https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=7445 Spoof News and Political Satire by matwil en Copyright 2018, TheSpoof.com Fri, 02 Feb 2018 14:43:46 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=7445 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by matwil https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/science-technology/69432/secret-language-of-presidents-and-other-leaders-analysed Researchers in San Diego have been studying what they described as 'the secret language of Presidents', by using a new machine to monitor words said by Presidents that other human beings can't hear. The current President's cheesy grin and corny mixtu... Mon, 22 Feb 2010 21:40:51 GMT Science & Technology https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/69370/99-of-brits-dont-know-who-cheryl-cole-is-either As well as most Americans never having heard of Cheryl Cole, whoever she is, it turned out that 99% of British people didn't know who she is either - except for the usual celebrity-obsessed kiddies that read The Daily Star and think parts of the body... Mon, 22 Feb 2010 00:13:30 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/69360/polanski-wins-best-director-award-in-berlin Roman Polanski has won the Silver Swastika for best director at the Berlin Film Festival for his new film 'The Ghost Perver'. Polanski could not accept the award as he is under house arrest and fighting extradition to the USA over a conviction of... Sun, 21 Feb 2010 17:55:06 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/science-technology/69132/archbishop-tutu-in-gnome-health-study Scientists have analysed the gnomes of five South Africans, including Archbishop Desmond Tutu, to study their genetic diversity and health. The study, published in the magazine Fishing Rod, compared the genes of the Archbishop's garden gnomes with... Thu, 18 Feb 2010 12:09:51 GMT Science & Technology https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/69109/sharon-stone-speaks-out-again-about-earthquakes-this-time-the-one-in-haiti Hollywood actress Sharon Stone, once famous for being tall and blonde and tall and blonde and firing blanks from fake guns in movies, but now the world's leading climatologist and expert on seismic tremors and tectonic plates, today made a long-await... Wed, 17 Feb 2010 23:28:16 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/69081/another-controversial-answer-to-the-meaning-of-life-discovered Following news here that an Englishman in the Black Country had claimed to have discovered the meaning of life in a dictionary, a claim now disproved by the American Society of Simpleology but believed by most Americans as ABC News said it was true,... Wed, 17 Feb 2010 19:09:45 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/68969/self-publicists-make-your-ears-hurt-reaches-number-one 'Self-Publicists Make Your Ears Hurt', the song recorded to help feeble B-list faded pop stars to publicise themselves to help the tragedy that is their careers, today went straight to Number One after its organiser Simon Lithpfool went round to his... Tue, 16 Feb 2010 12:05:30 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/68866/nazi-party-meets-in-nuremberg-to-vote-on-membership-changes The National Socialist Democratic Workers' Party - the 'Nazis' - today held an extraordinarily silly meeting in Nuremberg for members of it to vote on amending its rules to allow Jews, Communists, Socialists, Trade Unionists, blacks, Asians, Romanies... Sun, 14 Feb 2010 12:53:53 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/68773/prince-andrew-allegedly-struck-gold-near-buckingham-palace Detectives are investigating an incident in which Prince Andrew allegedly struck gold while driving into Buckingham Palace yesterday. The Grand Old Duke of Yorkie Bar reportedly made the strike as a policeman held him up at the Palace gates to gro... Fri, 12 Feb 2010 18:27:54 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/68706/bad-outbreak-of-delhi-belly-in-london A bad outbreak of dissentary mixed up with e-coli and alexsalmonella happened today in West London, and health and safety officials quickly traced it to The Bengal Lancer restaurant in Southall. The illness - nicknamed 'Delhi belly' due to the unp... Thu, 11 Feb 2010 23:55:00 GMT UK Headlines