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			<title>President Obama to Run for Third Term, as President of Kenya</title> 
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			<description>Sources close to the president have confirmed what heretofore had been only a tantalizing rumor.  But today a startled world learned that at the conclusion of his second term the President plans to move with the first family to Kenya and run for the...</description>
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			<title>AARP Denies Bilking Seniors, But Plans to Fleece Young Workers</title> 
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			<description>The American Association of Retired People (AARP), the politically potent lobbying organization that contributes millions each year to political campaigns of octogenarian senators and congressman, has denied that its opposition to changes in Medicare...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2012 16:50:20 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Democrats Propose New Beauty Tax</title> 
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			<description>In a move that represents a surprising although logical extension of the current demand by the 99% for a more progressive tax system, the Obama administration has proposed a beauty tax that will be built into the new health care system.  In the searc...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 18:22:53 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Obama Wins Angriest Man Prize</title> 
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			<description>David Lynch, creator of the cult&#45;hit comic strip, The Angriest Dog in the World, announced yesterday that President Obama has won the annual Angriest Man in the World award for threatening to punch out John McCain behind the White House utility shed.</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 13:36:42 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Milky Way&#39;s Leftward Rotation Accelerating the Angle of the Dangle</title> 
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			<description>In a discovery that has alarmed many, the New York Times reports that astrophysicists at UC Santa Barbara have calculated a significant acceleration in the leftward rotation of the Milky Way.  The serendipitous discovery came about when the lab&#39;s you...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2012 13:25:16 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Krugman, Deficit? What Deficit?</title> 
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			<description>In a recent op&#45;ed in the New York Times, liberal economist and professor of economics, Paul Krugman, blasted the so&#45;called deficit hawks for blatant hypocrisy and even dishonesty. &quot;It was never about the deficit,&quot; he wrote. To careful observers, such...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2012 18:24:21 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>White House Declares New National Holiday</title> 
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			<description>President Obama, exercising his new mandate, declared a new national holiday honoring his election to a second term in a press release titled Up Yours!  The President kicked off the new day of reflection and celebration in Washington by continuing hi...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2012 16:57:31 GMT</pubDate>   
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