and Political Satire by norma snockers en Copyright 2018, TheSpoof.com Fri, 02 Feb 2018 14:43:46 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=6518 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by norma snockers https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/65075/losers-flock-to-whack-the-banker The owner of a pier arcade in Suffolk, has re-invented an old favourite where people had the opportunity to hit the well-known garden pest, the mole. He has found that the new version, which also allows the public to attack another well known high-st... Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:57:21 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/64322/houses-of-parliament-in-toilet-roll-shortage-shocker In a blog written today, it has been disclosed that the Palace of Westminster came extremely close to running out of toilet paper. There were only two rolls left in the entire building left and it would mean that MPs would out to 'rough it out' and u... Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:39:04 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/62378/gold-digger-girl-17-marries-man-112 They call him the 'Horn of Africa'. At 112 years old, Ahmed Dore has a reputation to live up to. He has already got 18 children and in the process has worn out 5 wives; and, like a Duracell rabbit, he keeps going and coming and going and coming, on... Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:03:12 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/61955/how-not-to-look-good-naked After watching a TV programme; GOK: How to Look Good Naked, a Springfield, Virginia, man has been arrested. He was seen by a woman, making coffee in his own kitchen in the nude. The incident happened at around 5:30 a.m. on Monday morning and if foun... Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:28:00 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/51223/norwegian-sex-acts-lead-to-lengthy-ban-for-dick-at-wheel A 28-year-old man from Trondheim in Norway is to face a lengthy ban after being caught having sex with his girlfriend on his lap whilst driving. Carlsberg police followed the blue Volvo swerving all over the road and so they recorded the incident... Mon, 13 Apr 2009 20:13:53 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/50924/politicians-queue-up-for-full-face-transplants A leading French surgeon has just successfully completed a major operation in which a human face has been transplanted. Although many other countries have successfully completed partial transplants, this is the first time a complete face has been re... Tue, 07 Apr 2009 19:31:37 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/sport/50643/jordan-has-injured-herself-during-training-for-london-marathon News is just coming in that glamour model, Katie Price, better known as Jordan is in training to run the London Marathon. She hopes to raise up to £25,000 for NSPCC and Vision charities. Katie is well-known for three reasons; one of them is being... Thu, 02 Apr 2009 20:35:58 GMT Sport Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/50452/pms-linked-to-womens-shopping-habits Psychologists have found that up to 10 days before a woman has her period she will go out on a shopping spree and spend, spend and spend. They believe that this can be a way for premenstrual women to deal with the negative emotions caused by their ho... Mon, 30 Mar 2009 20:37:04 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/sport/37643/andy-murray-blows-gasket-as-he-catches-sharipova-blowing-gasquet Wimbledon 2008 looks to be a stunning quarter-final as Scottish tennis ace Andy Murray beat Frenchman, Richard Gasquet. The Scot who has a bowl of porridge every morning to ensure he gets his oats beat the garlic-breathed tennis player 3 sets to 2 wi... Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:19:12 GMT Sport Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/32720/prince-philip-caught-dogging-with-carla-brunei Amidst all the pomp and ceremony of the French state visit by Nicolas Sarkozy and his new Mrs, Carla Brunei, cracks in their relationship are already showing. Ms Brunei delights in showing her dirty washing in public. Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:30:57 GMT UK Headlines