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			<title>Evil Killer Cheese Chemical, Annato, Steals Pizza From Asthma Sufferers</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/114120/evil-killer-cheese-chemical-annato-steals-pizza-from-asthma-sufferers</link> 			
			<description>Millions of asthmatics all over the world have signed a petition to ban the food colouring Annato.  The evil chemical is the best friend of the peanut and it is responsible for a sudden country wide epidemic of food allergies.  The epidemic has resul...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 20:31:13 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Margaret Thatcher Stole My Underpants</title> 
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			<description>A woman in Newcastle has tonight sensationally revealed that Margaret Thatcher has a terrible secret.  That secret is that she deprived children in the North East of their underpants during the 1980s miners&#39; strike.  

&quot;That&#39;s right&quot; Said Ginny fro...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 13:33:34 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Top Psychologist says Tories are mean because they&#39;ve got &quot;Dumped by Mummy Syndrome&quot;</title> 
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			<description>A top psychologist has today published an article outlining a new syndrome that sheds light on the cold hearted behaviour of several top tories.  

She calls it &quot;Dumped by Mummy Syndrome&quot; and she says its a syndrome that needs to be treated right a...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 10 Mar 2013 00:23:32 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Karl Marx, HG Wells, Michael Foot, Martin Luther King, Gandhi and Michael Jackson Scream &quot;Fight The Bedroom Tax&quot; From Beyond the Grave</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113035/karl-marx-hg-wells-michael-foot-martin-luther-king-gandhi-and-michael-jackson-scream-fight-the-bedroom-tax-from-beyond-the-grave</link> 			
			<description>A top London Clairvoyant has tonight revealed that she has been visited by angry political figures from the past who are all horrified by the implementation of the bedroom tax. 

She says the first to contact her was the former Labour Leader Michae...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 10 Mar 2013 00:01:50 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Justin Bieber Reveals What he Meant by Saying &quot;Journalists were Saying the Worst Thing&quot;.</title> 
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			<description>Friends of Justin Bieber have tonight revealed what Justin meant when he cryptically tweeted that he snapped at journalists today because they were &quot;Saying the Worst thing&quot;.

The friend who wishes to be known only as LA said &quot;Those journalists are...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 09 Mar 2013 23:19:57 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>&quot;Curtains Closed Solidarity Movement&quot; Rises in Support of The Unemployed</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/111928/curtains-closed-solidarity-movement-rises-in-support-of-the-unemployed</link> 			
			<description>A spokesman for the &quot;Curtains closed Unemployed Solidarity Movement&quot; called Gordon Brown, has tonight expressed his gratitude to the 8 million people who are joining him in keeping their curtains closed in 2013 in support of the unemployed.  

He s...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2013 13:58:31 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Celtic Players Deny Boredom Now that Rangers Have Gone</title> 
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			<description>Celtic football club has vociferously denied that its players are bored of football now that Rangers have gone to play in the Nether regions of Scottish football.  

But an insider has tonight revealed that this is not true.  Archie McTaggart, chie...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2012 23:44:24 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Bob Diamond Was Never Infected With Alien Brain Beetles</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/108579/bob-diamond-was-never-infected-with-alien-brain-beetles</link> 			
			<description>It has been sensationally revealed tonight that Bob Diamond was never on the public records as having been infected with Alien Brain Beetles.  He has also never appeared on the Tory Zombie Register.  

Zombie watchers around the world have been so...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2012 23:54:38 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Stuart Pearce Hints That David Beckham Doesn&#39;t Have the Eyebrow Mobility For Football, Any More,</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/108354/stuart-pearce-hints-that-david-beckham-doesnt-have-the-eyebrow-mobility-for-football-any-more</link> 			
			<description>Stuart Pearce has hinted that the reason for David Beckham&#39;s exclusion from the British Olympic football team could be age related immobility.  On Sunday when asked the question, &quot;Why did you leave David Beckham out of your team?&quot;  Pearce raised his...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2012 21:49:00 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>David Cameron&#39;s Bank Account Depleted to Zero By Computer Hackers</title> 
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			<description>David Cameron&#39;s bank account has been depleted to zero by a Robin Hood Style Computer Hacker.  The attack came just 20 minutes after the Tory  without a heart declared war on the Under 25s and tiny children who have already been abandoned by their fa...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2012 11:04:45 GMT</pubDate>   
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