http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=5439 Spoof News and Political Satire by Andrew Lawrence en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Fri, 18 Jan 2013 18:38:04 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=5439 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Andrew Lawrence http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112121/obama-tells-doctors-to-ask-if-patients-own-a-gun January 2013 - The President, aka King Obama, is announcing that he and the Administration will (among other things):" "Clarify that the Affordable Care Act does not prohibit doctors asking their patients about guns in their homes." (this is act... Fri, 18 Jan 2013 18:38:04 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/57774/new-weight-loss-diet-really-rocks Two American female journalists, caught illegally entering N. Korea from China, were released Tuesday after spending 4 months in a N. Korean prison. Ex-president Bill "Horndog" Clinton obtained the journalists release and obtained another 15 minutes... Thu, 11 Aug 2011 15:05:33 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/54669/obama-to-close-atlantic-and-pacific-oceans In an effort to exert total control over all aspects of American life, high ranking far-left liberal members of the Obama administration and Congress are rumored to be holding secret talks among themselves regarding closing the oceans bordering the U... Mon, 15 Jun 2009 03:22:25 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/27250/2nd-amendment-comes-under-fire-by-u-s-supreme-court (Washington) - The U.S. Supreme Court today announced it would rule on a landmark case involving the second amendment to the U.S. Constitution; the right of private citizens to bare arms ... Sun, 16 Dec 2007 19:01:17 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/27429/panting-pets-protest-petty-prettying According to a new survey by veterinarians, dogs and cats do not enjoy being clothed in cute sweaters or jackets or pants or hats or sunglasses!... Wed, 12 Dec 2007 17:45:41 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/27400/mitt-romneys-wife-is-a-hottie Massachusetts Governor and GOP presidential candidate in 2008, Mitt Romney, is a very lucky man. He's handsome, he's smart, he's rich and ... Sun, 25 Nov 2007 20:03:19 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/27334/are-hollywood-writers-on-strike-or-on-vacation (Hollywood) - As reported earlier, Hollywood's striking writers were not picketing the day before Thanksgiving. Now, it seems that the striking writers have taken a whopping 5 days off ... Sat, 24 Nov 2007 15:36:01 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/27258/a-writers-strike-with-no-picketers (Hollywood) - A reporter for TheSpoof.com, Andrew Lawrence, of Los Angeles, CA, was an eyewitness today to the mysterious absence of any striking writers picketing outside Universal Studios and Warner Bros Studio. Wed, 21 Nov 2007 23:50:18 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/27212/u-s-to-offer-winter-in-waziristan-program (Washington) - A new U.S. educational program was launched today, sponsored by the U.S. State Dept, offering a "Winter In Waziristan" vacation to any U.S. citizen who thinks that America sucks. Wed, 21 Nov 2007 06:13:00 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/27159/iran-wants-opec-to-dump-u-s-dollar-u-s-wants-opec-to-dump-iran During the current OPEC meeting being held in the Middle East, the short loudmouth dictator/president of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, today called for OPEC oil producing nations to stop pricing oil in dollars and, instead, demand that the valuable blac... Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:49:58 GMT US Headlines