http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=14282 Spoof News and Political Satire by ANGELA WRIGHT en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Thu, 21 Feb 2013 22:52:44 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=14282 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by ANGELA WRIGHT http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/112761/the-jury-is-out-but-the-jurors-are-clueless In an unprecedented legal quandary this week, an entire jury was deemed unfit for service and thrown out by the judge. Journalists discarded all courteous behaviour as they shoved, elbowed and kicked their way to the Court entrance in a bid to interv... Thu, 21 Feb 2013 22:52:43 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/112718/brendan-cockup-impressive-deception-says-pm-cameroon As detectives continue to pursue Willie Bodgem through the Bolivian outback, Scotland Yard is preparing to send back-up officers to La Paz today. Police throughout the country are struggling to deal with the amount of information being brought forwar... Tue, 19 Feb 2013 18:32:21 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112667/neurosurgeon-willie-bodgem-flees-to-bolivia-but-the-game-is-up Following allegations of catastrophic surgical procedures, detectives at Scotland Yard are anxious to locate Dublin neurosurgeon Willie Bodgem. Managers at Beaumont Hospital have distanced themselves from the consultant, telling police that "Mr B... Sat, 16 Feb 2013 15:19:12 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/112660/crap-towns-attract-a-range-of-dodgy-characters Following the dubious award of Top Crap Town UK for the fifth year running, the residents of Baconsthorpe seem to have embraced the notoriety of their depressing abode. Mayor Jimmy (The Knife) Roberto has taken out a full page advertisement this... Fri, 15 Feb 2013 20:53:51 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/112611/penis-dropped-off-that-wont-faze-the-sea-slug World experts in the field of natural sciences have today been dumbfounded by the sensational news that the sea slug has a detachable penis. This unassuming little critter swims about aimlessly until an attractive female enters the picture. The ma... Wed, 13 Feb 2013 19:18:04 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/112568/william-shatner-or-captain-kirk-turns-out-he-didnt-know-either 'Trekkies' the world over can barely contain their excitement following a sensational find at a major Hollywood studio this week. Kirk's famous 'Captain's Log', it seems, was a real document. The studio has already released excerpts from the journal... Tue, 12 Feb 2013 10:50:23 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112454/elizabeth-r-dame-judi-and-007-the-story-just-gets-better A statement issued today by a Palace spokesman has added nothing but confusion to the story of the Queen vs. Dame Judi, or 'Lizziegate' as it is now known. The spokesman denied emphatically that the Queen had anything to do with the reported inci... Thu, 07 Feb 2013 20:48:40 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/112403/queens-outrageous-behaviour-threatens-monarchy Highly sensitive information has emerged this week about an alleged 'altercation' between Dame Judi Dench and the Queen.'Serious concerns' about the Monarch's behaviour have been expressed by Prime Minister Dave (JammieDodger) Cameroon. Circumstances... Tue, 05 Feb 2013 12:24:05 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/112365/alzheimer-avoidance-surgery-is-a-scam The removal of Ozzy Osborne's entire brain in recent ground-breaking 'Alzheimer Avoidance' surgery has been hailed as a stroke of genius. Neurosurgeons worldwide have called the audacious surgery - designed and implemented by Mr Adam Spoofery of Sa... Sun, 03 Feb 2013 10:17:38 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/112335/louis-walsh-brain-implant-rejected-say-medics The heady days of measurable cerebral activity are over for brain implant recipient Louis Walsh, according to Senior Neurologist Willie Bodgem. After several desperate attempts to reconnect disrupted neurotransmitters, Bodgem emerged from Beaumont Ho... Fri, 01 Feb 2013 20:48:15 GMT Entertainment & Gossip