https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9135 Spoof News and Political Satire by The San Francisco Onion en Copyright 2018, TheSpoof.com Fri, 02 Feb 2018 14:43:46 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9135 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by The San Francisco Onion https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/116731/shia-lebeouf-makes-cameo-in-black-friday-iv-trailer Shia LeBeouf plays a sexy, sharpshooting stranger in the new live-action trailer for "Black Friday IV," due out Nov. 7 for playstations and xboxes. The minute-long trailer, set in the post-Thanksgiving Day ruins of a large retail outlet, features... Wed, 06 Nov 2013 06:02:28 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/science-technology/112085/israel-kicks-off-palestinian-space-program An Exodus rocket launched three Israeli astronauts and 100 Palestinian refugees into orbit Wednesday, kicking off a ten-year mission to establish a permanent human colony on the surface of Mars. The rocket roared into mostly clear skies from the G... Thu, 21 Feb 2013 00:25:00 GMT Science & Technology https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/112669/north-carolina-cracks-down-on-plumbers-crack State representatives of North Carolina have introduced a bill that, if passed, would "clarify" an already existing state law to prohibit the display of butt cracks. The proposed legislation, House Bill (_!_), would make it a Class Preparation H f... Sun, 17 Feb 2013 19:17:46 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/112372/kim-jong-un-places-2nd-in-north-korean-barbecue-competition It was merely a common single rainbow that heralded Kim Jong-un's 2nd place finish this weekend at the First Annual North Korean BBQ Blowout in Pyongyang. State media praised the supreme leader of North Korea for his grilling expertise, noting that h... Mon, 04 Feb 2013 01:08:07 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/112338/beavis-butthead-steal-car-shoot-out-wayne-lapierres-windshield Beavis and Butthead were taken into custody today after they allegedly stole a car, purchased an unregistered weapon at a gun show, then used it to shoot out the windshield of Wayne LaPierre's car, according to a police report. The actors are best... Sat, 02 Feb 2013 03:31:14 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/112149/teenage-boy-opens-fire-on-wayne-lapierre-and-sean-hannity National Rifle Association CEO and gun-rights martyr Wayne LaPierre likely was not expecting to be shot at as he celebrated the day after Gun Appreciation Day by shooting off his mouth with Sean Hannity on the Fox Comedy Network. LaPierre said he... Mon, 21 Jan 2013 04:41:03 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/112020/plan-to-introduce-head-lice-in-ohio-schools-has-many-scratching-their-heads The Ohio State Board of Education is set to vote on a new policy aimed at curbing violence in Ohio schools by introducing head lice to K-12 campuses statewide. The vote comes on the heels of a similar decision by the Montpelier Board of Education,... Sun, 13 Jan 2013 01:24:12 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/111811/kristen-stewart-lets-go-over-the-fucking-fiscal-cliff-already Think of a polarizing figure - someone equally loved or reviled depending on who you are, someone who hates to smile, wades into risky situations, and doesn't give a damn what you think. No, it's not John Boehner this time. It's Kristen Stewart. Fri, 28 Dec 2012 23:14:36 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/106301/president-obama-orders-a-hooker Immediately following a lengthy meeting in the Oval Office with the Director of the U.S. Secret Service Mark J. Sullivan, President Obama decided to order a hooker. Sources say his meeting with Sullivan lasted nearly four hours. It follows a rece... Sun, 22 Apr 2012 20:22:23 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/106269/mitt-romney-to-oprah-my-father-had-to-eat-dog-food Mitt Romney sat down with The Queen of Media on Friday to talk about polygamy, illegal immigrants, jobs being shipped to Mexico, dog kennels, and the indomitable spirit of his late father. Criticized for being even wealthier at birth than most Ame... Sat, 21 Apr 2012 20:01:33 GMT US Headlines