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			<title>Clooney to run for White House</title> 
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			<description>New York, USA. Popular Hollywood star and general pain in the backside, George Clooney, has announced he is running for the American Presidency. In a packed Chelsea Hotel press conference, the 50 year old former ER actor said he would run from Brookl...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 01:44:37 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Stand up comedians in serious trouble</title> 
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			<description>Rome, Italy. The captain of the capsized cruise liner Costa Concordia has escaped Police custody and is believed to be on a boat being navigated by a bunch of stand up comedians from Chicago, Illinois.

What reason these people have for freeing the...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 12:42:11 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Partridge named as possible father of Kate&#39;s baby</title> 
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			<description>Gossip magazines are full of rumour currently about the possible news that Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, is carrying a child: Alan Partridge&#39;s child. 

Yes, the swanky half Irish comedian has been the focus of scuttle&#45;butt for months no...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 12:52:22 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Santa in trouble with law</title> 
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			<description>Nome, Alaska. In dramatic scenes here today, Father Christmas (otherwise known as Santa Claus) has been detained by Police on suspicion of being extremely inebriated while pursuing his annual delivery of Christmas presents to eager children all over...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 05:49:10 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Michael Jackson alive?!</title> 
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			<description>Santiago, Chile. In developing news, reports are emerging of the late Michael Jackson appearing in public, attending theatre shows and generally being sighted on numerous occasions. On at least one occasion, he was seen purchasing coffee at the Starb...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 04:29:31 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>I&#39;m not dead: Gaddafi</title> 
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			<description>The former Libyan President, Colonel Gaddafi, has denied he is dead, in spite of the overwhelming evidence, saying that someone is pulling wool over the eyes of the general populous.

 The infamous dictator was adamant that he is still very much al...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 12:27:05 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Biden to use top secret machine for naked power grab</title> 
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			<description>Washington DC, USA. In breaking news, Vice President Joe Biden has initiated moves to oust President Barack Obama from office utilising a highly secret, recently invented piece of equipment designed to control all aspects of American social, economic...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 13:53:16 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Macca finds a new bride</title> 
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			<description>Ex&#45;Beatle Sir Paul McCartney has married for the third time to a African Zulu slave, whose name is, apparently, Judy (hey Judy!).

 McCartney revealed that he had been dating this nineteen year old waif for a couple of months and was looking forwar...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 13:01:56 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Metropolitan Police&#39;s plans</title> 
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			<description>London, England. Monday. Police have finally developed a feasible plan to control or even cease the level of rioting and looting happening in the city streets today. Over the course of the last 48 hours, Metropolitan Police have devised a number of o...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 13:32:55 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>UK Headlines</category>
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			<title>DC Pollies doing their own thing</title> 
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			<description>In mind blowingly astounding scenes here in Washington DC today, Congressmen and Senators stood outside the Capital, linked arms and strolled down Pennsylvania Avenue singing &quot;Money(That&#39;s What I want)&quot; the old sixties tune. Old people who could reme...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 06:11:15 GMT</pubDate>   
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