http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=12347 Spoof News and Political Satire by Sidney Bollocks en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Tue, 06 Nov 2012 10:09:55 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=12347 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Sidney Bollocks http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110939/virginity-for-sale-in-online-auction Following the successful sale of a young woman's virginity in an online auction, budding entrepreneurs appear set to alter Britain's retail landscape for good. Reports of Brazilian student Catarina Migliorini selling her virginity in an online auc... Tue, 06 Nov 2012 10:09:54 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110699/bbc-tv-licence-fee-to-rise-by-more-than-inflation In a major departure from usual government policy, the BBC has been given the green light to raise the annual TV licence fee by 'considerably more than inflation', according to a highly placed government source. It is understood that high level ne... Tue, 23 Oct 2012 04:10:57 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/110222/liechtenstein-in-running-for-un-security-council-seat Liechtenstein, the tiny and, until now, insignficant Principality, which is sandwiched between Austria and Switzerland, is a hot favourite in the race to be elected to a temporary a seat on the UN Security Council, ahead of Finland and Australia. Sun, 30 Sep 2012 08:32:09 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/109984/daily-mail-readers-campaign-for-return-of-death-penalty Following the brutal killing of two young police officers in Manchester, a not insignificant number of Daily Mail readers have signalled their intention to campaign for the reinstatement of capital punishment. Amongst comments left on the Mail's w... Wed, 19 Sep 2012 09:08:36 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/109913/irish-newspaper-goes-one-better-in-topless-royal-scandal Not to be outdone in the media frenzy surrounding the recent exposure of the Duchess of Cambridge's modest breasts, the Irish tabloid, The Sunday Gobshite, has printed rather unflattering photos of another senior member of the British Royal Family. Sun, 16 Sep 2012 06:52:51 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/109882/kates-breasts-could-kick-start-your-day-too Following the inevitable global exposure of the future Queen of England's pert breasts by the French paparazzi, Buckingham Palace has gone on the offensive and has threatened legal action against any party who publishes the offending photos, or who u... Sat, 15 Sep 2012 02:17:25 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/109845/king-richard-iii-found-in-leicester-car-park A team of Archaeologists have revealed that they believe they have found the skeletal remains of King Richard III. King Richard, also known as 'The Lionheart', was last seen running away from the Battle of Bosworth Field on 22nd August 1485. Many... Thu, 13 Sep 2012 10:19:16 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/109680/jack-the-ripper-unmasked The identity of Britain's most notorious serial killer, Jack The Ripper, has finally been revealed during a deathbed confession. Gupta Singh, an Indian national who studied medicine at a London teaching hospital in the early sixties, died followin... Tue, 04 Sep 2012 07:50:59 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/109657/yorkshire-ripper-museum-opens Despite the fact that he is not yet dead, and many families are still left dealing with his dreadful legacy of terror, a museum of artifacts belonging to the notorious Yorkshire Ripper, Peter Sutcliffe, has been opened. Sutcliffe, who was driving... Mon, 03 Sep 2012 08:46:21 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/109553/princess-diana-honoured-by-posthumous-awards As the fifteenth anniversary of Princess Diana's death creeps up on us, there is little or no mention of her in even the tabloid press, as the media spotlight seems firmly focussed on whether Stephen Hawking wins gold in the Paralympics high diving e... Wed, 29 Aug 2012 22:04:03 GMT UK Headlines