http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=11283 Spoof News and Political Satire by rvler9201 en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Fri, 24 May 2013 07:05:32 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=11283 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by rvler9201 http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114158/obama-rudely-heckled-with-facts-intellectual-consistency WASHINGTON, D.C.--While giving a speech on the War on Terror Thursday, President Obama was rudely interrupted by a barrage of factual statements and ethical standards by a member of leftist activist group Code Pink. "Asking [Obama] why the 86... Fri, 24 May 2013 07:05:31 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113847/sole-contact-with-former-roommate-now-candy-crush-requests CHICAGO, IL--Though they lived together for 23 months between 2008 and 2010, reports indicate that Mike Collar and John Garvey now solely interact with each other via automated requests on the Facebook game Candy Crush. Sources indicate actual ve... Sat, 04 May 2013 02:17:38 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113843/disaster-relief-concerts-now-nations-most-profitable-industry BOSTON, MA--According to a new study published by the Bureau of Economic Analysis this week, concerts held to benefit victims of tragedies are now the most profitable industry in the U.S. The report comes on the heels of the announcement of the "... Fri, 03 May 2013 22:27:28 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113549/grandfathers-progressive-views-on-homosexuality-overshadowed-by-calling-it-the-gay New Martinsville, WV--Attendants at the Deutmeyer family dinner reported mixed emotions Thursday night, as the progressive stance on homosexuality of Martin Deutmeyer, 84, was marred by family patriarch referring to homosexuality as "the gay", "the q... Fri, 12 Apr 2013 04:48:43 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/113491/man-furious-at-facebook-friends-who-didnt-wish-him-happy-birthday LOS ANGELES, CA--The day after Zach Rowland's 29th birthday proved a source of anxiety rather than joy, as the video editor reportedly spent his day fuming at his 241 Facebook friends that didn't extend him birthday wishes on his timeline. "What,... Tue, 09 Apr 2013 06:20:09 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/113250/leader-of-the-free-world-busy-watching-19-year-olds-throw-ball-through-hoop WASHINGTON, D.C.--Though he could have been focusing his energies on the Syrian crisis, the North Korean threat, or the sluggish economic recovery, Barack Obama, President of the United States and the most powerful man in the world, reportedly sp... Sat, 23 Mar 2013 17:02:31 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113028/new-york-miraculously-not-destroyed-following-arraignment-of-bin-ladens-son-in-law-in-civilian-court NEW YORK, NY--A thankful relief hangs over the city today, after the revelation that Sulaiman Abu Ghaith, al-Qaeda spokesperson and son-in-law of Osama bin Laden, was arraigned in civilian court yesterday, amazingly without a single loss of life... Sat, 09 Mar 2013 16:39:44 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113013/kim-jong-un-promises-not-to-destroy-america-until-after-march-madness PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA--Kim Jong-Un, supreme leader of North Korea, announced today that his government would launch pre-emptive nuclear war upon the United States, but added that the country will be spared until the conclusion of March Madness. Fri, 08 Mar 2013 07:03:59 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112979/wall-street-journal-acting-like-dows-record-high-and-chavezs-death-somehow-related NEW YORK, NY--With their banner headline, "CHAVEZ DEAD; DOW HITS NEW HIGH", the Wall Street Journal seemed to be implying that the death of Venezuela's controversial president and the stock market index's milestone high were connected events, rea... Wed, 06 Mar 2013 05:51:53 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/112707/area-man-a-little-concerned-nike-only-now-withdrawing-pistorius-endorsement PHILADELPHIA, PA--Area man William Kevol expressed dismay today that Nike had only withdrawn its endorsement of Olympic gold medalist and accused murderer Oscar Pistorius Tuesday, noting than a murder charge should be "one of those things you get imm... Tue, 19 Feb 2013 01:09:00 GMT Business Brief