http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=11113 Spoof News and Political Satire by raouldukecommando en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Mon, 24 Dec 2012 21:57:38 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=11113 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by raouldukecommando http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/111783/santa-arrested-in-savile-probe As the list of celebrities linked to the ongoing investigation into Jimmy Savile grows, it was revealed today that Santa Claus had been arrested by police. Santa, real name Father Christmas, was arrested with regard to offences dating back to the... Mon, 24 Dec 2012 21:57:38 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/111629/2dayfm-djs-in-tragic-double-surgery-accidents Mel Greig and Michael Christian, the two DJs at the centre of the Kate Middleton prank-call controversy, have died in apparently unrelated accidents while undergoing surgery at the same hospital in Sydney. Greig, 30, who had been admitted to St.Vi... Thu, 13 Dec 2012 20:24:24 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/98305/news-international-hacked-into-9-11-corpses The FBI has revealed that, in the weeks after the 9/11 attacks in the US, employees of News International dug up the graves of victims and 'hacked' into them, removal vital organs, bones and even brains in an effort to find more information. Agent... Sat, 16 Jul 2011 08:20:46 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/98304/rebekah-brooks-is-a-cant Having declined to appear in from of the Department of Culture, Media and Sport's select committee next week, Rebekah Brooks has revealed herself to be a 'can't'. Despite the fact that both Rupert and James Murdoch have agreed to attend, Brooks ha... Sat, 16 Jul 2011 08:01:56 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/83401/turnip-now-root-vegetable-of-choice-for-west-coast-rappers It may just be a humble root crop, but the turnip is now the must-have accessory of the West Coast rap scene, so beloved of SUVs, cognac and diamond-encrusted watches. The vegetable has become famous as a result of the song 'Bitch Smokes My Turnip... Tue, 28 Sep 2010 20:54:14 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/83228/south-carolina-ready-to-surrender-to-the-north One hundred and fifty five years after the rest of the South capitulated to the North in the American Civil War, the state of South Carolina has finally conceded that it can no longer continue to fight for its right to subjugate and enslave without c... Sun, 26 Sep 2010 20:23:18 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/82632/maddie-was-the-pope-involved As the Pope touched down in England this morning, the storm of controversy surrounding his state visit increased as it emerged that The Sun newspaper has linked the disappearance of Maddie to the Pope's whereabouts three years ago. Maddie, whose p... Fri, 17 Sep 2010 08:58:54 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/64064/arbeit-macht-fries-fast-food-outlet-opens-at-auschwitz-concentration-camp Fast food conglomerate MacDiddly announced today that they are opening a restaurant in what might be the unlikeliest of venues - Auschwitz concentration camp in Poland. The camp, which saw the extermination of hundreds of thousands of Polish politic... Fri, 27 Nov 2009 19:41:40 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/64003/hollowed-out-toddlers-used-as-drug-mules-say-london-police New evidence suggests children as young as three are being hollowed out by pushers and turned into 'mules', transporting vast quantities of drugs across South London, say Met police. Evidence from drug busts and the testimonies of gang members sho... Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:24:42 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/63886/clarkson-wanked-into-my-glove-compartment Jeremy Clarkson, the high-profile presenter of 'Top Gear', has created controversy yet again - this time by masturbating into the glove compartment of a car belonging to a female guest of the show. The incident, which happened after filming had fi... Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:04:24 GMT Entertainment & Gossip