https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8514 Spoof News and Political Satire by Bureau en Copyright 2018, TheSpoof.com Fri, 02 Feb 2018 14:43:46 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8514 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Bureau https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/science-technology/120941/u-n-to-build-small-orbiting-planet At first it was considered a wild rumor only. "We can't even get along here on the earth, how will we get together on one we build?" However, some of the things we are receiving from Edward Snowden shows that, for our own good, several major natio... Tue, 22 Apr 2014 23:38:26 GMT Science & Technology https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/science-technology/120940/wealthy-chinese-multi-billionaire-hires-houston-to-build-safety-space-station A spokesman for an unnamed multi-billionaire from Tawain has apparently agreed to pay specialists in Houston Space Center to build him and his family a safe, well-furnished self-supporting space station. "My boss has been watching our government g... Tue, 22 Apr 2014 23:33:53 GMT Science & Technology https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/120939/local-man-killed-by-farts-at-dog-races A local man from Orlando, Florida has cashed in his chips, hit the big one. He was Harry Poltus but most people just called him Doug. No one knows why. Doug had been betting on the dog races all his life and had developed a system where he would w... Tue, 22 Apr 2014 23:29:09 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/120938/justin-bieber-looks-to-me-like-everyones-pregnant Justin Bieber had some friend over and we him paid well to take a mike recorder with him because we knew the Bieber was up to no good. "The grown-ups would all come over and they'd talk and drink and I got sent to bed but I always sneaked back. Us... Tue, 22 Apr 2014 23:24:22 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/120937/area-man-proves-mother-in-law-wrong-even-after-shes-dead Sandy McIntosh says that if his old Mother-In-Law had held on for a few more years, I would have made her eat her words. Instead, the old Bat had to go and die on us at the nursing home where I had them exercising her everyday, even after hours after... Tue, 22 Apr 2014 23:12:44 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/120930/mtv-denies-they-placed-janet-michael-jackson-duet-on-air The screen went silent , then suddenly there was Janet and Michael Jackson doing Janet's hit, "What Have You Done For Me Lately?" All over American people in their teens to their thirties began calling the network and each other. "What was that al... Tue, 22 Apr 2014 18:37:22 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/business/120929/mary-jane-cosmetics-donates-pink-cadillac-to-pygmies-in-ituri-forest A spokeswoman for the Mary Jane Cosmetics Company who have listed their write-off donations for tax purposes has sent a brand new Pink Cadillac to the "Little People" who make it all possible. "I bet these little guys eyes will lit up like little... Tue, 22 Apr 2014 18:35:21 GMT Business Brief https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/120928/enemy-1-is-cow-flatulence-not-al-qaeda Al Gore and Michael Moore are planning to do a new movie and launch a major effort to stop so much cow flatulence from getting into the atmosphere. The going is slow right at present because of it being so hard to video a cow farting at just the r... Tue, 22 Apr 2014 18:31:38 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/120927/man-given-1-000-years-to-live-by-leprechaun-man-bored-to-death "I'd kill myself if it would work but I've tried it 12 times and it didn't work...and I'm only 501!" Russell Breckinridge says that in the early 1500s he accidentally fell off a cliff and right into the liar of a Leprechaun. He gave me three wi... Tue, 22 Apr 2014 18:25:00 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/120926/mummy-dna-shows-3500-years-old-but-not-completely-human A very confused group of experts have been onto this for a month and still have no solution. "We have an Egyptian mummy, we think, brought here as usual to test the DNA so it could be dated and so we did", stated a DNA Expert in Tucson, Arizona. "... Tue, 22 Apr 2014 18:20:09 GMT US Headlines