http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=14281 Spoof News and Political Satire by neilhiatt en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Sat, 02 Feb 2013 18:08:50 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=14281 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by neilhiatt http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112351/area-man-high-on-life-pcp OGDEN, UT- With a spring in his step and a song in his heart, area man Brandon Davis, 30, is high on life, PCP. "I feel great," said Davis, whose outlook derives from fresh air, warm sunshine, and 5 to 10mg of phencyclidine. "It's like I could take... Sat, 02 Feb 2013 18:08:50 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112226/super-walmart-puts-local-walmart-out-of-business PEORIA, Calif.-The unemployment lines in Peoria have seen a jump in numbers as the local Walmart closes its doors for the last time after succumbing to the pressures of the newly opened Super Walmart. "When the Super Walmart opened four month... Sat, 26 Jan 2013 07:29:34 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112225/historians-find-motivational-posters-in-hitlers-bunker BERLIN, DE - An excavation in Berlin, Germany, unveiled a secret room inside Hitler's Bunker, decorated with scores of motivational posters. "The posters range in size and quantity," said Dr. Robert Herzog from the University of Berlin, "from the... Sat, 26 Jan 2013 07:23:08 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112217/dear-abbys-last-words-advises-everyone-to-go-fuck-themselves MINNEAPOLIS, MN-In a shocking turn of events ailing Dear Abby advice columnist Pauline Phillips shelved her customary charm by issuing a final declaration for her readers to "go fuck themselves." "I've always looked to her column for quaint life a... Fri, 25 Jan 2013 20:24:46 GMT US Headlines