http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13823 Spoof News and Political Satire by Crass Clown en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Thu, 04 Oct 2012 23:37:33 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13823 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Crass Clown http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110345/romney-says-big-bird-tastes-like-chicken In the first of three presidential debates, Romney explicitly said that he supports cutting funding for PBS and Sesame Street. Fans of public television were particularly angered that he singled out Big Bird. "I'm a huge fan of Big Bird," said Romney... Thu, 04 Oct 2012 23:37:32 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/105816/master-baiter-catches-big-fish Toledo, OH - At the end of a long day on Toledo Bend Lake with very little luck, master baiter Sam Bigton finally caught the winning fish of the day at the annual statewide competition. After three hours of struggling with a 36" Black Bass, he won th... Tue, 02 Oct 2012 02:37:16 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/106262/romney-promises-to-eliminate-all-taxes Romney took his conservative economic policies to a new extreme today. At a campaign rally in Phoenix, AZ he promised an enthusiastic group of supporters that if elected, he would do everything in his power to end all taxes. The promise struck ev... Tue, 25 Sep 2012 23:52:06 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110085/new-gospel-found-son-of-man-was-ladies-man The recent discovery of a papyrus fragment suggesting that Jesus had a wife has caused a stir in academic and religious circles. While some might be pleased to learn about a more human side of the Messiah, others feel that the evidence is a forgery w... Mon, 24 Sep 2012 03:04:03 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109953/many-americans-also-frustrated-by-movies The angry riots throughout North Africa and the Middle East over an anti-Islamic movie have sparked intense discussion about American foreign policy and the limits of freedom of speech and religion. While the violent reactions of some extremist group... Tue, 18 Sep 2012 00:19:53 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/106157/mitt-romney-chooses-mitt-romney-cyber-clone-as-vp Amidst the media's speculation about presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney's choice for a running mate, it came as a major shock today when he announced his decision: Mitt Romney has chosen Mitt Romney. When asked what would happ... Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:53:33 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/106010/floridas-stand-your-ground-law-inspires-shoot-em-while-you-can-and-other-initiatives Despite its controversial status, Florida's "Stand Your Ground" law has suddenly inspired new legislation in Texas, Oklahoma, and Georgia. Texas: The legislature is currently considering a bill known as the "Shoot 'em While You Can" initiative. Su... Thu, 12 Apr 2012 00:34:30 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/105757/the-english-language-in-crisis-f-word-no-longer-dirty After a three day closed-door meeting, an elite group of scholars affiliated with various international publishers and academic institutions announced its decision to change the official classification of the F-word. From now on, it's no longer a cur... Tue, 03 Apr 2012 03:01:22 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/105725/supreme-court-rejects-obamacare-and-declares-the-constitution-unconstitutional After just a few days of discussing the Obamacare mandate, there has been a sudden and surprising turn of events. Not only has the court rejected the controversial mandate, it has also rejected the constitution. In a unanimous vote, the constitution... Sun, 01 Apr 2012 18:15:29 GMT US Headlines