http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13734 Spoof News and Political Satire by Francois Dubois, S.J. en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Wed, 10 Apr 2013 15:07:17 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13734 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Francois Dubois, S.J. http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113523/westboro-baptist-church-to-send-delegation-to-thatcher-funeral TOPEKA Kanasas (ABSNN) - Pastor Fred Phelps, head of the controversial Westboro Baptist Church, said his congregation will spare no expense to send a delegation to the state funeral of former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. "This tim... Wed, 10 Apr 2013 15:07:17 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/111483/air-new-zealand-ad-goes-balls-to-the-wall AUKLAND, New Zealand (ABSNN) - Air New Zealand aired a new "ballsy" ad featuring Belarusian Olympian Nadzeya Ostapchuk who won the London Games' shot-put competition, but was forced to surrender her Gold Medal when she failed a drug test. "The ad ca... Tue, 04 Dec 2012 02:14:59 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111482/canadian-dinosaurs-head-stolen-after-grizzly-murder-in-wyoming JACKSON, Wyoming (ABSNN) - Monday night, a visiting Canadian dinosaur, Tyrannosaurus Bataar, was hacked to death, and his head removed, as he walked back to his room at a local inn, "after drinking heavily at Jackson's world famous Million Dollar Cow... Tue, 04 Dec 2012 01:31:28 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/111473/wbc-fight-card-twin-bill-features-twins-womb-fight LAS VEGAS, Nevada (ABSNN Sports) - The World Boxing Council has the entire sporting world agog at the news that Caesar's Palace will host the very first WBC Championship fight between two unknown, and as yet, unnamed twins in their mother's womb! Th... Mon, 03 Dec 2012 19:59:28 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111465/near-sighted-dolphin-mistakes-child-for-honey-boo-boo-and-bites-her ORLANDO, Florida (ABSNN) - A dolphin named Sally bit a child who was feeding her in a tank at Orlando's Sea World Sunday. Police immediately arrested the dolphin who told them, "I'm so sorry! I'm so near-sighted, I thought the little girl was Honey... Mon, 03 Dec 2012 13:23:12 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111451/drunk-santa-explodes-at-vfw-hall-in-iowa COWPATH, Iowa (ABSNN) - An "apparently" booze filled, 87-year-old WWII veteran playing Santa, exploded Sunday afternoon, killing himself, and injuring 27 men and women who were waiting in line to have their pictures taken in his lap. According to on... Sun, 02 Dec 2012 19:41:25 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/111442/kim-kardashian-wows-the-crowd-in-bahrain-malt-shop-burns-tho MANAMA, Bahrain (ABSNN) - Riot police were forced to fire tear gas canisters at hardline Islamic protesters who were angered at the presence in the city of Kim Kardashian. "God is great; Kim's a slut," the crowd shouted in Arabic. Kardashian, who j... Sun, 02 Dec 2012 03:59:48 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111429/wv-anti-bullying-law-unfair-to-evangelical-straight-kids-says-pastor CHARLESTON, West Virginia (ABSNN) - Jeremy Dys of The Family Policy Council told state legislators Friday that West Virginia's anti-bullying policy in its 55 county school districts "is unfair to evangelical students." "We have been forced by an u... Sat, 01 Dec 2012 13:52:15 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111421/massive-sinkhole-proves-ohio-sucks DOVER, Ohio (ABSNN) - Fox's Karl Rove was absolutely right: "Ohio sucks!" Today Ohio proved it sucks when a four-football-field-wide sinkhole swallowed up a large section of Ohio State Road 513 just west of Dover. "Holy crap! I was just watch... Fri, 30 Nov 2012 21:50:56 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111413/bears-wr-tells-scottish-reporter-about-viagra-use-in-the-nfl CHICAGO, Illinois (ABSNN) - "They test NFL players for performance enhancement drugs (PED's), but what they're looking for is steroids, not male enhancement drugs such as Viagra. They can stop us from bulking up, but not from getting laid," said Chi... Fri, 30 Nov 2012 15:02:39 GMT US Headlines