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			<title>Iranian nuclear power plant expodes</title> 
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			<description>October 22, 2045&#45;  The Iranian nuclear reactor at the Tehran power plant exploded this morning causing the death of over 350 workers. More deaths are expected as the week ends, from the nuclear fall out. 

Thousands of Iranians were heading for the...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 05:33:00 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>God forgives the Nazis for the act of genocide</title> 
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			<description>At a conference of world leaders, God said he would forgive the Nazis for committing genocide on Jewish people after Israel condemned an ex&#45;Mossad agent for having too many wives and producing too many Jewish children. 

The dedicated agent was cha...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 05:00:56 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Michael Jackson takes Andy Dandy with him</title> 
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			<description>Andy Dandy, a prosecutor&#39;s son died during an operation at the UCLA medical center after announcements were made that Dr. Conrad Murray would be arrested and charges would be filed against him by prosecutors for the death of Michael Jackson.

Prose...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 21:14:34 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Osama Bin Laden strikes again with stealth</title> 
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			<description>In a taped interview with an Arabic news paper Osama Bin Laden takes responsibility for the Kleen Power plant explosion in Connecticut. Bin Laden says he has over 25 thousand operatives across the entire worlds who are committing secret acts of terro...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 20:22:32 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Jonas Brothers want Foxxy the Ultimate Lady</title> 
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			<description>Silicon Valley California&#45; Andy Jonas and Berry Jonas have placed a pre&#45;order for Foxxy the ultimate lady companion and are said to be enthusiastic about her delivery. 

Andy Jonas said that Foxxy is the prototype of a futuristic mating partner and...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 19:58:14 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Osama Bin Laden is having financial difficulties</title> 
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			<description>New York &#45; Osama Bin Laden is on a low budget because of difficulties obtaining a loan for his terrorist activities. 

It is being reported that he has been reduced to hiring winos living in Central Park to spread rabies in the raccoon population.</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 21:45:01 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Entertainment &amp; Gossip</category>
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			<title>Brilliant scientist arrested for trying to procreate</title> 
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			<description>Albert Larson was arrested today after lecturing at Nowhere Important University. The charges came after he went too far with three female University students when he engaged them in a conservative conversation. 

Larson was arrested around 3:00 p.</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 03:10:15 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Saudi girl is punished for attempted murder</title> 
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			<description>A girl in Saudi Arabia will receive over 36 lashes for an attempted murder on her female teacher. The religious courts also felt it was necessary to place the girl two months in prison.

The story took place in a female only school. The female teac...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 21:59:20 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Entertainment &amp; Gossip</category>
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			<title>Ana Hickman to star in play forever young</title> 
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			<description>Ana Hickman is to star in a play about a young woman that grows old and is abandoned by society and its desires for sex.

The play will be in New York City and will show Ana in her late years at the age of 80 years old. 

She will sing about not...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 04:00:48 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Former Chief U.N. Weapons Inspector Scott Ritter has perfect DNA</title> 
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			<description>Former chief United Nations weapons inspector Scott Ritter is said to posses excelent DNA based on his age and brody, powerful body.

Professor Dan Johnson, a DNA specialist said &quot;The world is losing good qualified men because of the easy life huma...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 03:03:42 GMT</pubDate>   
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