http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=14313 Spoof News and Political Satire by Theodore Gorbachav en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Fri, 15 Feb 2013 22:07:01 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=14313 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Theodore Gorbachav http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/112662/tiger-woods-fakes-illness-to-buy-discounted-valentines-day-gifts-for-girlfriends JUPITER ISLAND - The last three years on Valentine's Day, Tiger Woods has not felt well. Or, at least, that's what he has told his girlfriends. "I've got about 13 different women I have to buy for. You know what kind of deals you can get if... Fri, 15 Feb 2013 22:07:01 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/112654/ben-stiller-to-direct-star-in-tropic-thunder-prequel BURBANK - A confused Ben Stiller held a press conference Friday morning to announce plans to start shooting "Cold Lightning," a prequel to the 2008 Stiller-directed film, "Tropic Thunder." DreamWorks SKG signed on to produce the prequel, which will a... Fri, 15 Feb 2013 15:31:33 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/112632/si-announces-plans-to-ditch-human-models-in-2014-swimsuit-issue NEW YORK - 2013 will be the final year Sports Illustrated uses real, live models for their annual swimsuit issue. SI's CEO, Richard Gilspin, confirmed to reporters Thursday that starting in 2014, all swimsuits will be worn by mannequins. "The ben... Thu, 14 Feb 2013 22:08:53 GMT Entertainment & Gossip