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			<title>Doc Rivers as Hamlet: Heading to Broadway?</title> 
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			<description>After a half dozen seasons as understudy to Rajon Rondo, the veteran coach Doc Rivers is ready to take his own version of Hamlet: Prince of the NBA on the road.

Fans are expected to pay big bucks to hear Rivers recite the famous soliloquy:  &quot;To Cl...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:45:05 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Daniel Nava Plays the Invisible Man in Baseball</title> 
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			<description>Injustice seekers are already queuing up to complain about the grave error in judgment that shall befall Daniel Nava before long.

Playing for the Red Sox like an all&#45;star may not have its just rewards. He is not even on the All&#45;Star ballot circula...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jun 2013 13:33:14 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Cinderella LeBron James: a Parable</title> 
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			<description>Cinderella LeBron has found the clock is about to strike midnight and she hasn&#39;t had a good Finals game yet.

The fairy godmother may have changed the little mice into Chris Bosh and Dwayne Wade, but they still show some of their worst rodent quali...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jun 2013 17:08:15 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>The Gospel According to the New England Patriots &amp; Tim Tebow</title> 
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			<description>Christmas has come early for the Patriots, Josh McDaniels, Tom Brady, and Gronk.

The Patriots have made another leap of faith. Not since they brought on Chad Ochocinco have we seen such blind faith, hope, and courage, signed on the dotted line.</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2013 15:50:16 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Roi/Roy Hibbert Meets King James</title> 
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			<description>Not a week ago, we castigated and disparaged Roy Hibbert of the Pacers for his foul mouth and foul game.

That was then; this is now.

His Indiana Pacers took the overbearing Heat to the rafters in a game seven. Then, they lost to the odds&#45;on fav...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jun 2013 16:10:57 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>It Hits MLB Fans Between Eyes</title> 
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			<description>MLB is about to pull the trigger on enough star players to field an all&#45;star team. Twenty long&#45;term suspensions are about to hit the fans. 

If you think Biogenesis was the stuff that saved Mr. Spock&#39;s life in the third Star Trek movie back in the...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jun 2013 13:08:08 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Mukluks and Flip Flops at the NHL Finals</title> 
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			<description>We accept the fact that, when your hometown team is knocked out of the playoffs, the season is generally over. This is never truer than for basketball and hockey.

By the time the midnight sun rises, you start to hum the old refrain, &quot;Wait till nex...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jun 2013 10:10:30 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Over Heated Pacer Uses 4&#45;Letter Words to Describe LeBron</title> 
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			<description>Indiana Pacers&#39; tough guy Roy Hibbert had to suck up his toughness after the latest press conference.

In his address to the media, he spread a light paprika over the blowhard press corps. Of course, that was merely the first of his tasty hors d&#39;oe...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 03 Jun 2013 02:26:46 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>LeBron James to Bring Back Old TV Show Are You Being Served?</title> 
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			<description>LeBron James will revive the old classic BBC television program Are You Being Served?  LeBron wants to set the series in an American sports store instead of a department store.  

LeBron hopes to showcase sneaks and wide&#45;fronts from his endorsement...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 02 Jun 2013 21:06:29 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Hate the Heat?</title> 
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			<description>If the NBA learned something during the recent playoff run, it was their handpicked messiah and team of latest legend, has a big wart where the public was supposed to lick.

Yes, fans, you have shown your disdain for the Miami Heat in the heat of t...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 02 Jun 2013 20:48:27 GMT</pubDate>   
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