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			<title>How Lady Gaga&#39;s Grandfather, Lord GaGa, Made a Fortune</title> 
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			<description>How Lady Gaga&#39;s Grandfather, Lord GaGa, Made a Fortune

Lady GaGa has told her fans that her late grandfather had made a fortune in selling pills through his special magazines in the 1930&#39;s.

&quot;The pills were harmless enough. They actually had vit...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 05 Mar 2011 20:14:03 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Amy Winehouse: Uncle Garth Died From Being in the Wrong Test Group!</title> 
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			<description>According to Amy Winehouse, her favorite Uncle, Uncle Garth &quot;who drunk like a fish&quot;and &quot;whom I cannot stand to be around&quot;, died from being in the wrong test group.

Since she made the statement to several reporters and then promptly passed out, we...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 05 Mar 2011 19:49:14 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Miley Cyrus Says That SHE is America&#39;s Favorite Female Star, Not Lady GaGa!</title> 
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			<description>After discovering that Lady GaGa has been unofficially named as America&#39;s Favorite Female Star, Miley Cyrus has thrown a fit according to those present when she heard the news on Entertainment Tomorrow Night.

&quot;What? How do they even know Lady Gaaa...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 20:29:55 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Shriner Clown Wearing Too Many Bright Colors Killed by Hummingbirds</title> 
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			<description>Grand Poobah Darrell Henderson of Little Rock, Arkansas was participating in a &quot;Spring Is Coming&quot; parade by driving his little clown car in a parade that included Miss Rutabaga of 2011 Wednesday when disaster hit.

&quot;I don&#39;t know why Henderson chose...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 18:23:31 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Kristen Stewart &amp; Robert Pattinson to do New Version of &quot;Bonnie &amp; Clyde&quot;!</title> 
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			<description>Hang on Twilight lovers, the last Twilight may finally be played out but it&#39;s two co&#45;stars, Kristen Stewart &amp; Robert Pattinson, are said to be looking over the roles of Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow, the 1930 bank robbers made famous in the earl...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 18:16:52 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Alex Pettyfer: Taylor Lautner Did Not Steal Dianna Agron From Me</title> 
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			<description>British actor Alex Pettyfer says that he is not concerned with actor Taylor Lautner stealing his girlfriend.
 
This was after Lautner and Dianna Agron were seen at a restaurant together in Pittsburgh. Lautner was there several months ago to work on...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 17:59:36 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Robert Pattinson: I&#39;d Never Fight Lautner Over Kristen Stewart</title> 
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			<description>Most ladies would not like to hear the sort of statement that Robert Pattinson made about his longtime girlfriend, Kristen Stewart, but Stewart says she can understand him saying that.

&quot;Rob tries to always be truthful. He was telling the truth and...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 13:04:19 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Surprise! Banksy Was At The Academy Awards After All!</title> 
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			<description>The unknown artist known as Banksy may have put over another one on the public as well as the reporters when the word was passed that the attendee who was seated closely behind and to the right of Lady GaGa, may have been the artist.

All day peopl...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 12:55:55 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Mount St. Helens Ready to Blow Again!</title> 
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			<description>Shaken by a mild earthquake after two months of earth tremors, citizens of the state of Washington are on edge again, afraid that the volcano on Mount St. Helens may blow again.

&quot;Just like last time, in 19 ought 80, no one warns us that that mount...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2011 17:25:41 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>YouTube Movie Embarrasses Robert Pattinson to Death</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i92553</link> 			
			<description>An amateur movie that was loaned out to a friend of the family has Robert Pattinson going slightly nuts.

&quot;If you want to see a red&#45;faced Pattinson, you may get to do exactly that unless he can get that old family movie back&quot;, stated Lizzy Pattinso...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2011 17:20:33 GMT</pubDate>   
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