http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9766 Spoof News and Political Satire by Jaggedone en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Tue, 21 May 2013 17:52:41 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9766 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Jaggedone http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/114119/hurricane-hits-warsaw-and-kills-nobody Warsaw,Poland: A Hurricane called Hurrican Erskine, hit Warswaw over the Whit weekend and killed nobody, damaged no buildings, but hit the Warsaw Book Fair with some very turbulent sex! In fact the impact of Hurricane Erskine Esq. hitting the city... Tue, 21 May 2013 17:52:41 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/113971/rooney-retires Wayne Rooney has hungs his boots on the nail and hammered them into his coffin, he's retiring! Dear Wayne has had enough of training, playing, sweating, taking the piss out of United fans literally, and earning 250.000,00 quid a week plus sponsor bon... Mon, 13 May 2013 18:11:50 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/113911/moyes-inherits-fergies-watch David Moyes, new manager of Manchester United has a difficult task ahead, especially combing Wayne Rooney's hair without a hairdryer, but to make things easy for him, Sir Alex, has given him a special treat! David will inherit not only Sir Alex's... Thu, 09 May 2013 15:38:57 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113821/textile-retailers-demand-higher-prices-after-building-collapses-in-bangladesh Yet another disaster hit poor Bangladesh causing over 400 deaths and many more injuries; a clothing factory collapsed! Not only do global clothing conglomerates ignore the basic requirements of their "slave" workers, they also continue to ignore basi... Thu, 02 May 2013 18:28:21 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113766/punch-up-on-everest-causes-avalanche European climbers on Mount Everest had a punch up with their sherpas after a stubborn donkey refused to go any higher without an oxygen mask! The climbers, one a Swiss and the other Italian, offered the donkey some Toblerone, but it refused becaus... Mon, 29 Apr 2013 19:06:35 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/113671/luis-suarez-did-not-bite-that-man-it-was-a-french-kiss-uruguayan-style English soccer, the Tabloids and Liverpool FC, plus others, are in uproar over the strange behaviour of star goal-getter Luis Suarez. He was caught on camera attempting to bite Chelsea's Branislav Ivanovic, but the camera does tell lies sometimes and... Mon, 22 Apr 2013 17:30:54 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113636/new-dutch-king-refuses-to-be-called-king At the end of April, King Willem-Alexander, will be sworn in as the new royal ruler of the Netherlands, but this King to be is slightly different to other kings because he has told the world, "do not call me king, call me Bill, Willy, Alex or even Ar... Thu, 18 Apr 2013 18:22:18 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113609/north-koreas-nuclear-launch-thwarted-by-a-jackboot North Korean leader, Kim Jong Un, was in a state of shock as his prepared nuclear missile launching rather backfired. The missile launch was a propaganda show hoping to scare the pants off South Korea, the US, the rest of "normal humanity" and to sho... Tue, 16 Apr 2013 17:25:27 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113528/uk-man-has-jellied-eel-stuck-up-his-bum A UK man, whose name shall not be mentioned because this spoof is to slippery to mention too, was taken to hospital with a jellied eel stuck up his rear end. He claimed the eel got stuck up there whilst he sat down after bending down to suck up h... Wed, 10 Apr 2013 18:41:26 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113498/organisers-of-celebration-thatcher-parties-have-promised-blair-parties-to-follow-for-balance In many parts of the UK people, mainly from the left side of life, have been celebrating Maggie Thatchers death by boozing all night. Some politicians find ths behaviour disrespectful; well maybe they should ask dead coalminers their opinions.. H... Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:31:32 GMT UK Headlines