http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13357 Spoof News and Political Satire by Lyndon en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Fri, 12 Apr 2013 22:57:33 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13357 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Lyndon http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113560/dementia-care-costs-americans-159-billion-per-year-seniors-asked-to-stop-faking-it HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College released a study today positing that the leading bullshit reason why young people feel forced to spend time with their old parents and grandparents is also costly. Dementia is as silent and deadly as an old fart a... Fri, 12 Apr 2013 22:57:32 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/113354/good-week-for-the-biebs-racing-spitting-and-transporting-monkey MUNICH, Germany - All good things come in threes. So goes the saying, both in English and German, and the Biebs would have to agree. First, the cops were called because he was racing around his neighborhood in his new Ferrari. Then he spat upon a... Sat, 30 Mar 2013 23:40:56 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112671/meteor-strikes-obscure-russian-region-no-one-of-any-significance-injured CHELYABINSK, Russia - A 55-foot wide rock landed in and around the city of Chelyabinsk and then caused shockwaves that injured 1,200 people and damaged thousands of homes. The U.S. quickly expressed relief that no one of significance was affected by... Sat, 16 Feb 2013 23:04:25 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112527/couple-addicted-to-coffee-enemas-finally-release-names-of-favorite-blends TAMPA, Fl. - The Florida couple who came clean this week about their addiction to coffee enemas has released a short list of the highly anticipated names of coffee blends that they shoot into their colons via anus up to four times a day. Wife Tamm... Sun, 10 Feb 2013 19:43:55 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112202/president-now-believed-to-have-lip-synced-inaugural-speech WASHINGTON, D.C. - After President Obama and Aretha Franklin each gave respectively a resounding speech and rendition of the National Anthem four years ago, it seems that the designers of the second inaugural ceremony pulled a full-on Milli Vanilli o... Fri, 25 Jan 2013 04:11:45 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/112132/study-fecal-transplants-cure-serious-infection-and-make-everyone-want-to-hurl HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College released a study this week that maintains that injecting the feces of a healthy person into another person suffering from a rare intestinal ailment may actually help the person kick the bug. Clostridium diffici... Sat, 19 Jan 2013 11:55:07 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/111916/justin-bieber-caught-smoking-dope-maybe-the-mayans-were-right HOLLYWOOD - Holy effin' shit--finally something coming out of Glitztown more interesting than Kim K.'s baby bump. Teenager Justin Bieber has been caught on film partaking of marijuana. Perhaps the Mayans were right--perhaps the world is coming to... Sat, 05 Jan 2013 17:50:41 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/111850/spike-lee-protests-110-occurrences-of-n-word-in-film-while-most-whites-believe-its-no-big-whoop HARFOLD, Vt. - Film producer Spike Lee has decided to boycott Quentin Tarantino's new film Django Unchained because the film uses the N-word 110 times. Students at Harfold State College, 99.9% of them white as snow, feel that 110 occurrences in a... Mon, 31 Dec 2012 13:55:03 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/111798/putin-running-close-second-to-ahmadinejad-for-top-a-hole-award MOSCOW - President Vladimir Putin, realizing he has only but a few days left to 2012, is trying desperately in the year's remaining hours to up his street cred for The Complete and Utter Asshole of the Year Award. In an asshole move reminiscent of... Thu, 27 Dec 2012 17:14:30 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110893/romney-desperate-to-find-a-car-company-to-back-him-up-locates-a-dealership-in-vermont HARFOLD, Vt. - Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, after being lambasted by the general managers of Chrysler and General Motors for bad-mouthing the efforts in of President Obama in the car industry, has purportedly found a dealership in u... Sat, 03 Nov 2012 14:45:59 GMT US Headlines