http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=12544 Spoof News and Political Satire by Brett Taylor en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Wed, 06 Mar 2013 16:52:56 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=12544 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Brett Taylor http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112986/vatican-elects-protestant-pope The Vatican made the startling announcement that, for the first time, they would be appointing a Protestant pope. Onlookers were startled when the new pope suddenly ran out of the Vatican and ripped his papal clothes to shreds. "You don't n... Wed, 06 Mar 2013 16:52:56 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112716/vatican-elects-gay-pope The Vatican has officially appointed its first openly gay Pope, at least in this century. The rumor was confirmed today at noon when pink incense smoke was seen stylishly smoldering from the Vatican. The Vatican News put out an official announcem... Tue, 19 Feb 2013 14:31:29 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/112441/mr-ed-secretariat-eaten-at-burger-king The UK branch of the fast food chain Burger King was still reeling from the publicity surrounding the fact that horsemeat had found its way into some of their burgers when another blow was dealt to their image. It seems that at least two or three bel... Thu, 07 Feb 2013 00:33:13 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111477/david-petraeus-speaks-out-on-affair In another Spoof exclusive, General David Petraeus has given a statement on the sex scandal that cost him his job as head of the CIA. Petraeus was forced to step down after the exposure of an extramarital affair with Paula Broadwell, his biographer a... Mon, 03 Dec 2012 22:52:12 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/111310/elmo-releases-statement-on-sex-allegations The latest Sesame Street rumor is that Elmo, the immensely popular red puppet, will retire after allegations of at least two sexual relationships with underage boys. Elmo has agreed to release a rare public statement to The Spoof. His defense of... Sat, 24 Nov 2012 16:05:58 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/111274/bella-still-whining-about-stuff We here at The Spoof are dedicated to bringing you the most important World Events. Therefore we arranged for our top reporter on International Affairs to send dispatches from the Israel-Palestine Conflict. Unfortunately he was beheaded this morning... Fri, 23 Nov 2012 02:29:54 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/108956/long-john-comes-out-as-chick-fil-a-wars-escalate The fast food wars heated up today as restaurant icons took sides in the increasingly hostile Chick-Fil-A debate. The controversy began when Chick-Fil-A honcho Dan Cathay spoke out against gay marriage late last week. Since then, drag queens have bee... Mon, 30 Jul 2012 21:38:18 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/108778/rush-limbaugh-superhero Conservative pundit Rush Limbaugh stirred controversy last week when he accused Warner Brothers and director Christopher Nolan of using their new, heavily promoted blockbuster Batman movie The Dark Knight Rises as a vile piece of pro-Obama propaganda... Sun, 22 Jul 2012 03:06:44 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/108732/higgs-boson-not-quite-as-reported Physicists recently made headlines by announcing their discovery of the Higgs boson-the long sought-after, so-called "God Particle." The God Particle would explain pretty much everything in the universe. Or so the media report. According to reputable... Thu, 19 Jul 2012 22:45:07 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/106790/gays-say-position-on-obama-evolving Gay People have announced that their views on President Obama are "evolving" and they now think his presidency is, now that they think about it, inevitable. Vice President Joe Biden made it so Sunday, when he remarked almost casually that he had... Sat, 12 May 2012 23:12:00 GMT US Headlines