http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=14289 Spoof News and Political Satire by Dontquotemenews en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Thu, 21 Mar 2013 16:51:06 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=14289 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Dontquotemenews http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113212/omalleys-bank-in-ireland-demands-euro-bailout-to-avoid-meltdown Patrick O'Malley, founder, President, Teller, Receptionist and Cleaner of O'Malley's Bank in McGillmara, Ireland, has demanded a financial bailout from the European Union. Without an immediate injection of cash the bank will collapse and take the... Thu, 21 Mar 2013 16:51:06 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112743/forget-global-warming-meteors-us-congress-biggest-threat-to-planet BRUSSELS, BELGIUM. A report published by the Brussels, Belgium-based International Union of Really Worried Scientists calculates the destructive power of the US Congress as equivalent to an eight-mile wide meteor hitting Earth. The report warns th... Thu, 21 Feb 2013 00:40:46 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/112730/protests-over-new-olympic-sport-synchronized-sweating The decision by the International Olympic Committee to drop wrestling from the Games and replace it with synchronized sweating has triggered a wave of protests around the athletic world. "This is a slap in the face for all the serious sports that... Wed, 20 Feb 2013 12:23:34 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112690/god-to-sue-pope-benedict-for-breach-of-contract The Vatican has received Word from God that the Almighty is suing Pope Benedict XVI for breach of contract following the Pontiff's recent announcement that he will resign as head of the Catholic Church. Vatican lawyers received the news in an epip... Mon, 18 Feb 2013 12:44:03 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/112655/nasas-bold-plan-to-avoid-asteroid-armageddon The US space agency NASA plans to build a giant bat for deflecting asteroids that are on collision with Earth. The bat will be put into orbit 25,000 miles above the planet. Recent near misses and hits, most notably the fly-by of a 150-foot asteroi... Fri, 15 Feb 2013 16:24:40 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112650/discovery-of-new-mayan-calendar-updates-doomsday-prophesy Archeologists have discovered a new Mayan calendar - the Beach Babes Bikini Edition - that provides a new, and more reliable, date for the end of the world: June, 2014. Discovering the calendar also proves that the Mayan's much publicized prophes... Fri, 15 Feb 2013 13:06:32 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112571/greek-orthodox-church-shock-frontrunner-to-sign-pope-benedict The Greek Orthodox Church has made a dramatic, multi-million dollar bid for the signature of Pope Benedict XVI. A number of leading religions are competing for the former pontiff's services after he handed in a transfer request to the Vatican. "Wi... Tue, 12 Feb 2013 12:40:02 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/112530/every-major-us-airline-to-merge-what-it-means-for-you American Airlines, Delta, Southwest , US Airways, and United/Continental, are planning a mega-merger. The new airline will provisionally be called Delta Southwest United US, and control 70% of the air passenger business in the US. Delta Southwest... Sun, 10 Feb 2013 21:15:19 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/112481/stunning-discovery-dino-mass-extinction-never-happened New evidence disproves the theory that dinosaurs were obliterated by a giant meteor strike. Researchers now believe that dinosaurs were on vacation - probably a cruise - and left the planet for another destination. The 110 mile-wide crater in... Fri, 08 Feb 2013 17:46:22 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112477/us-company-loses-top-secret-wonder-woman-warplane An XL Cloak warplane, dubbed the "Wonder Woman" jet because a revolutionary cloaking device makes it totally invisible, has been mislaid by the defense contractor Shootering Industries, Inc. A big reward is being offered to anyone who finds the aircr... Fri, 08 Feb 2013 12:33:50 GMT World News