http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9766 Spoof News and Political Satire by Jaggedone en Copyright 2010, TheSpoof.com Tue, 16 Mar 2010 18:02:11 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9766 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Jaggedone http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70968 The Special One" returns to Chelsea this evening and has already told everybody has nothing to prove, in fact Chelsea must prove to him how great he really was or get stuffed by Inter Milan and prove how great Jose still is. Jose is on a double he... Tue, 16 Mar 2010 18:02:11 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70897 Diamond doggy, Soli from New York swallowed a massive diamond after having several rumblings in his tummy, feeling overwhelmed by hunger, he devoured the giant "sparkler"! His owners agreed immediately to auction the diamond + Soli's stinking heap... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 21:01:28 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70888 Tiger Woods is about to start "swinging" again, a PGA spokesman is about to divulge the dates and Tigers "Golfies" (Golfing Groupies) just cannot wait. They've been starved of Tiger "swinging it" "hole-in-one-ing it" and "putting it" after hours. Mon, 15 Mar 2010 18:20:58 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70800 The Lib Dems, home of lesbians, Gays, hairdressers, unemployed Ballet Dancers, Bono and Sir Bob Geldof, amongst others, has promised "Real Change" in their manifesto. Nick Clegg, their fab leader, has promised this historical feat in a stirring sp... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 13:08:26 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70796 The celebrations on Hadrians Wall have caused quite a stir as the Scottish Home Army didn't know what the fuck was happening while a bunch of "Loony" Sassenachs started illuminating the wall. They thought it was a "Sassenach Attack" and sounded th... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 12:31:53 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70678 A court ruling has forced Nick Griffin and his BNP to allow non-white people to join his party. There are many non-whites wishing to join Nick and his "Comrades" and the BNP is about to open it's doors to all British citizens wishing to stand up f... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:19:16 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70607 "Golden Balls" David Beckham returned to Old Trafford and the whole blaze of publicity was turned into a rather "damp squid" after Rooney and Co spoilt his party In fact Sir Alex was so overjoyed at stuffing Beckhams present team of OAP,s, AC Mila... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:49:02 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70605 The Lemba, a long lost Jewish tribe has been discovered living in a remote part of Zimbabwe untouched by Robert Mugabe's lynch mobs and are still practising circumsion in the old - fashioned way, with a blunt knife, OUCH! This long lost tribe have... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:20:52 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70529 The Royal Opera house in London is about to premiere an Opera about Anne Nicole Smith, dead Playboy pin-up, stripper and ex-wife of Billionaire, J Howard Marshall who was 89 when they married and she "shagged him to death". The opera will show exp... Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:23:14 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70527 The oldest women on the planet is 130 and one of the Spoof's more "wayward weirdo" (starts with J and ends with E) writers claims to be her Grandchild! This women has been seen wandering in an abandoned hotel stuck on a hill in Tunbridge Wells. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:30:20 GMT World News