http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=4120 Spoof News and Political Satire by drugtestallpoliticians en Copyright 2009, TheSpoof.com Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:48:26 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=4120 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by drugtestallpoliticians http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62592 Murphy, NC (IPP)- A Murphy, North Carolina man was arresrted today for not throwing trash out of his car window onto the road. Mark Rigdon of Murphy was being followed by Officer Dempsey McClure as he drove down Peachtree Street. The street is t... Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:48:26 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i62591 Mount Palomar, CA (IPP)- The International Astronomical Union (IAU) has issued a recall for the Leonid meteor shower which originally had been scheduled for the nights of November 17th and 18th. Dr. Povenmire Finootch is the self appointed preside... Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:35:59 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62590 Guantanamo, Cuba (IPP)- Americans are arriving at Guantanamo Bay at the rate of over four-hundred per day and are transferring onto Pakistani freighters in the hopes of joining the Taliban. They are trying to enlist in order to receive benefits from... Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:22:29 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i43472 Washington (IPP) - Obama has declared that America will henceforth be a gay, sharia law, Marxist, black/hispanic, agrarian society. "Starting on Monday there will be total redistribution of the wealth as blacks and others falling under the new tit... Sun, 09 Nov 2008 14:00:44 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i43314 Washington (IPP) - President elect Obama has declared himself president and has had George W. Bush evicted from the White House. Obama has called for a 6:00 PM press conference to announce that America will be shifting to a collectivist style agra... Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:33:56 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i43215 Guantanamo Bay, Cuba (IPP) - Osama Bin Ladin's bottle of gator aid was convicted on all counts today of aiding and abetting terrorism. It is reported that the bottle is no ordinary run-of-the-mill bottle and it is perfectly or almost perfectly cap... Mon, 03 Nov 2008 18:14:31 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i43143 Bali-Hali, Indonesia (IPP) - The men awaiting death for the murder of over 200 people in a nightclub bombing made their request for a last meal today. They all ordered pork roast with pork rinds and a side of lobster. They were also given some p... Sun, 02 Nov 2008 16:46:09 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i43140 Jakarta, Indonesia (IPP) - The firing squad leader that was to lead the execution of the terrorists who killed over 200 people at a disco has been fired for making disrespectful comments. Captain Abdullah Medullah called the prisoners "pig worship... Sun, 02 Nov 2008 15:31:14 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i43072 Washington (IPP) - Obama has announced that if he is elected that he will put segregation policies into effect immediately. Obama told reporters that the segregation policies will mean that there will be "colored" and "white" water fountains, rest... Sat, 01 Nov 2008 14:49:26 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i42891 Mount Palomar, California (IPP) - The meteors for this year's Leonid meteor shower have arrived in California. The meteors were transported to the Mount Palomar Observatory Campus (MPOC) where they are sorted out and prepared for the upcoming meteor... Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:48:13 GMT Science & Technology