https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13482 Spoof News and Political Satire by Ossurworld en Copyright 2018, TheSpoof.com Fri, 02 Feb 2018 14:43:46 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13482 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Ossurworld https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/126323/baseball-football-stars-recruit-kevin-durant-birth-of-a-new-big-three-for-the-celtics In the beginning there was Bird, McHale, and Parrish. Thence came Garnett, Allen, and Pierce. Now the Moving Finger seemed about to write a new chapter of Big Guns. Though the Celtics were starting free agency looking like a candidate for the TV s... Sun, 03 Jul 2016 17:51:32 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/sport/126203/contrary-to-reports-roger-goodell-lives Reports of Roger Goodell's death are greatly exaggerated. However, he has been brain dead for some time. Fans who checked his tomb found it empty. A member of his staff claimed, "He is risen," in the noonday sun, raising questions on whether Goodell... Fri, 10 Jun 2016 17:11:53 GMT Sport Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/sport/126172/ace-in-the-rotation Tom Brady posted his baseball card on Facebook this week. You never knew Tom was the choice of the Montreal Expos in '95? You never knew Montreal had a team called Expos? You never knew Tom played ball in 1895? Join the club. And we don't mean th... Sat, 04 Jun 2016 12:11:24 GMT Sport Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/sport/126120/tom-brady-wears-short-shorts DATELINE: Boxers or Briefs? Amicus briefs are filling out the dirty laundry in jurisprudence. Tom Brady prefers Amicus briefs. The more obtuse football fans think Amicus briefs are what the Amish wear under their clothes. You may think that... Thu, 26 May 2016 10:55:41 GMT Sport Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/126113/loki-trumps-house-at-casino Loki Hiddleston is auditioning to be the next James Bond by starring as Pine/Birch, the mysterious agent in John LeCarre's The Night Manager. When House Laurie shows up at the Swiss hotel, the flakes fly and villainy clashes. A LeCarre miniseries... Tue, 24 May 2016 19:15:43 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/sport/126067/gronk-as-cover-boy-undercover DATELINE: WESTERN WORLD --Rob Gronkowski has been put on the cover of GQ Magazine for June, and the cover of Madden mad sports for 2017. Cover boy is merely another sobriquet tossed before the Gigantica Pithicus of the Patriots. We can never becom... Sat, 14 May 2016 00:01:33 GMT Sport Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/126026/tom-bradys-cookbook DATELINE: From Hunger-- If you are a fan of Tom Brady and into nutrition, you are about to lose $200 worth of ugly wallet fat. Yes, Tom's new book on how to eat healthy will strip you of more than a few inflated calories. Already, starving minions... Thu, 05 May 2016 22:18:24 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/126025/inquiring-trump-wants-to-know DATELINE: THE GRASSY KNOLL IN DALLAS Just when was Lyin' Ted Cruz going to tell the American people that his father used to hang out with Lee Harvey Oswald? Oh, there is photographic evidence of their liaison. It has been clogging up archives for... Thu, 05 May 2016 16:18:51 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/126006/brady-goes-for-the-high-and-mighty SUPREME COURT-- Tom Brady has loaded up on the big guns. Today he and his defense team at the NFL Players Association have brought in former Solicitor General of the United States, Ted Olson, to join their legal squad. Olson has a history of going... Tue, 03 May 2016 01:34:42 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/125996/famous-couples-rival-ted-cruz-and-carly In the world of entertainment politics, Ted Cruz continues to clear every room he enters. We have seen Ted Cruz lookalikes everywhere we turn nowadays, and the idea is not comforting. Recently, Jerry Springer brought forth a woman who looks like s... Fri, 29 Apr 2016 01:16:31 GMT US Headlines