http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=6702 Spoof News and Political Satire by Simon Cockle en Copyright 2009, TheSpoof.com Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:43:07 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=6702 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Simon Cockle http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63062 A woman whose noisy sex enraged neighbours has now put her anti-social behaviour to good use by featuring in new carbon-monoxide warning sensors. Recordings of Caroline Adult-Literacy, 34, and her husband Gillian, have been installed in the new wall... Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:43:06 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63058 As the furious backclash continued over the 'hastilly-scrawlled letter' written by Gordon Brown to a grieving mum, some high-profile figures were sugesting that Brown should lose his job. Jacqui James, whose son Jamie was killed in an explotion wh... Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:28:41 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62955 In another example of 'Health and Safety gone mad', a town council has banned this morning's Remembrance Day parade on the grounds of 'pins given out with poppies can cause eye-injuries to children - or something.' The town council of Felcham, K... Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:21:38 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i62522 After another woeful performance, this time against Fulham, Liverpool have named their third manager this season. In an attempt to win both points and reverse the flagging morale at Anfield, Liverpool have gone for the tried and tested skills of the... Sun, 01 Nov 2009 10:06:07 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62060 Nick Griffin, leader of the BNP, has been named as the new manager of Liverpool FC after the shock departure of Rafa Benitez yesterday. At a hushed press conference, the Liverpool board explained that, though he doesn't yet possess the correct FA... Sat, 24 Oct 2009 10:24:51 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i61659 Liverpool, in an increasingly desperate attempt to revive their flagging season, have signed the beachball whose skilfull deflection was their downfall yesterday. The beachball, who was on loan from the Spanish side Real Costa del Sol, will partne... Sun, 18 Oct 2009 16:00:28 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i61296 The Boyzone singer Stephen Gately died of 'natural causes' a controversial post-mortem has revealed. The 'teetotal' singer, dubbed 'sweet' and 'loving' had, in fact, indulged in a huge eight-hour binge that involved a lethal cocktail of 'some drin... Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:22:28 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i61106 In their continuing search for water or, indeed, signs of life, NASA have crashed two unmanned craft into the surface of the singer Amy Winehouse. They hope to discover whether there is currently, or maybe has been in the past, water inside Winehous... Sun, 11 Oct 2009 09:16:03 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i61077 Anton du Beke, a dancer you won't of heard of in 6 months time, has apologised on air for Strictly Come Dancing, saying it was 'inappropriate', 'offensive' and he didn't know why the BBC transmitted it. The programme, shown everyday at 7 p.m. and... Sat, 10 Oct 2009 15:45:39 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i61075 The world of comedy was stunned yesterday as the Nobel committee announced that US President Barack Obama, after only 7 months in office, has won the Nobel Prize for No-talent Comedy Writer's Blank Page of the Century award. Speaking from some hil... Sat, 10 Oct 2009 15:15:55 GMT World News