http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=646 Spoof News and Political Satire by The WB en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Thu, 22 Nov 2012 17:15:45 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=646 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by The WB http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111260/president-forgets-to-pardon-45-999-998-turkeys WASHINGTON, Nov. 22 -- In a pre-Thanksgiving ceremony at the White House yesterday afternoon, President Obama continued a much-beloved American tradition and forgot to pardon approximately 45,999,998 turkeys. Cobbler and Gobbler, two turkeys who h... Thu, 22 Nov 2012 17:15:45 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110833/romney-obama-unfairly-presidential-in-dealing-with-hurricane KETTERING, OH; Oct. 30, 2012 -- While former governor Mitt Romney and President Barack Obama have agreed to suspend campaigning activities in the wake of Hurricane Sandy, Romney is accusing Obama of not honoring the agreement, claiming that Obama's b... Tue, 30 Oct 2012 21:19:35 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/109798/after-us-open-manhattan-to-return-to-not-giving-a-crap-about-queens-for-50-weeks NEW YORK, Sept. 10 -- Following the captivating final match ending fifteen days of mind-boggling athleticism and heart-stopping drama at the US Open in Flushing Meadows, the borough of Manhattan will return to not giving a crap about the borough of Q... Tue, 11 Sep 2012 02:13:25 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/109216/a-week-after-marvin-hamlischs-death-americans-still-feeling-nothing As legendary theater and film composer Marvin Hamlisch is buried today in Manhattan, most Americans still feel nothing, local sources say. "Nothing. I'm feeling nothing," said most Americans when asked Hamlisch's passing last week in Los Angeles... Tue, 14 Aug 2012 02:52:09 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/63929/president-forgets-to-pardon-45-999-998-other-turkeys WASHINGTON, Nov. 25 -- In a pre-Thanksgiving ceremony at the White House this afternoon, President Obama continued a much-beloved American tradition and forgot to pardon approximately 45,999,998 turkeys. The two pardoned turkeys, Courage and an un... Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:08:14 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/39278/chinese-olympic-committee-replaces-skilled-gymnasts-with-slightly-less-skilled-but-cuter-gymnasts In keeping with its stern policy of making the best possible visual impression during the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing, ranking members of the Chinese Politboro have ordered their national Olympic committee to replace three of their seasoned and wel... Tue, 19 Aug 2008 05:04:09 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/27328/president-forgets-to-pardon-49-999-998-other-turkeys WAHSINGTON, Nov. 20 -- In the 60th annual pre-Thanksgiving ceremony at the White House, President Bush kept with a much-beloved American tradition and forgot to pardon approximately 49,999,998 turkeys prior to the holiday. Two turkeys named May... Fri, 23 Nov 2007 19:34:24 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/17933/jack-valentis-funeral-to-be-rated-r LOS ANGELES, April 26, 2007 -- Due to strong adult content, including intense grief and a graphic depiction of a dead body, the funeral of former Motion Picture Assoc. of America chairman Jack Valenti will be rated R, and children in attendance under... Fri, 27 Apr 2007 05:02:36 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/10059/fox-news-channel-forced-to-close-down-issue-manufacturing-plant NEW YORK, Jan. 14 - Fox News Channel, the 24-hour cable edition of the New York Post, has announced that they will close down their issue-manufacturing plant following a poor year-end showing, citing a downturn in believability and indicatio... Sat, 14 Jan 2006 07:29:57 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/9918/steroid-abuse-negates-world-records-says-konami-track-association The anti-doping committee of the Konami "Track & Field" Association, citing rampant steroid usage amongst its competitors in the early days of competition, has stripped Japanese hexathalon legends EEE, FFF and GGG of the world records they... Thu, 29 Dec 2005 16:33:25 GMT Sport Headlines