http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9135 Spoof News and Political Satire by The San Francisco Onion en Copyright 2010, TheSpoof.com Tue, 05 Jan 2010 03:37:06 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9135 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by The San Francisco Onion http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i66265 SAN FRANCISCO, California - Public urination is a problem affecting densely populated areas in many large American cities, but in San Francisco, a renegade group of concerned citizens has finally decided to do something about it. Calling themselve... Tue, 05 Jan 2010 03:37:06 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i65718 WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Food and Drug Administration turned up the heat on Patty Kingdom's fast food empire today and ordered a massive recall after 1.2 million patties the company intended to flame broil turned out to be 100% flame retardant Angus be... Mon, 04 Jan 2010 04:54:23 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i66058 HONOLULU, Hawaii - The best doctors in Hawaii examined the loudest bile slinger in America, but were literally unable to locate the source of Rush Limbaugh's alleged chest pains after he was admitted to a local hospital, according to a doctor's repor... Sat, 02 Jan 2010 03:12:50 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i65920 DETROIT, Michigan - With Detroit continuing to reel from job losses in the U.S. auto industry, President Obama decided to cut his losses and announced today that he is "finally giving up on Motor City," effectively signing its death warrant and decla... Thu, 31 Dec 2009 00:23:19 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i65615 ATLANTA, Georgia - The world's oldest woman, Ann Nixon Cooper, the Atlanta woman whose name Barack Obama invoked to symbolize America's struggles and progress, died in her sleep Monday. This is the second black centenarian to die on the President'... Tue, 22 Dec 2009 09:10:05 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i65613 NORTH POLE, A.P. - Mrs. Santa Claus revealed she had a brief but fiery relationship with Tiger Woods in a tell-all interview with Oprah Winfrey today. Mrs. Claus, a sprightly Caucasian elf who remains quite fetching for a centenarian, said she ev... Tue, 22 Dec 2009 08:17:32 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i65543 WASHINGTON, D.C. - Twenty-three snowmen and a lifesize plastic Santa Claus are in critical condition this Monday after an off-duty, plainclothes officer shot up a Washington, D.C. area community snowball fight, said authorities. The 28-year-old of... Mon, 21 Dec 2009 10:54:08 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i65396 OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma -- On Friday, a judge extended a temporary restraining order on an Oklahoma abortion law -- despite a popular rider tacked onto the legislation intended to loosen current state restrictions on cockfighting. The law, passed... Sat, 19 Dec 2009 06:10:46 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i65104 ORLANDO, Florida - A major sponsor for Tiger Woods sent him a "Dear John" e-mail Sunday to "clear the air" and let the beleaguered golf star know they "have been working with a new spokesman" in the wake of a recent shit storm of controversy swirling... Mon, 14 Dec 2009 09:37:37 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i64880 LOS ANGELES, California - Jesse James has won his latest battle in an ongoing custody feud with porn queen and ex-wife Janine Lindemulder, bringing his current wife, Miss Congeniality Sandra Bullock, one step closer to a Proposal that should make her... Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:28:14 GMT US Headlines