http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10724 Spoof News and Political Satire by Geneva Slim en Copyright 2009, TheSpoof.com Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:14:21 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10724 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Geneva Slim http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63678 LOS ANGELES - ABC television today announced that Kelsey Grammer's atrocious new sit-com, "Hank," which just this week had been cancelled, has been saved from the chopping block due to a clever idea from its star - he will play the dual role of Hank... Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:14:21 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63666 CHICAGO, IL - Chicago today fell into Lake Michigan, as Oprah Winfrey announced that her landmark television show will breathe its last in 2011. The city and much of the nation are in turmoil after hearing the news, which Winfrey disclosed during... Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:34:58 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63251 INTERCOURSE, PA - Federal drug labeling laws soon will require that U.S. condom manufacturers use more accurate size labeling for their products. American condoms presently come sized as Large, Larger, Huge, Horse and OMG. Small and Medium condom... Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:54:32 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63246 NORFOLK, VA - Animal-rights activist group PETA today announced its new promotional campaign, "Dear God, NO!" Veteran celebs Sir Elton John, Marion Ross, Jean Stapleton, Danny DeVito, Cher, Linda Ronstadt, Cloris Leachman, Ernest Borgnine, Tyne Da... Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:57:37 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63197 SILICON VALLEY, CA - Search-engine kingpin Google and upstart competitor Bing today announced that they will merge, creating the ginormous "Boogle." Boogle CEO Hash "Ted" Yokamoto said, "It was only a matter of time before the two premier search e... Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:46:00 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62797 LOS ANGELES - NBC has announced that Scottish actor David Tennant has been chosen as the lead in a new pilot, "Rex Is Not Your Lawyer," in which he will portray a Chicago attorney who is prone to panic attacks, and therefore must teach clients to def... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:49:43 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62385 EGGCUP-ON-TABLE, UK - Anarchy may be rearing its pointy head in the ranks of online satire smash TheSpoof.com, as the subject of rating points came to a boiling point this morning in the site's discussion forum. It appears that a writer may or may... Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:13:38 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62384 In a joint proclamation, Judiasm and Christianity today announced the excommunication of Bob Dylan from both sects, based primarily upon his newest album, "Christmas In The Heart." Speaking for Judiasm, Rabbi Phylo Spektor said, "Although we appre... Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:35:22 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62346 LAS VEGAS, NV - Jackson 5 patriarch Joe "ol' Devil Eyebrows" Jackson claims to have found the next big thang in music, i.e., God help us, a new Jackson 5. The five, who range in age from 4 to 39, all were found in and around Las Vegas - two failed... Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:40:35 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62342 SOMEWHERE NEAR CHICAGO, US - A writer for online satire sensation TheSpoof.com has announced her engagement to yummy actor David Tennant, best known for his intense portrayal of the 10th incarnation of The Doctor in the seminal British sci-fi series... Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:18:58 GMT World News