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			<title>Americans Flee to Canada</title> 
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			<description>With the prospect of plunging off the fiscal cliff looming ever closer, a small trickle of Americans fleeing to Canada has increased into a somewhat larger trickle.

Terrified at the prospect of an economic collapse and the end of life as we know i...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2012 02:42:01 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Kim Jong&#45; Un Saves Earth</title> 
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			<description>North Korea&#39;s Dear Leader, World&#39;s Most Sexiest Man Alive and Time Magazine&#39;s Man of the Year has saved the world from a Mayan invasion fleet.

Dear Leader reported, &quot;As you may know, I am fluent in all languages, past, present and future and while...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2012 01:48:22 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Santa&#39;s Workshop To Be Shut Down!</title> 
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			<description>The United Nations has taken steps to shut down Santa&#39;s workshop.

A top&#45;secret investigation has revealed that Santa Claus does not employ elves to make toys. In fact, the labor is provided by children.

United Nations spokesman Felix Navidad st...</description>
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			<title>Scientists: No Mayan Apocalypse December 21</title> 
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			<description>Scientists have unanimously concluded there is no cause for alarm.

     There will be no Mayan apocalypse&#45;&#45;or Mayageddon as it is more affectionately known&#45;&#45;on December 21 resulting in the end of the world.

     Spokesman for the scientific com...</description>
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			<title>US Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney Outsources Debate</title> 
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			<description>DENVER, Colorado Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney announced he would outsource his spot at the podium in the first presidential debate. 

     In a cost&#45;cutting move, Romney will be represented by Mahatma Martin of the Mumbai, Indiana...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2012 03:37:53 GMT</pubDate>   
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