http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8767 Spoof News and Political Satire by b kenneth mcgee en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Mon, 13 May 2013 20:28:55 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8767 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by b kenneth mcgee http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113974/fart-farms-rural-north-carolina-alternative-energy-initiative "An ill wind that blows no good," states The Raleigh News & Observer in todays morning edition reporting the following event: Approximately two hundred demonstrators gathered on the steps of the State Capitol building this morning to demonstra... Mon, 13 May 2013 20:28:55 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113874/armageddon-half-the-fun-is-getting-there-says-lapierre Wayne LaPierre, Chairman of the NRA spoke to a wildly enthusiastic crowd of supporters over the weekend. Speaking in front of a US flag as big as the state of Kansas, LaPierre exhorted his supporters to, "Stand up, put your baseball caps on backwards... Mon, 06 May 2013 21:14:19 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113764/accidental-jew-boy-written-by-christ-in-22-ad-discovered-in-galilee-cave An archeological dig in Galilee has uncovered transcripts of songs supposedly written by a young Jesus Christ in the year 22 AD. The transcripts were written in Aramaic, the language of Christ. The songs evidently deal with Christ's concerns that fut... Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:49:01 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113697/us-senate-house-of-representatives-pass-bi-partisan-bill-reducing-own-pay-benefits In an extraordinary Kum Ba Ya moment, the United States Senate passed a bi-partisan bill this morning to reduce their pay and benefits for the duration of the country's financial crisis. It was passed unanimously and was quickly followed by a similar... Tue, 23 Apr 2013 21:44:13 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113673/nra-offers-to-trade-forty-five-us-senators-for-eleven-southern-states-obama-accepts-deal-throws-in-utah In a stunning joint announcement that took the Capitol Press corps and the nation by surprise, the NRA and the White House reached an agreement in which the NRA traded forty-five US Senators and one hundred-fifty US Congressmen to the White House in... Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:51:19 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113637/fox-news-nra-change-sunday-to-gunday In an announcement this morning Fox News and The National Rifle Association announced a joint initiative that shocked even some of their most ardent supporters. The proposal supports a Constitutional amendment that would change the seventh day of the... Thu, 18 Apr 2013 18:57:04 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113622/nra-controlled-us-house-of-representatives-introduces-bygo-blow-your-guts-out-legislation-to-combine-with-stand-your-ground-gun-laws The NRA dominated US House of Representatives introduced legislation today combining a new law titled BYGO (Blow Your guts out) with the existing Stand Your Ground gun laws. Wayne LaPierre, Chairman of the NRA explained the law at an early morning... Wed, 17 Apr 2013 19:52:14 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113487/mayo-clinic-poll-thirty-seven-percent-of-americans-have-shit-for-brains A new poll released by Mayo Clinic this morning reveals that thirty-seven percent of the adult US population has Shit for Brains! In an unprecedented move Fox News and MSNBC News are claiming that the poll is biased, provocative, and blasphemous. The... Mon, 08 Apr 2013 21:28:28 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113409/elderly-man-found-living-as-dog-with-pack-of-hounds The Franklin Times newspaper in rural North Carolina is reporting today that an elderly man has been found living in the woods near Louisburg, NC with a pack of dogs and is living as part of the pack. Apparently the man is healthy and relatives stat... Wed, 03 Apr 2013 20:03:43 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113305/pope-fails-piss-test-cardinals-want-re-call-of-new-pope It was a shock heard around the world this morning when an anonymous source within the Vatican leaked word that the new Pope, Pope Francis, had failed a standard urine test for substance abuse after his election. As news outlets scrambled for add... Wed, 27 Mar 2013 17:17:49 GMT US Headlines