http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=6574 Spoof News and Political Satire by bob42 en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Sat, 26 Jan 2013 02:58:15 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=6574 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by bob42 http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112222/republicans-announce-womens-safety-act-of-2013 WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) Speaker of the House John Boehner,(R-Hooterville) addressed thousands of chilled but thrilled supporters of abortion prohibition who had gathered along the Mall in frigid weather to attend the annual "March for Life" protest Fri... Sat, 26 Jan 2013 02:58:15 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110003/leaked-memo-deals-second-blow-to-romney-campaign-in-a-week SALT LAKE CITY (AP) After last week's leak of a Mitt Romney fundraiser speech that insulted nearly half of all voters by repeating a popular but fallacious far-right wing talking point, the campaign suffered another blow yesterday when a memo contain... Wed, 19 Sep 2012 18:42:45 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/108864/chick-fil-a-to-drop-waffle-fries-from-menu-too-gay ATLANTA GA (AP) The Chick-fil-A fast food chain announced yesterday that it would be dropping its popular "Waffle Fries" from its menu and replacing them with a new fried potato product. At a press conference, Chick-fil-A spokesman Ted Haggard ex... Thu, 26 Jul 2012 14:04:48 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/107846/michigan-republicans-outlaw-vagina-promise-armed-response LANSING MI (AP) After a nationwide flurry of criticism over the Michigan legislature's silencing of two female lawmakers for using the word "vagina" during a floor debate, republican lawmakers are standing hard on their position that "vagina" is not... Sun, 17 Jun 2012 17:16:13 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/105332/santorum-i-will-tax-woodies-condoms-semen RED BANK, NJ (AP) While stumping in New Jersey, Rick Santorum (R-13th Century) proposed new legislation that he says will simultaneously reduce abortions, pay off the national debt, and promote traditional marriage. The new law, titled "Life Begins a... Sat, 17 Mar 2012 18:17:34 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/104703/republicans-to-pass-sex-tax-mandate-weekly-sex-testing-for-women-only WASHINGTON DC (AP) Late yesterday, Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Hooterville) announced stiff new legislation that would enact a national sex tax by "sex testing" all women every week. The Congressman explained that women would be require... Wed, 22 Feb 2012 04:42:03 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/104562/republicans-to-outlaw-birth-control-for-single-women WASHINGTON, D.C. (UPI) Following the recent congressional hearings on the inclusion of birth control pills under health insurance prescription coverage, republican committee members co-sponsored new legislation to address what they called the "religi... Fri, 17 Feb 2012 12:09:19 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/104409/santorum-prohibits-possession-of-birth-control-pills-at-campaign-events RED BANK, NJ (AP) Former senator Rick Santorum (R-13th Century) drew criticism from both wings of the political bird yesterday when his campaign spokesman, Cardinal Ignatius Glick, held a news conference to announce that no birth control pills would... Sat, 11 Feb 2012 19:45:30 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/104400/planned-parenthood-acquires-chick-fil-a-chain-offers-drive-thru-abortions-on-sundays WASHINGTON D.C. (AP) In a press release issued yesterday, Planned Parenthood announced that it had purchased the Cick-fil-A corporation and would soon begin utilizing locations that are normally closed on Sunday to offer drive through abortions inste... Sat, 11 Feb 2012 15:34:49 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/100319/executive-order-governor-rick-perry-outlaws-condom-sales-in-texas AUSTIN (AP) Late yesterday, Texas Governor and recently announced Republican candidate for President, Rick Perry, announced that he had issued an executive order that in effect, prohibits the sale of condoms in Texas. In a widely televised and in... Sat, 24 Sep 2011 03:11:28 GMT US Headlines