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			<title>Thatcher&#39;s Final Resting Place To Be At Scarborough!</title> 
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			<description>Britain&#39;s first female Prime Minister, Baroness Margaret Thatcher has died following a massive stroke early on Monday morning at her London home. It is thought she was not on the Liverpool Care Pathway at the time.

A funeral service is to be held...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 21:39:38 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Much Younger Man Expected To Be Chosen To Become Next Pope!</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112544/much-younger-man-expected-to-be-chosen-to-become-next-pope</link> 			
			<description>This morning&#39;s announcement from the Vatican that 85 year old Pope Benedict XV1 is to stand down as leader of the Catholic church due to advancing years seems almost certain to mean the choice of a much younger replacement.

Pope Benedict XV1&#39;s dec...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 15:47:46 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Ghost Of Margaret Thatcher Seen Again At 10, Downing Street!</title> 
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			<description>The ghost of Margaret Thatcher has again been reported seen at 10, Downing Street, this time by Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg. A  terrified Mr Clegg, who managed to escape into the street through a ground floor office window after being confronted...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2013 20:45:56 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Duchess Of Cambridge In Tears After Unveiling Of Official Portrait!</title> 
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			<description>The Duchess of Cambridge broke down in tears this morning when she and Prince William attended the unveiling of her first official portrait at London&#39;s National Gallery.

Kate was upset after discovering gorilla artist Paul Emsley had depicted her...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2013 20:24:11 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Conga Collision At Essex Pub Leaves Dozens Injured!</title> 
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			<description>Two people have been seriously injured with dozens more left bruised and shaken after two lines of conga dancers collided head&#45;on outside a pub in Loughton, Essex just after midnight. 

The collision, at Loughton&#39;s &#39;The Red Lion&#39; public house occur...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2013 14:54:51 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Intruder Throws Prime Minister Through Window At Number 10!</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/111778/intruder-throws-prime-minister-through-window-at-number-10</link> 			
			<description>The Prime Minister is recovering following an incident during the early hours of this morning in Downing Street when he was attacked by an intruder in his home. Thrown through a ground floor window the quick thinking Prime Minister then managed to st...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2012 01:45:23 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>New Austerity Cut&#45;Back Announced!</title> 
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			<description>The Prime Minister has announced yet another government austerity cut&#45;back to Parliament today. From 1 January 2013 the names of virtually everyone in Britain will have to consist of no more than eighteen characters, including any space between each...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2012 17:28:06 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>President Obama Breaks Down In Tears Again!</title> 
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			<description>For the third time in three days President Barack Obama has again broken down in tears. In his latest outburst of uncontrolled sobbing and bawling the United States President was actually seen to collapse in a wretched heap onto the steps of the Whit...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 15:25:09 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Massive Demand For TV&#39;s New Accessory!&quot;</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/111588/massive-demand-for-tvs-new-accessory</link> 			
			<description>Television retailers from all over Britain have been reporting heavy customer demand today for this year&#39;s new Christmas &#39;must have&#39; accessory &#45; 3D TV screen protectors.

&#39;We had 2000 of them in stock when we closed the shop on Saturday evening and...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 20:24:53 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>White Cliffs of Dover To Be Repainted!</title> 
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			<description>For the first time in over fifty years England&#39;s famous White Cliffs of Dover are to be repainted. Matt white was used when the cliffs were last given a fresh lick of paint, as part of the 1951 Festival of Britain celebrations, but this time, just fo...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2012 15:35:00 GMT</pubDate>   
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