https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9263 Spoof News and Political Satire by Dungeekin en Copyright 2018, TheSpoof.com Fri, 02 Feb 2018 14:43:46 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9263 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Dungeekin https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/62300/x-factor-stars-announce-new-contract X-Factor contestants John and Edward have announced a new advertising contract, it was announced today. John and Edward Grimes, the nineteen-year-old twins who have entertained X-Factor audiences with their unprecedented lack of talent, have offic... Wed, 28 Oct 2009 07:19:34 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/61988/down-with-fascism-to-end-campaign Pressure group Down With Fascism, who have been instrumental in organising angry protests against the British National Party, have today announced that they are ceasing operations with immediate effect. The surprise announcement comes in the wake... Fri, 23 Oct 2009 08:27:37 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/61986/tight-security-at-bbc-following-angry-protests BC Broadcasting House remains under tight security today following a series of scuffles between protesters and police outside the gates yesterday. Around 200 angry protesters surrounded the BBC's main gates in Wood Lane, with their numbers increas... Fri, 23 Oct 2009 07:56:43 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/61929/bnp-leader-withdraws-from-question-time-appearance British National Party Leader Nick Griffin has sensationally withdrawn from his scheduled appearance on Question Time this evening, it has been announced. A spokesman for the BNP explained that Mr Griffin was 'unwell' and would therefore not be in... Thu, 22 Oct 2009 08:00:41 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/61840/bnp-to-hold-multiculturalism-conference The British National Party are to hold an open conference to discuss race and immigration in modern Britain, it was announced today. The conference, titled 'A Final Solution to Multiculturalism' aims to investigate the truth behind immigration sta... Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:53:04 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/61788/greens-call-for-pet-deaths-to-save-planet Climate change campaigners have called for all household pets to be drowned in a new campaign designed to reduce global carbon emissions. The Government-supported campaign, which includes press and television adverts, is sponsored by the Carbon Us... Tue, 20 Oct 2009 10:14:27 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/61717/brown-world-has-50-days-to-save-my-career Prime Minister Gollum Brown has called for drastic action from world leaders in the run-up to a UN-sponsored summit in December. Brown warned the world that they have '50 days to save my career', and said that he faces a catastrophic future of tra... Mon, 19 Oct 2009 11:08:56 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/61702/president-obama-wins-turner-prize US President Barack Obama has been awarded the Turner Prize for Art, it was announced today. The award comes hot on the heels of the shock announcement that President Obama had been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, and that he has also been shortlis... Mon, 19 Oct 2009 08:57:40 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/61700/government-announces-cookiegate-inquiry The Government has announced today that it is to hold a Public Inquiry to answer the 'urgent concerns' over Prime Minister Gollum Brown's taste in biscuits. The shock move was announced today by Home Secretary Alan Johnson, who said, "this is clea... Mon, 19 Oct 2009 08:11:32 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/61523/moir-calls-for-man-love-moratorium Soon-to-be-ex Daily Mail columnist Jan Moir has outraged normal human beings by calling for a repeal of the 1967 Sexual Offences Act and the reintroduction of jail sentences for 'being a bender'. In a warmly-received (by Daily Mail readers) in tod... Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:34:19 GMT UK Headlines