http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=6702 Spoof News and Political Satire by Simon Cockle en Copyright 2011, TheSpoof.com Fri, 15 Jul 2011 12:25:00 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=6702 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Simon Cockle http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i98278 Charlie Gilmour, who, along with others, was arrested for rioting during the protests over student fees in December 2010, has been sentenced to 16 months in prison. This is for the more serious crime of being related to Dave Gilmour, guitarist with... Fri, 15 Jul 2011 12:24:59 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i98277 After days of mounting pressure, Rebekah Brooks has resigned as chief executive of the venal, pus-filled, cancerous appendage for which she had been responsible. Sounding tearful and full of remorse, she said at a press conference 'I have enjoyed... Fri, 15 Jul 2011 12:07:53 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i83218 As tension mounts in the run up to the ill-fated Commonwealth Games, the committee responsible for organising the games has suggested that the Bedfordshire town of Sandy may be used as an alternative venue. Despite its small size, Sandy, unlike De... Sun, 26 Sep 2010 18:08:01 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63062 A woman whose noisy sex enraged neighbours has now put her anti-social behaviour to good use by featuring in new carbon-monoxide warning sensors. Recordings of Caroline Adult-Literacy, 34, and her husband Gillian, have been installed in the new wall... Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:43:06 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63058 As the furious backclash continued over the 'hastilly-scrawlled letter' written by Gordon Brown to a grieving mum, some high-profile figures were sugesting that Brown should lose his job. Jacqui James, whose son Jamie was killed in an explotion wh... Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:28:41 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62955 In another example of 'Health and Safety gone mad', a town council has banned this morning's Remembrance Day parade on the grounds of 'pins given out with poppies can cause eye-injuries to children - or something.' The town council of Felcham, K... Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:21:38 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i62522 After another woeful performance, this time against Fulham, Liverpool have named their third manager this season. In an attempt to win both points and reverse the flagging morale at Anfield, Liverpool have gone for the tried and tested skills of the... Sun, 01 Nov 2009 10:06:07 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62060 Nick Griffin, leader of the BNP, has been named as the new manager of Liverpool FC after the shock departure of Rafa Benitez yesterday. At a hushed press conference, the Liverpool board explained that, though he doesn't yet possess the correct FA... Sat, 24 Oct 2009 10:24:51 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i61659 Liverpool, in an increasingly desperate attempt to revive their flagging season, have signed the beachball whose skilfull deflection was their downfall yesterday. The beachball, who was on loan from the Spanish side Real Costa del Sol, will partne... Sun, 18 Oct 2009 16:00:28 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i61296 The Boyzone singer Stephen Gately died of 'natural causes' a controversial post-mortem has revealed. The 'teetotal' singer, dubbed 'sweet' and 'loving' had, in fact, indulged in a huge eight-hour binge that involved a lethal cocktail of 'some drin... Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:22:28 GMT Entertainment & Gossip