http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=7257 Spoof News and Political Satire by Maditude en Copyright 2009, TheSpoof.com Thu, 12 Feb 2009 18:01:55 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=7257 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Maditude http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i47935 The two mainstream candidates for U.S. Senator from Minnesota started their re-election campaigns today. Norm Coleman, who was senator until January 3, and Al Franken are in a court battle royale to determine who will represent Minnesota in the Sena... Thu, 12 Feb 2009 18:01:55 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i47680 Sandra Beckle, Head Librarian at the Clinton Williams Library, says that the downfall of the economy can be directly traced to unpaid book fines, a financial staple for libraries. "We need people to pay their fines for the good of the economy. T... Sun, 08 Feb 2009 01:30:18 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i47386 Al-Qaeda lobbyists came to Washington to ask for $5 billion in relief so the organization can survive. They recently laid off 2000 terrorists and limited the amount of terrorist activities the remaining jihadists can partake in. Maimammah Atoldmi... Tue, 03 Feb 2009 23:44:35 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i47331 U.S. Olympics Gold Medalist Michael Phelps has been named as a spokesperson for Hong Bong, a bong company based in China. Wi-Bei-Hi, CEO of Hong Bong, said that Phelps was the perfect representative for the product. He said that Phelps is athleti... Tue, 03 Feb 2009 04:49:28 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i44961 Embattled Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich denied allegations that he was going to name himself to the senate seat vacated by President-elect Barack Obama. "I have never considered myself for the position of Senator." Governor Blagojevich told m... Wed, 10 Dec 2008 19:05:58 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i44263 Representatives of Wal-Mart testified before Congress yesterday requesting $10 billion in bailout money. "Critics say that our business is striving, and that is true. I do not come here asking to bail out a company that is about to fail. "We a... Tue, 25 Nov 2008 14:17:03 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i43811 Governor Bob Riley announced today that the State of Alabama will be changing its name effective January 1, 2010. The new state name will be known as Alobama, named for the 44th President of the United States. "Although Alabama is traditionally a... Sun, 16 Nov 2008 15:50:01 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i37154 Al-Qaeda sent a letter to Congress requesting $2 billion in funds in continuing the war in Iraq. A spokesperson for the terrorist organization said that funds are low and they need the money to help President Bush continue the war. Wed, 18 Jun 2008 19:47:09 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i37015 The United States Supreme Court upheld the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals decision that the United States Constitution is unconstitutional. Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:37:47 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i34638 DNC Chairman Howard Dean announced today that Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have both given up any hope of winning the Democratic nomination. Their campaigns have given him notice within minutes of each other. Thu, 01 May 2008 02:55:01 GMT US Headlines