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			<title>Miley Dumps Liam And Rushes To Taylor Lautner&#39;s Hospital Bedside After Botched Self&#45;Circumsion</title> 
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			<description>A very intoxicated wannbe vampire almost lost his life while performing a circumcision on himself. Meanwhile his equally dumb as a door female friend video&#45;taped the incident while holding a flashlight and cheering him on.

Taylor Lautner was rushe...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 00:23:57 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Fred Flintstone was a homosexual, says noted anthropologist.</title> 
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			<description>Sure, you remember him. That adorable Fred Flintstone wearing his cave man outfit of an animal skin over one shoulder and hanging around with best friend Barney Rubble.
 
The Flintstones were the modern age vision of a Stone Age family. Residing in...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 00:12:57 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Man Claims Viagra Saved Him From Being Pinned Under A Car</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i74176</link> 			
			<description>Last February, Billie Bibbs was a lucky man. 

Bibbs, who&#39;s age is around 60, claims an unfortunate, possibly fatal, accident was prevented when he quickly gobbled a male performance enhancer tablet moments after an automobile bumper jack failed, p...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 20:56:31 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Dirtbag living in run down trailer park wins science award</title> 
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			<description>Ned Nebutol never knew any better. His grades at school were decent. He completed the Gazette&#39;s daily crossword puzzle in a matter of minutes. He helped old &#39;Geezer&#39; Crosley with his tax returns every year, and then helped Mavis Jones file a legal br...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 10:42:06 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Miley Cyrus Gives TV Interview; But She&#39;s Unaware She&#39;s Being Broadcast In The Nude</title> 
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			<description>Call it the sneakiest interview of the year! Shock jock Howard Stern has wrangled a rare interview with rock star, Miley Cyrus. She&#39;ll be nude... but not know it! 

Part of the show&#39;s promise is to use a hidden x&#45;ray TV camera very like ones found...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 10:01:15 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Rob Pattinson&#39;s Pecker Is, Well, Condensed.</title> 
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			<description>Ladies friends were aghast at the revelation that Rob Pattinson has a minuscule penis equated with the size of a hummingbirds. 

No stranger to controversy, Rob&#39;s &quot;itsy&#45;bitsy pecker&quot; has been the talk of the internet when recent photos were discove...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:14:20 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Kristen Stewart claims Jesse James&#39; One&#45;Eyed Monster Garage not that scary after all</title> 
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			<description>&#39;At first it really scared me!&#39; Claims Twilight&#39;s Kristen Stewart when she recounted the first time Jesse James showed her his reality show preview &#39;One&#45;eyed Monster Garage.&#39;

&quot;Yes, it was dark out and when he turned on the lights, it was no more t...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 15:14:34 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Taylor Swift says, &#39;that motorcycle ride with Jesse never really happened!&#39;</title> 
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			<description>The ever popular singer and grammy winner Taylor Swift has denied claims that she&#39;s romantically involved with aging mototcycle designer, Jesse James. 

Recently spotted in a trendy night club, the gorgeous Swift and the tattooed, and greasy James...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 20:15:44 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Miley Cyrus Stops Wearing A Bra; Surprised Boyfriend Liam Hemsworth Stops Wearing Hers Too!</title> 
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			<description>The girl voted &#39;most likely to be in thirty skin magazines by age 21,&#39; Miley Cyrus, has reversed her life course once again! Growing criticism about her personal life, and those nasty tabloid photos that never to be in short supply, have turned a tri...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 10:55:27 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Entertainment &amp; Gossip</category>
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			<title>Bargis Tryhol, Frankie the J, and BuckwheatsButt Return From Carribean Holiday. Frankie fears accidental pregnancy!</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i73957</link> 			
			<description>After many years of diligently writing some of the Spoof&#39;s most tender and endearing stories, Bargis Tryhol left last year for a free, all paid vacation to a famous Caribbean resort where clothes are optional and other guests include some of Hollywoo...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 13:50:20 GMT</pubDate>   
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