https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=6702 Spoof News and Political Satire by Simon Cockle en Copyright 2019, TheSpoof.com Wed, 29 May 2019 06:57:38 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=6702 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Simon Cockle https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/144472/nazi-party-investigated-for-anti-semitism After their poor showing in the recent 2nd World War, and the continued criticism of their low-profile leader, the Nazi Party are now being investigated by the UK’s Equality watchdog, the ECHR. Critics say the Nazi Party is slow to deal with compl... Wed, 29 May 2019 06:57:38 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/129142/trump-sucks-egg-out-of-chicken-during-interview As if the Trump presidency hadn't already provided us with enough surreal moments, an interview on the CNCB channel last night gave us a whole new dimension to his state of mind. While answering a question about trade embargoes with China, Trump... Sun, 29 Oct 2017 08:49:10 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/125817/trump-to-be-new-top-gear-presenter In a shock move, the BBC announced today that Matt le Blanc would be replaced by the potential Republican nominee, Donald Trump, if he fails to win the presidency later this year. Le Blanc, who disgraced himself earlier this week by eating doughnu... Sat, 19 Mar 2016 20:03:11 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/124590/uk-eurovision-entry-bids-to-become-first-song-to-score-minus-points With only a day to go until the final, UK entry Evacuated Bowel say that they want to go one better than the last few dismal efforts and actually register a negative score. Their song, 'I Want Your Ear Wax All Over Me', is an up-beat reggae song that... Fri, 22 May 2015 15:37:46 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/features/141116/heaney-dead-at-74 Crouching low at the foot of a hollow clearing, cored from the density of trees in our holding of forest, I know something lacks. Not the cool, insistent billow of breeze from the West, or the mousey rustle of dead leaves pooling around us. A shaft of late summer sun that lazily probes about the high branches, picks out an oval of scrub. A trace memory, a silhouette that says 'it was... Sun, 01 Sep 2013 20:05:15 GMT Magazine https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/114136/knock-and-run-incident-is-suspected-terror-attack Reports are coming in of a suspected terror attack on the streets of London this afternoon. An unidentified teenager apparently knocked on the red door of a local resident and was filmed afterwards using religious language. Witnesses say that the... Wed, 22 May 2013 22:44:52 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/114105/jolie-breasts-vow-comeback-after-split Angelina Jolie's breasts, removed in a double mastectomy when the American actress tried to beat the threat of cancer, have vowed to remain in the film industry despite the painful break-up last week. Both breasts claimed to have been inundated with... Mon, 20 May 2013 19:36:04 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/114081/police-have-new-leads-in-peppa-pig-disappearance Portuguese police says they have new leads to pursue in the case of missing toddler Peppa Pig. Peppa, who disappeared in mysterious circumstances in 2007, has not been since since she and her parents were holidaying in Praia da Luz. Various theo... Sun, 19 May 2013 19:43:16 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/111631/hope-fading-for-princess-diana-accident-recovery Doctors have admitted that Princess Diana is unlikely to recover from the injuries she sustained in 1997 as a result of a car crash in Paris. Medical expertise suggests that, even if she did make significant progress, she would still be unable to le... Thu, 13 Dec 2012 22:46:02 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/111601/savile-a-kind-of-cancer Researchers working at the University of North London have concluded that former TV presenter Jimmy Savile shared many characteristics with the cell structures found in malignant tumours. Dr Not-the-second-nurse, a specialist in aggressive cancers... Tue, 11 Dec 2012 20:03:25 GMT UK Headlines