http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=753 Spoof News and Political Satire by susan allen-rosario en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Wed, 06 Feb 2013 06:30:02 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=753 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by susan allen-rosario http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112423/washington-state-prisons-to-grow-cannabis-on-sites-across-the-state As Washington state suffering from budget cuts, tries to fund it's many prison reform programs, new and inventive ways have been instituted to do so. Marijuana, the state's newly legal cash crop has been chosen as the drug of choice to fill the b... Wed, 06 Feb 2013 06:30:02 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/108404/out-of-control-fireworks-blow-up-heaven Las Vegas, Nevada - Just when we thought we had "smoothed things over" with the Almighty, some dingle berry sets His house on fire. A fireworks display in Las Vegas, Nevada, reported to be the largest in the world, went completely crazy during a J... Wed, 04 Jul 2012 20:46:47 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/108255/movie-theaters-ban-breastfeeding Seattle, Washington - Protests mount outside of theaters in the Seattle area after the management of one of the theater chains banned breastfeeding in their establishment. "We have a strict policy against patrons bringing in their own food and t... Fri, 29 Jun 2012 06:33:11 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/107340/mitt-romney-revealed During a recent campaign stop, in a speech directed at an organized bean farmers union meeting, Mitt Romney bragged that even as a young child he ALWAYS ate his beans. Not so, says one family member of the candidate. At every holiday dinner Mit... Mon, 04 Jun 2012 01:10:36 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/105202/scientific-study-does-a-bear-shit-in-the-woods From the same scientist that gave us the study "Is a frog's ass water tight?" We have a new study of a common American cliche, Does a bear shit in the woods? "My dad was always making these comments that made me wonder if there was any truth to t... Tue, 13 Mar 2012 05:35:50 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/104555/newt-gingrich-sets-off-metal-detector-at-new-york-airport New York, NY. - In an effort to look more like the common man, Newt Gingrich grounded his private jet and booked a commercial fight to his weekend retreat in the Hamptons forcing him to suffer the same pat-downs and rectal probe we all do when we f... Fri, 17 Feb 2012 05:49:35 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/102838/plumbers-protest-butt-crack-ordinance When Mason Williams was issued a $50 fine for wearing a pair of low rider pants, he got a little pissed off. Pissed off enough to work on creating a new law of his own, "The saggin' butt crack ordinance." Mason was offended that he had to pay th... Tue, 20 Dec 2011 06:05:52 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/102837/politcally-correct-pc-barbie-shipment-blocked-at-port-wont-be-here-in-time-for-christmas If you had plans to purchase the new biodegradable, eco-friendly, jackboot dreadlock wearing Barbie in time for Christmas, forget about it. The newest incarnation of Barbie, produced using recycled plastic in a sensible size 7 body type, was blocked... Tue, 20 Dec 2011 06:00:23 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/102477/live-nativity-scene-turns-violent Chula Vista, Ca. It seemed like such a good idea at the time, but in hindsight maybe not so much. For two years in a row the Chula Vista public market has put on a "live" nativity scene the week before Christmas. The Delgado family, well known in th... Tue, 06 Dec 2011 05:24:47 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/97526/hot-dog-company-sues-anthony-wiener-for-the-use-of-the-word-package A leading hot dog maker in New York is calling out former Senator Anthony Wiener for naming his junk a "package". Citing the fact that "one wiener does not a package make" they have issued an order for him to cease calling his that or be sued. G... Wed, 22 Jun 2011 03:13:35 GMT Business Brief