http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13997 Spoof News and Political Satire by Rory en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Wed, 31 Oct 2012 14:02:51 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13997 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Rory http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110847/china-attempts-to-place-value-on-human-life-succeeds In an effort to combat the ongoing recession, the Chinese government is currently attempting to place a monetary value on life based on earning potential. Preliminary reports have been released with estimates of how much they have determined people t... Wed, 31 Oct 2012 14:02:50 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/110845/swiss-bank-discovers-cause-of-global-recession Industry spectators are heralding the end of the current economic recession due to a startling discovery made in the vaults of the prestigious Union Bank in Switzerland; namely, bonds, stocks, gold bullion and cash currencies to the value of CHF 6 tr... Wed, 31 Oct 2012 13:34:06 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/108508/humanity-doomed-due-to-slippy-fisted-scientist Humanity's fate was sealed earlier today when a vial containing the genetically engineered super virus known as "EbolaThrax" was dropped at a secure lab facility deep within the Pentagon. Multiple contributing factors are apparently to blame for the... Sun, 08 Jul 2012 20:19:16 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/108507/recession-caused-by-vengeful-deity According to a startling new discovery by a joint co-operative research team consisting of economists and scientists from both MIT and the London School of Economics, the current recession was in fact caused by an incensed and indignant supreme, omni... Sun, 08 Jul 2012 18:09:02 GMT US Headlines