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			<title>Local Man Waiting Again</title> 
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			<title>Local Man Planning to Do Something</title> 
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			<description>Local Man and One Time Wannabe Entrepreneur, Seaton Carew, today announced that he was considering a return to actually doing something to see if it would be noticed.

Carew, previously an ex&#45;thespian and almost ran, has admitted that he hasn&#39;t don...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 19:03:32 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Local Man in Hayfever Scare</title> 
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			<description>Local Man, and Seasonal Hayfever Sufferer, Seaton Carew Today Nearly Became the victim of a potentially day&#45;changing health scare.

Carew, 41 and currently on holiday in Egypt, woke in his hotel bed to the sounds of fake lawn mowers cutting the fak...</description>
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