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			<title>Mothers and Fathers Day to be Scrapped for one &#39;Favourite Parent Day&#39;</title> 
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			<description>The latest casualty of the worldwide, global, double dip, triple dip recession, depression, financial conpression, crisis, meltdown, age of austerity looks set to be the commemorative days of Mothers and Fathers Day. The two occasions are to be  repl...</description>
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			<title>From Timbuktu to Transylvania to Neverland</title> 
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			<description>After the recent deployment of troops into Mali to counter Islamist rebels it has revealed a somewhat questionable grasp of geography and, more worryingly, reality among the general public. 

The Average Joe on the street and even Excellent John fo...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 11:53:36 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Heaven in Administration as Pope Resigns</title> 
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			<description>It has been announced that the Pope is to resign, as the Afterlife proves it is not exempt from the global recession.

God has called in the administrators and cutbacks are seen as inevitable. It is understood Pope Benedict offered his resignation...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 21:11:18 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Falklands War! What is it good for? Economic Dominance thats what</title> 
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			<description>Argentina&#39;s Prime Minister Christina Gabriella Diego hey Macarena de Ashton Kirchner has again spoken out about the Falkland Islands by denouncing Britain as colonialists who unethically took the islands, in a reference to the British Empire colonist...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2013 12:57:39 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Horsemeat Contaminated with Cow</title> 
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			<description>A horse has been found with 60% beef in it. Which technically makes it a cow but the animal is very confused. 

It has raised concern over how many other horses are infact cows and therefore potentially contaminating our favourite foods.

Consume...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2013 13:55:50 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>MP Huhne set to gain first&#45;hand knowledge of Prison System</title> 
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			<description>Liberal Democrat Chris Huhne is to resign after he was totally buuusted making a massive u&#45;turn over a driving offence. 

Initially Huhne was adamant of his innocence, nobly arguing it was infact his then wife who had accrued the speeding points. H...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2013 03:45:45 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Armstrong denies using Apology Enhancing Drugs</title> 
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			<description>Lance Armstrong has appeared on the Oprah Winfrey show to apologise for his performance enhancing drug use over seven seperate Tour de France titles. However he has since denied rumours that he was under the influence of drugs to make the apology.</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2013 10:58:48 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Kim Jong&#45;Un responds to Spoof Story with Light&#45;Hearted Missile Launch</title> 
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			<description>North Korean leader Kim&#45;Jong Un has reacted to a satirical story about him by playfully sending a chilling threat to the world.

American satirical website The Onion ran a spoof story about Kim Jong&#45;Un being voted the sexiest man alive last month.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2012 09:16:20 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Unrelenting Hoax&#45;Call DJ&#39;s in Spoof Apology</title> 
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			<description>The Australian DJ&#39;s whose prank call led to the death of a nurse have continued their spoofing antics with a tongue in cheek parody of an apology live on Australian TV.

Mel Greig and Michael Christian once again displayed their convincing acting a...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 21:39:37 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>PFA Chief accused of Shifting the Goal&#45;posts with Additional Netting proposal</title> 
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			<description>PFA Chief Gordon Taylor has been criticised for attempting to move the goalposts after he suggested the introduction of further nets around the pitch, in the wake of yesterdays dour Manchester derby.

Glorified shop&#45;steward Taylor suggested the rev...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 20:11:58 GMT</pubDate>   
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