https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=11283 Spoof News and Political Satire by rvler9201 en Copyright 2018, TheSpoof.com Fri, 02 Feb 2018 14:43:46 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=11283 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by rvler9201 https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/sport/127190/cubs-win-world-series-christ-returns-to-earth CLEVELAND--In a move Vatican officials are calling "purely coincidental," to the Chicago Cubs' victory in the World Series, Jesus Christ, Son of God and Savior of Humanity, left His place at the right hand of the Father early Thursday morning, and ha... Thu, 03 Nov 2016 05:16:10 GMT Sport Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/127127/ex-girlfriend-probably-just-marrying-that-guy-to-make-you-jealous ASHBURN, VA--While browsing Facebook Tuesday, area man Robbie Harrison stumbled upon the account of ex-girlfriend Carrie Close, replete with postings concerning her wedding next April. After careful consideration, Harrison concluded that Close, with... Tue, 25 Oct 2016 03:52:47 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/126908/they-let-anyone-into-the-hancock-high-school-hall-of-fame-these-days-athletic-director-complains LEMAY, MO--An outraged John Dupree, Athletic Director for Hancock Senior High School, called reporters into his office Thursday to make known his anger with what he feels is the growing ease to which alumni have been elected to the Hancock High Schoo... Thu, 22 Sep 2016 02:46:32 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/126384/area-moms-facebook-response-to-nice-attack-notes-she-had-a-great-meal-there-once MORRISTOWN, NJ--In a Facebook post offering her condolences on the tragic events unfolding in Nice, France, area mother Brianna Simpson pointedly noted that she had a great meal in Nice several years ago. "My heart is broken about what is happenin... Fri, 15 Jul 2016 01:59:02 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/126224/that-old-girls-still-got-a-few-more-rounds-in-her-area-dad-says SOUIX FALLS, SD--Despite acknowledging that the trusted servant was "on her last legs," area dad Phil Boyd advised his son Trevor Tuesday that the old girl still had a few more uses left in her before her time comes. "She's near the end, no do... Wed, 15 Jun 2016 00:08:23 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/125680/oh-god-bathroom-door-in-friends-house-doesnt-lock CANTON, CT--Panic consumed area man Paul Erikson Sunday, upon discovering that the lock for the bathroom door inside friend Matt Hordiman's house was not operational. "Shit, now what am I gonna do?" A desperate Erikson was overhead saying to hims... Sat, 06 Feb 2016 05:39:06 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/business/125547/woman-being-followed-in-google-doc-by-quiet-guy-in-marketing NEW YORK--While updating monthly sales info on a shared Google Doc, ABM Industries employee Brooke Santos noted Tuesday that Mark Furness--that quiet guy who works in marketing--had been digitally following her throughout the spreadsheet, despite the... Wed, 30 Dec 2015 03:45:58 GMT Business Brief https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/125533/girlfriend-could-have-done-at-least-a-little-research-before-seeing-the-force-awakens CANTON, OH--Exhibiting an almost complete lack of knowledge about the Star Wars universe with questions such as "Which one is Darth Vader?" and "So the Force is like magic?" sources confirmed Wednesday that area woman Jen Calderson provoked the i... Thu, 24 Dec 2015 02:12:18 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/125514/any-attack-by-sanders-against-this-campaign-would-be-a-useless-gesture-sneers-imperial-commander-clinton MANCHESTER, NH--Sitting in council with her advisers in preparation for her debate with Bernie Sanders, Imperial Commander Clinton dismissed any claims that Sanders' campaign posed a threat to her own, declaring that the Clinton Machine was "medi... Sun, 20 Dec 2015 02:59:58 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/125513/nerd-still-two-star-wars-films-from-forgiving-j-j-abrams-for-lost LAFAYETTE, IN--While acknowledging that The Force Awakens exceeded his expectations and has left him excited about the future of the Star Wars franchise, local nerd Michael Leclere told reporters Monday that he has still not forgiven J.J. Abrams... Sun, 20 Dec 2015 01:48:33 GMT US Headlines