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			<title>THE AVERAGE ITALIAN HAS NO CLUE</title> 
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			<description>29 percent of all Italians above the age of 16 have no clue, the highest score within the EU, a German research has concluded.

The European average of people who have no clue is 14 percent. The Italian man and women are respectively 22% and 36% cl...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2013 13:46:05 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Radical Islamists release anti Europe film</title> 
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			<description>Millions of Europeans didn&#39;t demonstrate today because of the anti&#45;EU film released by an unknown Islamic organisation. &#39;It wasn&#39;t that bad actually and most of it was true.&#39; Said Martin Schulz, president of the European parliament.

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			<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2012 19:55:05 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Awesome flashlights in Phoenix</title> 
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			<description>Another suspicious flashlight was found Wednesday night, this time outside of Phoenix Police Department headquarters.

Authorities said the flashlight was turned on and lying in the middle of 7th Avenue and Washington. Police eventually determined...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2012 21:12:15 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>EU threatens Syria with accession to Eurozone</title> 
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			<description>When the Assad regime does not retreat its troops before the 1th December, Syria will automatically be a member of the European Union. The EU hopes that this threat will force troops to retreat and violence to halt.

Moody&#39;s has already responded b...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2012 17:53:37 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Dutch police confuse female student living space with squat</title> 
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			<description>The police in Holland have accidentally cleared out the student house instead of the squat next door. The cause of the confusion was the &#39;alternative look&#39; and second hand clothing. 

The front door was forced open with a ram and a small protest wa...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2012 09:26:43 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Excitement in Norwegian Rubbestadneset</title> 
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			<description>Inhabitants of the Norwegian town Rubbestadneset had an exciting moment today as the local traffic light on a crossroad suddenly started working.

This light usually remains off due to the low amount of traffic going past the crossroad. Today howev...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2012 15:07:44 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson fans combine strength in &#39;moon walking on the moon&#39; attempt</title> 
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			<description>London&#45;The Neil Armstrong Fan Club (NAFC) and the Official MJ Fan Club (OMJFC) are raising funds to send a part of their members to the moon and make an attempt at the world record &#39;moon walking on the moon&#39;. 

They have calculated to need about &#163;1...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2012 14:51:50 GMT</pubDate>   
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