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			<title>Subo writer has nervous breakdown</title> 
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			<description>The anticipated &#39;spiritual renewal&#39; of TheSpoof.com&#39;s beloved writers, Writers &#39;X&#45;Y&#45;Z&#39;, has been put off a bit according to physicians treating the self&#45;indulgent, over&#45;promoted writers.

&quot;It seems Writers &#39;X&#45;Y&#45;Z&#39; have become quite agitated as of l...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:50:02 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Colonel Juan claims he was sexually molested by Bigfoot</title> 
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			<description>Spoof writer Colonel Juan left a brief noted addressed to his wife Hilda shortly before he turned up &#39;missing&#39;. The note was left in the trust of the family attorney. The note was passed on to Mrs. Juian who released some of the contents to reporters...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:39:04 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>A Dog Bothering You?  Animal Rights Has the Answer With Its New Doggie Gas Chamber!</title> 
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			<description>We know them as an organization that helps animals, but in today&#39;s news they might want to rethink their advertising claims.

Whenever there&#39;s a people on animal conflict, you can expect &#39;the bunny huggers&#39; PETE&#45;A to be there with cameras, news cov...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:39:25 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Hollywood actors lining up for free prescription drugs</title> 
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			<description>According to the latest full&#45;page ad in the Hollywood Facts Line magazine...What&#39;s a little fame without an addiction, right? Let&#39;s face it, making a zillion dollars a movie, having the most gorgeous women on earth throwing themselves at you, being t...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:30:26 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Dog the Bounty Hunter On The Trail Of Cheryl Cole&#39;s Little Vagina</title> 
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			<description>Dog Chapman was last seen boarding a plane at the municipal airport and heading South. Rumors have been rampant that his next capture might be for a British starlet and a very aggressive little Vagina, both in trouble in Miami.

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			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:13:59 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Correction! Ladies, you do not have a beaver between your legs!</title> 
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			<description>Lawyers for singer PETA have filed a class action lawsuit today in Federal court on behalf of Castor Canedensis&#39; everywhere. 

To all who might have missed a biology class or two, that refers to the popular mammal, the American Beaver. President Ma...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:13:38 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Rocker Billy Idol confesses, &#39;Dancing with myself wasn&#39;t all that much fun!&#39;</title> 
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			<description>Rocker Billy Idol, age 55, opened his much anticipated come back show with two rocking hits that made the aging 80&#39;s star such a big hit twenty some years ago. 

The songs &#39;Rebel Yell and White Wedding&#39; brought cheering and singing fans to their fe...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:36:38 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Jon Venables&#39; application to run a Child Day Care Facility denied.</title> 
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			<description>As part of his rehabilitation while in prison, child killer Jon Venables learned through a social services mail order course how to properly license, operate, and locate a child day care center in which working mothers could drop off their kiddies fo...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:15:53 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Taylor Swift claims Snoop Dogg&#39;s schnizzle tastes like hydrolyzed vegetable protein!</title> 
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			<description>Taylor Swift shocked fans and friends by showing up a her latest concert with rapper Snoop Dogg on her arm and in his body guard driven limosine.

&quot;Snoop is a good guy and has a tasty schnizzle!&quot; Quipped Swift to onlookers as she entered through th...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:58:09 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Taylor Lautner beats Congressman Henry Waxman by a nose!</title> 
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			<description>At the recent Large Noses of the World Convention, reigning champion, Congressman Henry Waxman relinquished his crown to newcomer actor Taylor Lautner who won the three&#45;day competition by a nose!

Waxman&#39;s 7 pounder was no match for Lautner&#39;s wide&#45;...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:20:14 GMT</pubDate>   
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