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			<title>Toyota Advertising Blitz: &quot;Stand Behind Us!&quot;</title> 
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			<description>&quot;They&#39;re right,&quot; quipped an American car executive,&quot;no one in their right mind wants to stand in front of them!&quot;  

As the Toyota commercials flooded the air waves this past week, you couldn&#39;t turn on the TV without seeing a glowing Toyota commerci...</description>
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			<title>The Kamikaze:  New Toyota Sports Car Unveiled</title> 
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			<description>The President of the Toyota Corporation flew to Detroit today to announce the company&#39;s new sports car, The Kamikaze. In a brief statement, the CEO said, &quot;We are proud to bring exclusively to America the latest in sports car innovation. It is the Kam...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 12:29:42 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>&quot;Don&#39;t Ask Don&#39;t Tell&quot; Proposed for US Congress</title> 
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			<description>As the nations capitol was rocked by the news of the behavior of Congressman Eric Massa (D&#45;N.Y., a Democratic Congressman has proposed a bill that would duplicate the military&#39;s &quot;Don&#39;t Ask, Don&#39;t Tell&quot; law for members of the US Congress. 

A Democr...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:15:54 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Penis Envy in DNA Says Liz Cheney</title> 
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			<description>Liz Cheney appearing on Fox News said that penis envy had been in her family for as long as she could remember.  &quot;My mother certainly has it,&quot; Ms. Cheney said, &quot;and from what I can hear when my Mom and Dad are arguing, he has it too. At least, that&#39;s...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:39:45 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>The Kamikaze:  New Japanese Sports Car Unveiled</title> 
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			<description>The President of the Toyoyo Corporation flew to Detroit today to announce the company&#39;s new sports car, The Kamikaze. 

A brief statement said, &quot;We are proud to bring exclusively to America the latest in sports car innovation. It is the Kamikaze. A...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 15:22:15 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>&quot;An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away&quot;  Republican health care plan</title> 
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			<description>The Republican leadership in a joint health care press conference today, announced their plans for a total health care system overhaul. 

Congressman John Boehner, of Ohio, stood in front of a draped chalk board and with a flourish, took off the co...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:21:11 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Wailng Wall Proposed For DC Mall</title> 
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			<description>In a joint press conference today, Republican leaders joined by members of the T&#45;Baggers, Birthers, Fox News, and  talk show personalities announced that a bill is being introduced in Congress to construct a Wailing Wall on the DC Mall.

Congressma...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 15:05:39 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Olympic Gold Medals Bad for America says Dick Cheney</title> 
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			<description>Former Vice&#45;President Dick Cheney issued a press release today declaring that winning gold medals at the 2010 Olympics is &quot;not a good thing for America.&quot;

&quot;Winning these medals in Canada is doing nothing but cheering up our people and making them s...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 16:17:01 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Prostitutes Meet in D.C.  Say US Congress Is Giving Whores a Bad Name</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i69216</link> 			
			<description>Hundreds of prostitutes and Madams from around the country met In Washington D.C. this week. It was a diverse crowd of all ages, colors, creeds, and sexual orientation. A spokesperson, Ms. Shana Williams, a Vassar graduate with advanced degrees from...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 14:34:13 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Mafia Sues Wall&#45;Street For Patent Infringement</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i68989</link> 			
			<description>In a move that took the financial industry by surprise The Wall Street Journal ls reporting that the Mafia families in the states of New York, New Jersey, Rhode Island, and Connecticut are suing the major Wall&#45;Street banking firms for patent infringe...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:02:20 GMT</pubDate>   
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