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			<title>Mulligan! Obama Convinces UAW to Take $33m Golf Complex Off Market with Bailout Offer!</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i100459</link> 			
			<description>The United Auto Workers (UAW) quietly withdrew their $33M, 1,000 acre resort in Michigan from the market after a private meeting with  Obama&#39;s &#39;Green Team&quot; at the EPA which promised a cash infusion to promote more &#39;green jobs&#39; and pointing to the spr...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 14:38:15 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Bi Lingual Obama Addresses Congressional Black Caucus in Ebonics; Hispanics &#39;Outraged!&#39;</title> 
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			<description>President Obama in a special outreach to his core base of voters addressed the Congressional Black Caucus as he continued his non stop Re&#45;Immaculation Campaign (RIC) leading up to the 2012 election.

While acknowledging he didn&#39;t speak &quot;Austrian&quot;,...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 13:16:18 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Al Gore &#39;Hot&#39; After Being Denied Insurance Against &quot;Spontaneous Human Combustion!&quot;</title> 
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			<description>Al Gore denounced all insurance companies today after it was revealed he has been denied medical and life insurance against &quot;Spontaneous Human Combustion&quot; based on the determination  he suffers from a &#39;pre existing condition&#39; according to a spokesman...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 23:55:31 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Top Dems Flee DC after Reports Predicting  Space Junk Could Land on Their Ass!</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i100298</link> 			
			<description>In a somewhat disorderly evacuation from the Capital after Homeland Security maven Janet Napilatano declared Defcon 5 over falling Space &#39;Junk&#39;, the whereabouts of the President, his family, Joe Biden, and Harry Reid is currently listed by the White...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 12:05:15 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Obama Hosts PIIG Brunch to Promote Austerity. $1,775 Greek Salads? WTF!</title> 
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			<description>Oblivious to cries of outrage over the DOJ expenditure of $16.00 muffins for meetings, Obama hosted an economic summit brunch for treasury ministers from Portugal, Ireland, Italy and Spain (PIIGS) at the White House to discuss Austerity measures to t...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 23:34:48 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>TSA Charges UK Man with Attempt to  Smuggle Endangered  &#39;Alligator Bags&#39; Through Newark Airport!</title> 
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			<description>Minimum Wage TSA union workers, smarting from a series of law enforcement charges running  from rape, murder, theft, drug smuggling, pedophilia, and sexual fondling and harassment attempted to make it all right by detaining a British man who claims h...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 13:15:36 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>White Bulger Reward Scam Tied to Iceland, UBS, and Rogue Trader as Plot Unravels!</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i100239</link> 			
			<description>INTERPOL is now looking into the nefarious connection between the recent capture of 
Whitey Bulger, the bogus reward payout,  the Icelandic Mafia, and the Rogue Trader at UBS responsible for a $2.5B bad investment bet!

After 16 years on the lam,...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 15:56:02 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Business Brief</category>
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			<title>Obama Demands NBA Must &quot;Pass this New Contract RIGHT NOW!&quot;</title> 
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			<description>President Obama took time off from campaigning to throw his support behind the NBA player&#39;s union as contract negotiations have broken off and the owners have declared a &#39;lockout&#39; threatening the 2011&#45;2012 season.

In an informal rant after a picku...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 14:25:49 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Sport Headlines</category>
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			<title>Winless Colts Reach Out to Doug Flutie to Save Season!</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i100199</link> 			
			<description>The Indianapolis Colts, 0&#45;2 for the first time in over a decade, have reached out to retired Quarterback Icon Doug Flutie in order to try and save their season!

Franchise Q&#45;Back Peyton Manning is out for the season, and despite 3 controversial nec...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 11:28:23 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>NFL Set To Investigate Reports of Romo&#39;s Testosterone Shots Prior to Game Time!</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i100163</link> 			
			<description>Dallas Cowboy&#39;s Q&#45;Back (no pun intended) is said to be a target of an investigation  of the NFL&#39;s Drug Police after it was revealed that the effeminate,  fumble fingered signal caller had resorted to several shots of testosterone prior to Sunday&#39;s ga...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 19:20:54 GMT</pubDate>   
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