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			<title>Kavanaugh Gropes Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg in first day on Supreme Court!</title> 
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			<description>All major TV and cable news channels looked on today as the following took place...and a nation watched!

It was a stunned eight Justices that watched today as a very late new Justice, Brett Kavanaugh, arrived at his first meeting! All cameras were...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2018 19:46:13 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Ninety&#45;eight percent of US Senate member parking spaces changed to Handicapped Parking!</title> 
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			<description>In a quiet move today, the US Senate Housekeeping Committee changed the member parking spaces to Handicapped Parking. In what the committee hoped would be changes that would go un&#45;noticed by the media, they also made the following additions to the ch...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2018 20:12:31 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Trump on hurricane Florence: &quot;If I&#39;d been there I would have parted the seas like Charlton Heston!</title> 
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			<description>In a press conference this morning, President Donald Trump, in a stunning comment, stated, regarding Hurricane Florence: &quot;If I&#39;d been there, I would have parted the seas like Charlton Heston did!&quot; 


A NYT reporter interrupted and shouted: &quot;In all...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2018 20:44:59 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Trump declares Hurricane Florence is &quot;fake news&quot; started by Dems to harm him!</title> 
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			<description>President Trump issued a tweet last night declaring that Hurricane Florence is fake news started by Nancy Pelosi and the democrats to discredit him and to influence the mid&#45;term elections! &quot;You know this is fake news because they claim it hit North a...</description>
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			<title>Trump pardons Paul Manafort, appoints him Secretary of the Treasury!</title> 
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			<description>A defiant President Trump announced today that he is granting his ex campaign Manager Paul Manafort a full pardon for all past and future crimes. He then proceeded to appoint him Secretary of the Treasury. &quot;He is a good man and loves his family and h...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2018 20:09:23 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Elderly minister emits giant turd, names it Bernard, enrolls it in Harvard!</title> 
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			<description>The Reverend T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg, North Carolina held a news conference this morning in Raleigh to announce that he had, in the last day, emitted a giant turd.

 The emission weighed six pounds, seven ounces and McCorkle stated, &quot;It was the...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2018 22:06:09 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Elderly Spoof writer seeks new career as: Poop Consultant!</title> 
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			<description>The Reverend T. J. McCorkle, well known spoof writer and founder of the Fart Farm initiative in North Carolina announced at a press conference this morning that in an effort to further help his fellow man and particularly the elderly, he was founding...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jul 2018 21:47:00 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Trump celebrates July 4th Sings: &quot;Sometimes I feel like a motherless child!&quot;</title> 
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			<description>President Donald Trump appeared this morning on the WH lawn on what was billed as a &quot;Celebration of Independence Day.&quot; A stunned WH Press Corp gasped in astonishment as the 45th president of the United States skipped to the podium dressed as Little O...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jul 2018 19:07:26 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>President Trump seen dry humping American flag in Oval Office after Supreme Court decision!</title> 
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			<description>The scene from the Oval Office of President Donald Trump dry humping the American flag after the Supreme Court decision on his Muslim travel ban is dominating the news today according to all of the major news outlets. &quot;in both the USA and oversea,&quot; a...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2018 20:40:28 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>White House advertising for singers, dancers and choreographers for fall season!</title> 
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			<description>At a press briefing this morning, Sara Huckabee Sanders announced that the White House is advertising for the new fall season. Journalists were totally taken by surprise when she stated that President Trump was looking for singers, dancers, choreogra...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2018 19:04:23 GMT</pubDate>   
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