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			<title>Florida Man Arrested for Making Bombs that don&#39;t Explode</title> 
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			<description>56&#45;year old Cesar Sayoc Jr. was arrested by federal officials today for failure to making bombs that can explode on Democrats and for misspelling the name of an elected official.  If arrested, Sayoc can face up to three years for the non&#45;exploding bo...</description>
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			<title>Fred Wilpon Addresses Media</title> 
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			<description>New York Mets Majority Owner Fred Wilpon talked to the media following another Mets loss, the most recent being an 8&#45;7 loss to the Milwaukee Brewers.  

&quot;Just because our talent is lacking due to injuries doesn&#39;t mean that it&#39;s time to panic,&quot; a de...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2018 23:30:22 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Queen Elizabeth Denounces Canadian Citizenship</title> 
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			<description>BUCKINGHAM PALACE &#45; Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II held a press conference today denouncing her Canadian citizenship.  

&quot;I was born in the United Kingdom and lived exclusively in the United Kingdom. There have been trips across the pond. bu...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2015 00:35:32 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Trump Launches Reelection Campaign</title> 
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			<description>Billionaire businessman and presidential hopeful Donald Trump is not going to wait until the 2016 Presidential election to launch his reelection campaign.  He figures starting now will give him a head start on the 2020 campaign and will make getting...</description>
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			<title>New York Mets Popular Among Groups</title> 
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			<description>Even as the New York Mets are having a disappointing season, there are groups that are have become bigger fans of the team.

Molly Irvane, founder of the group Masochists of Madison in Madison, Wisconsin, said, &quot;No sports team better exemplifies wh...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 17:05:10 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Coleman and Franken Kickoff Re&#45;election Campaigns</title> 
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			<description>The two mainstream candidates for U.S. Senator from Minnesota started their re&#45;election campaigns today.  Norm Coleman, who was senator until January 3, and Al Franken are in a court battle royale to determine who will represent Minnesota in the Sena...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 18:01:55 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Librarian Blames Bad Economy on Unpaid Fines</title> 
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			<description>Sandra Beckle, Head Librarian at the Clinton Williams Library, says that the downfall of the economy can be directly traced to unpaid book fines, a financial staple for libraries.

&quot;We need people to pay their fines for the good of the economy.   T...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 01:30:18 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Al&#45;Qaeda Asks for Bailout Relief</title> 
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			<description>Al&#45;Qaeda lobbyists came to Washington to ask for $5 billion in relief so the organization can survive.  They recently laid off 2000 terrorists and limited the amount of terrorist activities the remaining jihadists can partake in.

Maimammah Atoldmi...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 23:44:35 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Michael Phelps Gets Endorsement Deal</title> 
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			<description>U.S. Olympics Gold Medalist Michael Phelps has been named as a spokesperson for Hong Bong, a bong company based in China.

Wi&#45;Bei&#45;Hi, CEO of Hong Bong, said that Phelps was the perfect representative for the product.  He said that Phelps is athleti...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 04:49:28 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Blagojevich Denies Naming Self to Senate Seat</title> 
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			<description>Embattled Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich denied allegations that he was going to name himself to the senate seat vacated by President&#45;elect Barack Obama.

&quot;I have never considered myself for the position of Senator.&quot;  Governor Blagojevich told m...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 19:05:58 GMT</pubDate>   
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