http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9766 Spoof News and Political Satire by Jaggedone en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:58:03 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9766 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Jaggedone http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i104310 Passengers boarding the Airbus A380 can rest assured that although the wings of the plnes have cracks in, they're so small it doesn't matter because the jumbo jet has huge wings and small cracks don't matter! The EASA (European aviation securtiy a... Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:58:02 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i104285 The Greek financial situation is reaching a climax and it seems that their arch rivals and ancient enemies, Turkey, are jumping into the ring. A EC finance minister has already admitted; "The European Community and the Euro will be better off wit... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:38:28 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i104283 After Fernando Torres of Chelsea, Andy Carroll bites the biscuit as the second big time loser in the Premier league and slowly Liverpool manager, Kenny Dalglish, is beginning to see what they paid 35 million quid for, a "pussy"! Andy, struggling t... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:28:17 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104259 The Simpsons have been banned from Iran and Homer, Bart & the others are about to sue the Iranian president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (miserable sod), for racial discrimination. The reason why Iran is banning The Simpsons is because they are "too w... Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:12:59 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104122 Cuddly Bill Turnbull and "Cum Dancing" expert Sian Williams who host the BBC breakfast bore were both called "wankers" today by the US stand-up comic, Dave Fulton. Dave didn't actually realise that calling someone a "wanker" is swearing because in... Thu, 02 Feb 2012 19:27:04 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i104087 A self-confessed cannibal and his vampire mistress have asked their psychiatric institute in Sweden if they can get married and live the rest of their bloody lives together (promises to be pretty short lives!). The cannibal, enjoyed chewing the fl... Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:30:49 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i104074 Sir Alex Ferguson, alias Merlin the Magician (and he aint no Micky Mouse), has confounded his critics once again. He waved his magic wand over Old Trafford last night and up popped Pogba (no not Drogba). How he does it only he will ever know! He p... Wed, 01 Feb 2012 09:21:40 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104041 In the Florida's Everglades National Park an alien species of python, the Burmese version, attempted to swallow an alligator whole, in its entirety and still alive. The python measured 3,9 metres and the alligator a mere 6 foot (1,9 metres), an un... Tue, 31 Jan 2012 11:25:57 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i104027 The players of Portsmouth FC, one of the oldest football clubs in the UK, have had their afternoon training sessions cancelled because the chairman has demanded that players go out and beg for their money. Portsmouth owe a substantial amount to th... Mon, 30 Jan 2012 19:19:16 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i104022 Pro soccer player, amateur sleuth, ex-con, the new "Mon Dieu" (Eric Cantona for non-soccer fans and people who have had their heads in the sands for the last decade) and super philosopher, Joey Barton, has admitted that his uncle is a "Homo-Sapien"!... Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:09:06 GMT Sport Headlines