http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=12034 Spoof News and Political Satire by Inchcock en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Sat, 22 Dec 2012 05:29:32 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=12034 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Inchcock http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/111736/new-road-building-scheme-to-be-financed-by-road-toll-fees David Cameron has given his backing to a new Road-Building scheme to be financed by Road Toll fees. This is part of the Coalitions refreshed programme for government. A feasibility study produced by the DfT (Department for Transport) is being for... Sat, 22 Dec 2012 05:29:32 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110700/concern-that-uk-mps-expense-fiddling-has-not-gone-away MP David Crausby, 66, claims £1,823-a-month rent to live in London. He has demanded £33,000 in two years. Bolton's MP earns £65,738, and paid £51,620 off his mortgage through the old MPs expenses system. His Westminster flat cost him £285,000 i... Tue, 23 Oct 2012 04:49:08 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/109526/new-threat-to-david-cameron-taken-seriously-by-g4s-police-and-mi5 Investigative reporter Bartholomew Utterswaithe, reports on the situation regarding the anonymous threats received at the Nottingham Conservative supporters headquarters last week. Party chairperson Hortensia Araminta Ponsomby-Smyth explained to U... Sun, 02 Sep 2012 08:07:56 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/108827/paying-tradesmen-cash-in-hand-morally-wrong-says-minister Treasury minister David Gauke has said it is "Morally Wrong" to pay tradesmen such as plumbers, builders and cleaners in cash in the hope of avoiding tax. He argued the practice came at "a big cost" to the Treasury and meant other people had to pa... Tue, 24 Jul 2012 16:40:43 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/108695/bidney-sollocks-vs-cockinch-smalls-for-the-spoof-chess-championship Following the rather embarrassing, humiliating, and farcial non-event of the Boxing Championship last week, held on board a Barbary Coast pirate boat in the Mediterranean, and licensed by the Lithuanian Boxing Federation Board, between Bidney Sollock... Sat, 21 Jul 2012 06:51:53 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/108663/bidney-sollocks-vs-cockinch-smalls-battle-for-commonwealth-spoofing-championship While the Amir Khan vs Danny Garcia, and David Haye vs Dereck Chisora fights were capturing the attention of the pugalist's world, an unnoticed World Championship match was under-way in the Mediterranean. Bidney Sollocks (56 but looks younger) fro... Tue, 17 Jul 2012 11:28:33 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/108469/high-street-bank-refuses-first-aid-to-woman-collapsed-outside-branch Passers-by were stunned to be told the bank's first-aider could not help because they are not allowed to give first aid outside the branch. A woman who collapsed outside a bank was refused help by staff. Passers-by pleaded for a trained first-a... Sat, 07 Jul 2012 03:28:15 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/108362/cameron-accused-of-offering-jam-tomorrow-over-europe David Cameron is facing renewed backbench disquiet over the European Union after he tried and failed to satisfy Conservative demands for a referendum. Conservative MPs warned that the prime minister had not gone far enough by declaring that he wou... Tue, 03 Jul 2012 05:29:36 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/106884/liverpool-sack-kenny-dalglish Liverpool have sacked Kenny Dalglish after his failure to finish in the top four of the Premier League. Kenny Dalglish's second coming as Liverpool manager is over after he paid the price for failing to compete for a Champions League place. The... Thu, 17 May 2012 05:21:34 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/106472/health-minister-andrew-lansley-classifies-binge-spoofing-as-a-mental-personality-disorder Bartholomew Utterswaithe (65), a former Street Gas Lamp Wick-trimmer, lighter, and extinguisher from Nottingham, is the first person to be officially graded/classified as a 'Binge Spoofer' by the NHS. We visited Mr Utterswaithe's GP, a very pretty... Mon, 30 Apr 2012 03:46:35 GMT UK Headlines