http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8514 Spoof News and Political Satire by Bureau en Copyright 2010, TheSpoof.com Mon, 15 Mar 2010 21:34:27 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8514 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Bureau http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70903 David Blaine Number One Suspect As Mother-In-Law Disappears! Stunt man and Magician David Blaine's mother-in-law has disappeared and police are searching everywhere Blaine has been over the past four days. Actually he was in a block of ice in... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 21:34:27 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70901 Police in Los Angeles reported that a tour bus that takes passengers to see the gangland sections of Los Angeles that belong to the Crips and Bloods has returned very late and that everyone on it, including the driver, had been tarred and feathered. Mon, 15 Mar 2010 21:28:16 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70900 Only in his teens himself, actor Taylor Lautner who plays a werewolf in the Twilight series has noticed that some kids are afraid of him when he's out shopping or on the street. "It gives me the creeps", stated Lautner to our reporter. "I hate sca... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 21:20:32 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70868 An old photograph a family member recently discovered of their day at the beach twenty years ago, shows a 13-year-old bikini-clad Cheryl Cole standing in front of a giant cockroach. The photograph had been stuck behind another one from the set and no... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:27:38 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70840 A special visit to Borea College in Arkansas by the Dalai Lama to endorse the methods of peace, wound up giving 90% of the students the diarrhea. "I am so sorry, but I was driven through your rural areas before coming here and I had to get out and... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 01:10:31 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70839 Donald Henderson, until recently employed by a clinic in Mississippi, says that while Tiger Woods was there for sex therapy that some of the doctors there secretly had frozen some sperm. "They think I didn't see what they were up to", stated the f... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 01:02:59 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70826 Friends of Lisa Marie Presley say that she seems to be following in her dad's footsteps as she has steadily gained weight over the last few years. The tabloids have been showing a growing Lisa Marie, that is the same age as her dad when he died sudde... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 19:48:34 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70769 If news from a National Tabloid can be believed, singer Adam Lambert will soon be putting out...his second album that will include his new best friend, Sharon Peters. "Sharon and I do really well together", stated Lambert according to the article... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 23:12:08 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70763 Tom Cruise apparently felt sorry for the reporters asking him about his next movie and enlightened us on the fact that he and the other scientologists had found what causes death. As he explained he got more and more excited, often waving his arm... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 20:19:11 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70757 Paparazzi reporter Benjamin Hack,who had followed Britney Spears for the past five years succumbed to Hepatitis B yesterday, and doctors say it was from all that shit that stays in the vicinity of the singing star. Dr. Lonas James of The Dayo Cli... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 17:20:15 GMT Entertainment & Gossip