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			<title>Lady Gaga goes to Brazil and ends up in prison</title> 
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			<description>Singing diva Lady Gaga today added a less prestigious line to her music awards: Brazilian Prison inmate No. 43223&#45;015.

Gaga, best known for her stage performances and music hits, surrendered shortly before noon today at Carandiru prison in Sao Pau...</description>
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			<title>Trayvon Martin dated Precious Jones</title> 
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			<description>Since Trayvon Martin was kicked out of the Pussy Cat Cinema, Filipino tabloids have claimed he once dated Claireece Precious Jones whose stage name is Gabourey Sidibe. However, the 17&#45;year&#45;old aspiring star denies the romance rumors.

Last week, Ba...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 14 Apr 2013 16:03:15 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>De&#39;Marquise Elkins and Charles Manson</title> 
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			<description>BACKDOOR, Hell. (AP) &#45; De&#39;Marquise Elkins was captured trying to smuggle a cell phone inside a California prison where Charles Manson is housed, authorities said Wednesday. 

De&#39;Marquise Elkins, 63, was arrested Sunday for investigation of conspira...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 18:04:10 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Pope Francis tells the Truth</title> 
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			<description>After a week marked by acts of simplicity and openness, Pope Francis finally let his truthful words do the talking as he officially began his stewardship of the Catholic Church on Tuesday.

&quot;Please,&quot; he begged the tens of thousands gathered outside...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 23:45:09 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Scarlett Johansson in Norway</title> 
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			<description>Scarlett Johansson was fired while working as a substitute teacher in Norway after letting several small boys taste her blood in the class room, News of the World reports. 

According to the wire service, as many as a dozen boys attending kindergar...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 03:17:26 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Justin Bieber Wants to Have a Baby</title> 
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			<description>California&#45;Justin Bieber wants to have a baby with a surrogate to save an estimated $55 million dollars.

Bieber&#39;s financial advisor gave him the $55 million dollar estimate based on a total which includes lawyer&#39;s fees for himself and any future w...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2013 06:41:00 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Britney Spears builds a time machine</title> 
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			<description>Britney Spears worked with the precision and concentration of a surgeon in the basement workshop of her home to build a time machine.  

&quot;After I build my time machine, I went into the future 5002012 years from this year,&quot; Spears continues, &quot;You ha...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2012 08:04:34 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Ann Curry is asked to leave &#39;Today Show&#39;</title> 
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			<description>Ann Curry lost her job as Matt Lauer&#39;s co&#45;host on NBC&#39;s Today show after a whole year of working on the show.

The program struggled when it lost its spot as the top&#45;rated morning show to ABC&#39;s Good Morning America.

Reporters quickly hit the str...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2012 00:59:31 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Little Darth Vader wakes up from the dead</title> 
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			<description>Little Darth Vader was taken to the hospital suffering chest pains and diarrhea when he stopped breathing during treatment. The doctors said he was suffering from dehydration and pneumonia. 

Kim Kardashian, who drove Little Darth Vader to the hosp...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2012 03:32:28 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Vanessa Hudgens Speaks To An Angel</title> 
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			<description>In a candid interview Vanessa Hudgens tells &quot;Entertainment of the World,&quot; that the angel Moroni spoke to her in a vision.

Hudgens was bathing with bath salts when Moroni came down upon her from the heavens and pulled her into the bedroom. In the b...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2012 03:10:24 GMT</pubDate>   
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