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			<title>Man tries to defy history</title> 
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			<description>A Russian greengrocer has made a stunning claim that bewildered the general population. He essentially stated that he wrote War and Peace as well as composing 1812 Overture.
 
His astonishing claims to deny Tolstoy and Tchaikovsky their place in hi&#8230;</description>
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			<title>Can Watford win anymore?</title> 
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			<description>Members of the Watford football club are under fire following their team&#39;s woeful efforts on the paddock. Watford have not won a match since early last season, and appear to be uninterested in competing on the field.

One of their losses was embara&#8230;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2021 01:23:56 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Boris ducking criticism over nature move</title> 
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			<description>The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Boris Johnson, has introduced an incentive for the country&#39;s native population of wood ducks to breed in greater numbers. He wants to personally run up and down the banks of the River Thames River blowing a d&#8230;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2021 00:45:32 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Trump issues a pardon for Kardashian family</title> 
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			<description>In breaking news, United States president, Donald J Trump, has issued a pardon for the entire Kardashian family and the woeful TV program that annoyed Americans for more than ten years.

Trump said he could empathise with the general public about t&#8230;</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2021 04:40:31 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Land mine appears in Washington</title> 
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			<description>Police in Washington have discovered a land mine in the Pool of Remembrance near the Washington Monument. It is believed to have been left there by supporters of the Where Do I Find A Land Mine When I Need One? Association.

This group have operate&#8230;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2021 05:23:35 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Military plan to fully secure the Capitol forever.</title> 
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			<description>Engineers attached to the 47th Delaware Marines have come up with a brilliant plan to mechanise the Capitol dome in Washington and enable it to lift off like a rocket if any danger approaches the building. This would be a game changer for the members&#8230;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2021 10:50:48 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Boris says hands on heads</title> 
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			<description>For the fourteenth time in his life, UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has won the  Brighton and district Simon Says competition. Johnson has participated in the tournament since he was seven years old.

The Simon Says comp has been an institution In&#8230;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2021 11:44:22 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Small Australian town battling to survive</title> 
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			<description>Persons in the small Australian town of Dunedoo have been restless of late. It seems that a series of unfortunate incidents has conspired to make the locals nervous.

The first event to distract the townspeople was the refusal of homegrown hens to&#8230;</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2020 11:57:20 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Ted Bundy shocks the nation again.</title> 
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			<description>US President&#45;Elect Joseph Biden has shocked every one today by revealing he is not the person that every body thought he was: he is in fact multi murderer Ted Bundy.

Bundy was thought to have died a few years ago but this revelation has spun a few&#8230;</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2020 05:26:34 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Father Christmas arrested by Milwaukee Police</title> 
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			<description>That busy old Christmas character, Santa Claus, or Father Christmas to some people, has been arrested in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, for public drunkeness and exposing himself in a public place. The jolly red&#45;suited fellow was not so chipper when police to&#8230;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2020 11:25:20 GMT</pubDate>   
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