http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9282 Spoof News and Political Satire by birbee en Copyright 2010, TheSpoof.com Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:01:02 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9282 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by birbee http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70567 It has been noticed, by an eagle eyed local man, that a World-Wide, if not Global, Toiletries company is systematically raping Mother Earth of her natural resources in a callous drive to reap huge profits. The company, which cannot be named for fe... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:01:02 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i69212 It has been widely reported, but allegedley not yet confirmed (or otherwise) that Simon Cowell's maybe/maybe not fiancee, Mezghan Hussainy, was asked to audition in front of Mr Cowell's mum prior to their first date. Mrs Cowell, mother of the ludi... Fri, 19 Feb 2010 13:15:48 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i68843 Police were praised earlier today for the way they coped with the handling of a bizarre incident in the sleepy hamlet of Cannards Grave, near the vast metropolis of Shepton Mallet, Somerset. A local man, known to locals as a 'bear of a man, but ge... Sat, 13 Feb 2010 22:22:48 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i67748 The last known snowman, following the country wide cold snap, has unfortunately died today following a long battle against the slightly warmer weather. The snowman, aged just three weeks, was 'born' on the edge of the Sunday League football pitch... Tue, 26 Jan 2010 12:20:16 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i67720 A man had an extremely lucky escape earlier today when the industrial sander he was using went out of control and ran over his feet. The man, unnamed for his own safety, was cleaning a sixteen metre long steel table, in preparation for casting con... Mon, 25 Jan 2010 15:02:35 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i67707 Audacious plans are afoot to kill the remaining contestants in the Big Brother house in a last ditch attempt to boost flagging ratings. It is hoped that once the mainly Z list celebs have shuffled off this mortal coil, the star of one of the previ... Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:10:42 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i67705 Following the announcement that a musical adaptation of the Spice Girls career is to produced, a shocking DVD has been leaked to this publication revealing the sordid secrets of sexual depravity that will not appear in the stage production that is de... Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:06:07 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i67704 Dancing on Ice was last night sensationally cancelled at the last minute after an overzealous council worker drove his gritting lorry onto the rink and gritted the entire surface causing the ice to melt. The cameras were about to roll on what was... Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:03:53 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i67545 Scientists from virtually every country across the globe are to join forces to work on a project aimed at slowing down time. With the Mayan prophesies of the "End Of The World" about to be realised, or not depending on your own personal point of v... Fri, 22 Jan 2010 12:36:29 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i67394 Geoff Hoon admitted today that he was in the dark when he was shown secret letters in which Tony Blair, European President wannabe and one time Prime Minister, allegedly told President Bush things about military action against Iraq. The former De... Tue, 19 Jan 2010 15:50:58 GMT UK Headlines