http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9135 Spoof News and Political Satire by The San Francisco Onion en Copyright 2011, TheSpoof.com Mon, 26 Dec 2011 23:24:55 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9135 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by The San Francisco Onion http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i102983 Notorious hothead Newt Gingrich responded today to criticism about a comment in which he compared his inability to secure a spot on the GOP presidential primary ballot in his home state of Virginia to a deadly attack on Pearl Harbor. Gingrich knew... Mon, 26 Dec 2011 23:24:54 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i102261 Paula Deen is a champion for Southern-style comfort food like grandma would have made back in the 1940's, back when people didn't know anything about nutrition and cigarettes were widely believed to cure sore throats and asthma. Now Deen, the Food... Mon, 28 Nov 2011 01:44:04 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i102237 Warring Bros. has released Black Friday 2 for the PlayerStation 3 and Xboxer 360 game consoles. The game offers several new gameplay features including Pepper Spray, 4 Player Tag-Team, Blue Light Challenge Mode, and King of the Clearance Rack. Bla... Sun, 27 Nov 2011 03:16:06 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i101677 LOS ANGELES, CA - The Los Angeles County coroner has ruled Michael Jackson's death a homicide involving a lethal combination of drugs. Michael Jackson was allegedly killed on June 25 even as the corpse-like King of Pop was preparing for a dramatic... Mon, 07 Nov 2011 21:26:13 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i82925 NEW CANAAN, Connecticut -- Glenn Beck never thought twice about the safety of little Adolph when he let him outside to poop in the back yard of their home in one of the most affluent, safe and secure communities in America. Now, his overweight 8-m... Wed, 22 Sep 2010 03:54:39 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i81585 HARDWICK, Pennsylvania -- Defying orders from a federal judge in Washington, prepubescent Canadian pop sensation Justin Bieber has cloned an exact replica of Kim Kardashian's vagina using cells retrieved from a discarded sanitary napkin. "I really... Tue, 31 Aug 2010 03:45:55 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i81272 NEW YORK CITY, New York -- Scientists are surprised, but not completely surprised, by Greenland's arrival early Tuesday morning in the Upper New York Bay. Apparently, scientists had already been monitoring the progress of a massive island of ice m... Wed, 25 Aug 2010 07:54:08 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i81191 ANAHEIM, California -- Three Mousekettiers Inc. (TMI) said in a statement Monday that a Muslim woman who works as a hostess for one of its restaurants is "living in a fantasyland" if she thinks she can get away with violating the company's strict no-... Tue, 24 Aug 2010 03:11:29 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i81126 HOG JAW, Arkansas -- Tafoya Saunderson's parents have been teaching their daughter some valuable lessons, and one of those came in mighty handy today when her father lost consciousness in their Hog Jaw, Arkansas home. Frank Saunderson told local a... Mon, 23 Aug 2010 04:02:57 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i81129 PORT AU PRINCE, Haiti -- Fugees co-founder and hip-hop artist Wyclef Jean said Haitian officials reached "a new low" when they issued an arrest warrant alleging corruption charges against him, then revoked it less than six hours later. "It couldn'... Mon, 23 Aug 2010 03:18:43 GMT World News