http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=1821 Spoof News and Political Satire by Robin Berger en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Fri, 03 Aug 2012 03:45:51 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=1821 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Robin Berger http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i109018 LONDON -- Olympic gymnast Gabby Douglas has been stripped of her gold medal at the 2012 Olympic Games for "not using one's black affiliation to win a match." "Upon further review of the video footage," official Suchet Zwambi said, "we determined t... Fri, 03 Aug 2012 03:45:50 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i86968 The North American Man/Boy Love Association, a.k.a. "NAMBLA," believes the U.S. Transportation Security Agency should be "more aggressive" in its pat downs of male toddlers and newborns. A spokesman, Mr. Seymour Hindquarters, warned that, "You nev... Tue, 23 Nov 2010 02:24:39 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i81453 THE PENTAGON - US Defense Secretary Robert Gates announced the "immediate departure" of Douglas B. Wilson, his Assistant Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs, over a series of classified data leaks that wound up on Mr. Gates' official website. Sat, 28 Aug 2010 03:52:41 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i81317 US Defense officials have launched "Operation Buckshot Yankee" to replace dangerous USB drives with harmless 3.5" floppy disks. Air Force cargo planes that once flew in Operation Iraqi Freedom, now deliver emergency supplies of floppy disks to air... Thu, 26 Aug 2010 00:18:16 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i81058 In a simultaneous move that is "purely coincidental" according to US justice officials, countries all over the world have issued arrest warrants for Wikileaks founder Julian Assange on suspicion of capital crimes. Most of these crimes carry the deat... Sat, 21 Aug 2010 16:40:03 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i31181 SEOUL, South Korea -- The New York Philharmonic brokered a musical end to the Korean War on Thursday, reprising its emotional performance of the Korean folk tune "Arirang" in the South Korean capital after its unprecedented concert in Pyong... Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:27:03 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i29797 CAIRO, EGYPT -- The U.S. Central Command Air Forces commander visited Cairo, Egypt, Jan. 29 to announce a "Berlin CyberLift" that will replace a series of undersea cables that were damaged in the war-torn region. Sat, 02 Feb 2008 04:28:35 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i25131 WASHINGTON -- Lt. Gen. Robert Younger Sr., a commander of computers in the US Air Force, explained the threat of computers to other generals who had flown to Washington to discuss air power. Younger used a "Transformers" toy figurine and a... Thu, 27 Sep 2007 04:38:54 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i19396 The U.S. Department of Defense has released the promotion list for NASCAR drivers and pit crew members who are sponsored by the various military services. Sun, 27 May 2007 22:01:01 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i14514 US Air Force officials continue to provide deployed Airmen and their families with Web-based communication tools, allowing officials to monitor e-mail and instant messaging from virtually anywhere in the world. "AFIM," the Air Force Instan... Sat, 03 Feb 2007 23:11:31 GMT Science & Technology