http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=1116 Spoof News and Political Satire by Jack Van Gump en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Mon, 11 Feb 2013 07:04:43 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=1116 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Jack Van Gump http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/61026/the-moon-vows-retaliation-for-missile-attack The Moon alarmed the people of Earth today and threatened retaliation for the bombing of its southern pole this week. In a message beamed live to all major news stations across the globe, an obviously angry alien figure shook its fist at the camera a... Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:52:48 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/51849/earths-earth-day-message-get-the-hell-off-me While President Obama used Earth Day to push a "Green Jobs" agenda, the Earth itself sent a mass e-mail urging humanity to develop the technology to move elsewhere. "You guys are worst than head-lice," the message said in part. "The dinosaurs kep... Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:29:24 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/36120/space-station-crapper-crippled The crew of the International Space Station awoke to discover the toilet out-of-order this morning, requiring use of the "outhouse", otherwise known as the Soyuz escape capsule attached to the station. Wed, 28 May 2008 18:52:15 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/22139/greenpeace-to-party-naked Greenpeace is looking for a few good naked volunteers in a bid to meet recruitment goals. "It's a tried and true formula: naked women bring in hoards of men," said one Greenpeace administrator. After a short period of hazing, the volunt... Fri, 20 Jul 2007 16:22:22 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/8889/mission-control-shuttle-repairs-likely-to-go-over-written-estimate SPACE CENTER, Houston - Discovery astronaut and mobile mechanic Stephen Robinson disappointed Mission Control last week by announcing that the damage to the ship's thermal tile belly was more extensive than first thought and immediately re... Fri, 12 Aug 2005 22:36:12 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/7072/food-shortage-on-international-space-station-cannibalism-feared HOUSTON (The Spoof) - An "unexpected" food shortage aboard the ISS has NASA concerned about the possibility of cosmic cannibalism unless a Russian supply ship docks with the station soon. The December 24 launch of the next Progress is now cri... Fri, 10 Dec 2004 20:22:02 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/6691/bush-kerry-debate-alien-versus-predator With only days remaining before the mildly anticipated debate between George Bush and John Kerry in Coral Gables, Florida, the PR departments of both camps are in high gear trying to drum up…even a little bit of enthusiasm among the potential viewing... Mon, 27 Sep 2004 23:05:21 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/6147/satirists-avoid-kerry-edwards-in-favor-of-bush-humor Hoping for a "post-Convention Bounce", the Kerry/Edwards ticket has fallen flat on the humor front. "No one except amateurs are touching Kerry/Edwards right now," Jay Leno said in a pre-show interview. "But apparently that ha... Thu, 05 Aug 2004 20:38:13 GMT US Headlines