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			<title>Romney puts Christie on top of car for final South Carolina tour!</title> 
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			<description>Mitt Romney started his final car tour of South Carolina today with New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie riding on the top of the car in a large cage! Asked to explain this bizarre decision, Romney stated, &quot;Well, he was just too big to put in the back seat...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 14:08:35 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Congress super committee exposed playing &quot;Go Fish&quot; in secret negotiations!</title> 
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			<description>The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a video&#45;cam of the inner workings of the special committee has been posted on YouTube and it has gone viral. The suspected culprit is a janitor who belongs to the SEIU. The union is denying any invo...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:06:59 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Gun sales to pre&#45;schools and assisted living centers approved by Congress!</title> 
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			<description>The GOP Tea Party dominated Congress has just approved legislation to make legal the sales of firearms to preschools and assisted living centers in the US. 

Congressman Eric Cantor issued a statement this morning praising the action: &quot;It is time f...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 16:26:38 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>&quot;Labia!? I TOLD you, I won&#39;t go there!&quot; Cain yells at editorial board interview</title> 
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			<description>Herman Cain attended an editorial board interview yesterday at the Milwaukee Journal. The interview was taped. It did not go well.

 One of the first questions from a board member was, &quot;Mr. Cain, will you give us your views on Libya?&quot;

 Cain expl...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 12:23:45 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Gingrich:  &quot;I was mean and nasty before mean and nasty was cool!&quot;</title> 
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			<description>Newt Gingrich was the first to speak last night at the GOP debate in South Carolina. Before taking his place at the podium he strode to the front of the stage and &quot;gave the finger&quot; to the moderators! Then he turned to the press corps, dropped his pan...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 12:26:03 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Herman Cain soils himself at GOP debate!  Crowd roars approval!</title> 
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			<description>In what is being described as the most unusual debate in history, Herman Cain, either by accident or design soiled himself last night as he excoriated the media in a diatribe that left nothing to the imagination. As he finished, he held his arms up i...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2011 19:48:25 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Cain:  &quot;For every NO, I got seven YESSES!&quot;</title> 
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			<description>Herman Cain took the podium triumphantly at an announced press conference this morning. The room was filled with his Tea Party supporters. Cain stated: &quot;For every NO, there were seven YESSES!&quot;  The crowd roared its approval.

Cain: &quot;Would you want...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 20:07:12 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Cain accuser:  &quot;It was no big thing!&quot;</title> 
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			<description>The young blonde, blue eyed woman took the podium yesterday in a press conference to explain the circumstances surrounding the accusations of Herman Cain&#39;s sexual harassment charges. It didn&#39;t last long as she made her opening statement. She began: &quot;...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 14:08:00 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Romney says Evangelical Christians are a cult!</title> 
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			<description>Mitt Romney appeared at a presidential debate last night and many pundits said it was the death knell of his presidential campaign. 

Romney took the podium, looked at the other candidates and stated the following:

&quot;Jesus said. Let he who is wit...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 30 Oct 2011 15:48:43 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Pro&#45;life Evangelical groups introduce legislation to ban masturbation!</title> 
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			<description>In an unprecedented move to insure that all potential life is protected, legislation has been introduced in twenty&#45;six states to make male masturbation a crime. 

In a press conference this morning a spokesman declared, &quot;All life is sacred and all...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2011 16:10:47 GMT</pubDate>   
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