http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=6702 Spoof News and Political Satire by Simon Cockle en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Mon, 20 May 2013 19:36:05 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=6702 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Simon Cockle http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114105/jolie-breasts-vow-comeback-after-split Angelina Jolie's breasts, removed in a double mastectomy when the American actress tried to beat the threat of cancer, have vowed to remain in the film industry despite the painful break-up last week. Both breasts claimed to have been inundated with... Mon, 20 May 2013 19:36:04 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114081/police-have-new-leads-in-peppa-pig-disappearance Portuguese police says they have new leads to pursue in the case of missing toddler Peppa Pig. Peppa, who disappeared in mysterious circumstances in 2007, has not been since since she and her parents were holidaying in Praia da Luz. Various theo... Sun, 19 May 2013 19:43:16 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/111631/hope-fading-for-princess-diana-accident-recovery Doctors have admitted that Princess Diana is unlikely to recover from the injuries she sustained in 1997 as a result of a car crash in Paris. Medical expertise suggests that, even if she did make significant progress, she would still be unable to le... Thu, 13 Dec 2012 22:46:02 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/111601/savile-a-kind-of-cancer Researchers working at the University of North London have concluded that former TV presenter Jimmy Savile shared many characteristics with the cell structures found in malignant tumours. Dr Not-the-second-nurse, a specialist in aggressive cancers... Tue, 11 Dec 2012 20:03:25 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/98278/charlie-gilmour-jailed-for-16-months-for-being-son-of-dave-gilmour Charlie Gilmour, who, along with others, was arrested for rioting during the protests over student fees in December 2010, has been sentenced to 16 months in prison. This is for the more serious crime of being related to Dave Gilmour, guitarist with... Fri, 15 Jul 2011 12:24:59 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/98277/rebekah-brooks-resigns-as-boss-of-human-scum-filth-abattoir After days of mounting pressure, Rebekah Brooks has resigned as chief executive of the venal, pus-filled, cancerous appendage for which she had been responsible. Sounding tearful and full of remorse, she said at a press conference 'I have enjoyed... Fri, 15 Jul 2011 12:07:53 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/83218/commonwealth-games-could-move-to-sandy-bedfordshire As tension mounts in the run up to the ill-fated Commonwealth Games, the committee responsible for organising the games has suggested that the Bedfordshire town of Sandy may be used as an alternative venue. Despite its small size, Sandy, unlike De... Sun, 26 Sep 2010 18:08:01 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/63062/noisy-sex-woman-becomes-new-carbon-monoxide-warning-alarm A woman whose noisy sex enraged neighbours has now put her anti-social behaviour to good use by featuring in new carbon-monoxide warning sensors. Recordings of Caroline Adult-Literacy, 34, and her husband Gillian, have been installed in the new wall... Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:43:06 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/63058/resigne-calls-for-brown-to-go-over-letter-to-solders-mum As the furious backclash continued over the 'hastilly-scrawlled letter' written by Gordon Brown to a grieving mum, some high-profile figures were sugesting that Brown should lose his job. Jacqui James, whose son Jamie was killed in an explotion wh... Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:28:41 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/62955/council-bans-remembrance-day-parade-for-a-laugh In another example of 'Health and Safety gone mad', a town council has banned this morning's Remembrance Day parade on the grounds of 'pins given out with poppies can cause eye-injuries to children - or something.' The town council of Felcham, K... Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:21:38 GMT UK Headlines