http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8261 Spoof News and Political Satire by Morse en Copyright 2010, TheSpoof.com Sun, 14 Mar 2010 17:09:39 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8261 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Morse http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70814 The BBC, sometimes known as 'Bloated Bureaucratic Crap', announced today their budget to cover the World Cup would exceed $9 million due to the construction of a new glass studio for three new and exciting announcers. Sir George Laffingwell confi... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 17:09:39 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70799 The Manchester 'Flying Squad' today detained and later booked a man for harboring an antique egg drawer stuffed with 100 year old eggs that his wife had bought on eBay in contravention of the Wildlife and Countryside Act of 1981. The man, who mus... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 13:12:53 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70771 A looming battle is building momentum as a Dutch Nurses Union has taken a stand against 'handing out' sexual favours to patients, while a new Female Teachers Union in the UK says they WANT to provide sexual gratification for male students with 's... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 00:02:06 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70627 Follyood actor and activist Sean Penn was on hand today to award his idol and mentor Hugo Chavez the coveted 'Golden Bullet Award' for presiding over South America's deadliest city. The smiling Penn, always effusive in his support for the Narco Di... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:34:39 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70604 A 39 year old married Administrator of a UK school has been charged with the seduction and the carrying on of a 10 month affair with a 16 year old student in her charge characterized as her 'gorgeous Pirate.' The woman, who can not be named in ord... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:03:29 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70509 The Irish Flying Squad, so named since they're usually drinking on duty, crushed a bizarre plot in Waterford, arresting more than 7 non working immigrants who had planned to abduct a local artist for 'blasphemy' against Cult Leader Bob Ross known for... Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:45:46 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70484 The radical socialist regime of Barry Obama, taking it's cue from the dramatic industrial revolutions in Russia and China, only in reverse, announced today plans to convert most of downtown Detroit into lush green fields and supplying much needed 'gr... Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:26:12 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70459 Convicted child killers Jon Venables and Robert Thompson today had their voting rights returned based on a Council of Europe determination that to refuse criminals the right to vote was 'a denial of their HUMAN rights.' The killers, now released... Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:42:05 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70452 Health officials in Newark, NJ were aghast today after reports from area hospitals confirmed at least six (6) women were suffering serious infections in their derrieres after being 'pumped up' by moonlighting government caulkers paid to 'cut drafts a... Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:10:08 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70397 The Secret 'Troubles' appears to have spilled from the bedrooms of thousand of UK women with one in ten admitting to faking organisms, and over 48% claiming it was a common occurrence due to inadequate performance by their male partners. Unofficial... Mon, 08 Mar 2010 01:42:33 GMT World News