http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=14031 Spoof News and Political Satire by Bea Shaylee Sayers en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Mon, 18 Feb 2013 07:59:03 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=14031 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Bea Shaylee Sayers http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112688/latest-vatican-scandal-pope-benedict-accepts-new-religious-leadership Vatican City - A massive scandal broke at the Vatican less than two weeks away from a historic papal resignation. The Pope Benedict's personal yoga instructor has just revealed that the leader of the Catholic Church will become the leader of the Chur... Mon, 18 Feb 2013 07:59:02 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111271/alcatraz-to-reopen-as-prison California officials are planning to reopen Alcatraz as a correctional facility by May, 2013. The shocking and sudden decision comes after the state officials announced California couldn't meet the U.S. Supreme Court ruling to remove tens of thousand... Fri, 23 Nov 2012 00:43:09 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109715/jesus-makes-a-surprise-appearance-at-the-democratic-national-convention Jesus stunned politicians with a surprise appearance and a short speech at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, North Carolina, on Wednesday afternoon. He talked about how U.S. government and politicians have to rediscover true values... Thu, 06 Sep 2012 05:31:27 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/109445/lance-armstrongs-seven-tour-de-france-titles-go-on-sale In a stunning announcement last Thursday, the famed cyclist Lance Armstrong said he was selling his seven Tour de France titles. The titles will go on sale next week, but they most likely won't be available to the fans. All Tour de France runner-... Fri, 24 Aug 2012 17:22:33 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/109161/london-olympics-more-than-half-athletes-warned-for-supernatural-doping Warnings have been issued to more than half of all athletes competing at the London Olympic Games for exploiting supernatural performance enhancing stimulants. Last July, the act of "Asking God for divine intervention" was added to the list of pr... Fri, 10 Aug 2012 23:49:51 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/108973/olympic-flame-extinguished-david-beckham-loses-backup-flame There's the Olympic cauldron but the Olympic flame is no more. The shocking news that the Olympic flame has been extinguished and the British Olympic organizers can't light it again due to David Beckham losing the only backup flame has just been l... Tue, 31 Jul 2012 18:12:36 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/108930/reasons-behind-nbcs-decision-not-to-live-broadcast-the-london-olympics-revealed-dramatic-events-ensue American station NBC refuses to live broadcast the 2012 London Summer Olympic Games. Jonathan D. Miller, the President of NBC Sports, has just announced that NBC had made a calculated choice to air sport events with 6 to 8 hours delay. "Scientific... Sun, 29 Jul 2012 22:47:07 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/108912/disgraced-michael-phelps-secretly-exits-london-olympic-games-and-retires-from-sport It was a sensational opening Saturday night at the Olympic Park Aquatics Centre in London: an American swimmer Michael Phelps, the most successful Olympian in the history of the Games, did not win a medal in the 400-meter individual medley. He strugg... Sun, 29 Jul 2012 06:27:35 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/108892/remarkable-olympics-opening-ceremony-inaugurates-uk-economic-breakdown Great Britain marked the beginning of its economical meltdown with a glorious spectacle of Olympian costs at the new Olympic Stadium in London watched by millions of people around the world. An extravagant, whimsical, unconventional, and dazzling... Sat, 28 Jul 2012 04:38:33 GMT Sport Headlines