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			<title>&quot;Dancing With The Stars&quot; to Begin Again Monday; Riots Ensue</title> 
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			<description>LOS ANGELES, CA &#45; ABC&#39;s fading warhorse, &quot;Dancing With The Stars,&quot; is set to premier yet again Monday night, March 21st, setting off raging protests across the country, as citizens try to cope with the horror of yet another long season of has&#45;beens o...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2011 19:31:49 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Rescued Miners to Compete on Chilean DWTS</title> 
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			<description>SANTIAGO, CHILE &#45;  ABC Sud America has announced its intention to produce a Chilean version of the world&#45;wide hit franchise, &quot;Dancing With The Stars,&quot;  entitled &quot;Baile Con Las Estrellas De Las Mineras Cobre.&quot;

Before production can begin, the miner...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2010 02:27:05 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Jobless Americans Prefer Wealth</title> 
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			<description>CHICAGO &#45; Results were released today from a University of Chicago think&#45;tank poll showing that most unemployed Americans would prefer to be wealthy and have health insurance than live in a cardboard refrigerator box near train tracks.

The ground&#45;...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2010 01:14:39 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Blair Drops Trou on Letterman</title> 
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			<description>NEW YORK CITY &#45; Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair appears tonight on David Letterman&#39;s &quot;The Late Show,&quot; where he admits for the first time his sex&#45;ual affairs with both Margaret Thather and John Major.

&quot;It&#39;s true &#45; I&#39;m bi and flying high!&quot;...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2010 21:33:55 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Yo Ho Ho, Get Off My Ass!</title> 
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			<description>THOUSAND OAKS, CA &#45; Teen mariner Abby Sunderland, whose attempt to become the youngest person to sail around the world was thwarted when her craft&#39;s mast broke in heavy seas in the Indian Ocean, has been rescued from her parents and is being held in...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 03:30:13 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Geneva Slim Takes on Wascally Rabbit in Title Fight</title> 
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			<description>CHICAGO &#45; In a move unprecedented in the history of online satire sensation TheSpoof.com, one of its writers has challenged another to a duel in front of Buckingham Fountain on Chicago&#39;s lakefront, due to the unspeakable offense of story title&#45;steali...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 01:07:28 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Fallen Idol</title> 
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			<description>LOS ANGELES, CA  &#45; In a startling attempt to breathe new life into the aging American Idol franchise, senior producer Sir Freddie Aswype today announced that the three judges remaining after the defection of Simon Cowell all have been fired and are b...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 18:51:48 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>WE Don&#39;t Have To Show You No Stinkin&#39; Badges!</title> 
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			<description>PHOENIX, AZ &#45; Mexican President Felipe Calderon today was detained by police in Phoenix, for probable cause of being an undocumented non&#45;resident alien, while walking down the street eating a Taco Bell Supreme Taco and whistling Herb Alpert&#39;s, &quot;The L...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 20:43:43 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Pamela Anderson&#39;s Top&#45;Shelf Idea To Solve BP Oil Disaster</title> 
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			<description>Malibu, CA &#45; In a stunning turn, recently&#45;displaced Dancing With The Stars contestant Pamela Anderson is donating several hundred of her old breast implants to the U.S. EPA and British Petroleum, in the hopes of suffocating the  leaking oil site deep...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 08 May 2010 18:10:25 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Frasier Crane to Hank:  I&#39;m Listening!</title> 
			<link>https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/63678/frasier-crane-to-hank-im-listening</link> 			
			<description>LOS ANGELES &#45; ABC television today announced that Kelsey Grammer&#39;s atrocious  new sit&#45;com, &quot;Hank,&quot; which just this week had been cancelled, has been saved from the chopping block due to a clever idea from its star &#45; he will play the dual role of Hank...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:14:21 GMT</pubDate>   
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