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			<title>Obama Lends Drones to TMZ to Spy on Celebrities</title> 
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			<description>The White House announced today that the Obama administration will be working with TMZ in order to spy on celebrities. This decision came after President Obama was watching his favorite television show, TMZ, and heard that TMZ was looking for guest p...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2013 20:22:21 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>US to Open Relationships With Cuba For FarmVille Resources.</title> 
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			<description>(Washington, DC) &#45; Today, Barack Obama announced that he will continue to work with Cuba to restore communication in order for the United States to gain access to Cuba&#39;s FarmVille resources. 

Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet A. Napolitano, wa...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 17:03:38 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Congress To Pass &#39;Stop Pet Piracy Act&#39;</title> 
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			<description>With its failed attempt to pass &quot;Stop Online Piracy Act&quot; (SOPA), Congress has decided to wait on attacking the pirates on the internet and moved its attention onto the pets who pirate sounds from the entertainment industry. 

&quot;Pets have been quotin...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 02:04:53 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Man Fails to Reconnect With Mother Again</title> 
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			<description>(Portland, Ohio) &#45; After failing last year, Stephen Young was not willing to be rejected by his mother again this year on Mother&#39;s day.
 
Stephen, 32, spent the last 364 days contemplating on what he did wrong and on what he needs to do this year i...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2011 01:05:09 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Osama Bin Laden Not Part of NBA Draft</title> 
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			<description>Osama Bin Laden died on May 1st of this year. According to military and government officials, Osama Bin Laden had been practicing basketball in his compound in order to regain the skills he used to have so he could play in the NBA again. 

New evid...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 11:49:04 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Heroic Custodian Kills Osama Bin Laden</title> 
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			<description>After ten years of hiding, Al Qaeda leader, Osama Bin Laden, was pronounced dead yesterday night. Many of Americans are excited with joy. 

David Parker, 56, is credited for the death of Osama Bin Laden. David was working as a custodian in Pakistan...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 11:54:56 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Republicans Introduce Inflatable Candidate</title> 
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			<description>With the election of 2012 sneaking up next year, Republicans have introduced a new candidate that they feel confident about.
 
Named &quot;Paul Inflate&quot;, the presidential candidate is an inflatable doll that only takes two minutes to blow up. 

&quot;I am...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 01:16:52 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Nation Solves Debt Problem Thanks to Sarah Palin&#39;s New Country</title> 
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			<description>After numerous budget deals and failed solutions to solve America&#39;s debt to China and other foreign countries, Congress came up with a solution that will save the nation from paying trillions of dollars back to these countries. 

A meeting was held...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 23:20:23 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>First Non&#45;Gay Man Admits He Cried During Titanic</title> 
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			<description>After fourteen years of men hiding the fact that they cried during the movie &quot;Titanic&quot;, William Manson came out today and told the public that he cried during Titanic. 

Before William, there was another man to admit he cried during the movie, but...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2011 01:52:52 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Local Man&#39;s Performance as Macbeth Just as Bad as it Was in Sixth Grade</title> 
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			<description>Portland, Ohio &#45; &quot;The Tragedy of Macbeth&quot; was performed by local residents in the town of Portland, Ohio. The play went smoothly besides the man playing the character of Macbeth. 

Jeremy Lang played the role of Macbeth in his sixth grade play, and...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 23:49:04 GMT</pubDate>   
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