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			<title>The Case of The Mysterious Face Jammer</title> 
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			<description>Panic in the streets of small town continued tonight as the mysterious face jammer claimed yet another victim, this time outside of the bespoke chickens shop on &#39;dash&#45;it&#45;all street&#39;. Chief inspector Williams has been drafted in from the &#39;super&#45;duper...</description>
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			<title>Big turnout for people who are voting about the general issues in their country and the parties who are contesting for power.</title> 
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			<description>A general erection today for everybody in Britain, and what a big one it was with hundreds of inhabitants turning out in their thousands to vote on the important issues of today. As it were there was a landslide for the nutty natters over 90&#39;s nudist...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2012 11:58:15 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Jobless Youth Finally Sort Themselves Out</title> 
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			<description>Feelings of total ambivalence overtook each other today as 2,000 mud&#45;slinging, disease ridden peasants of the underworld descended on Trafalgar Square. 

Cries of outrage and shrieks of gay abandonment were heard for miles around as thirty years of...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2011 00:24:39 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Ferguson Rules Out Berbatov</title> 
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			<description>Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has today ruled out striker Dimitar Berbatov.

The news came as a shock to the room full of unscrupulous underhanded weasels with most  viewing this as a step too far from the 69 year old Scot. Reporters...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 22:12:23 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Attempt to deliver whale fails</title> 
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			<description>Confusion surrounded the small market town of Ashby&#45;de&#45;la&#45;douche last week as two men in blue overcoats attempted, and failed to deliver a 100 tonne blue whale to a Mr. Nobody.

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			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 21:34:52 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Story Baffles Readers &#45; Writer disowns himself</title> 
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			<description>After believing for more decades than he&#39;d care to remember that he did not actually exist, Colonel Sanders (aka the invisible piss fish) has inevitably died. He met his end in a fit of uncontrollable rage with the sheer disgust he felt at the &#39;we bu...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 22:58:48 GMT</pubDate>   
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