https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9766 Spoof News and Political Satire by Jaggedone en Copyright 2021, TheSpoof.com Tue, 23 Nov 2021 13:31:35 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9766 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Jaggedone https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/science-technology/154427/german-cat-eats-dog-biscuits-and-starts-barking German scientists have been asked to examine a cat called, Antonia, residing in the Black Forest area after its owners observed their beloved feline doing rather strange things! Suddenly, their cat responded to its owners requests by standing on i… Tue, 23 Nov 2021 13:31:35 GMT Science & Technology https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/154420/rioters-in-europe-invited-to-swap-place-with-rioting-ecuadorian-prisoners The word 'Freedom' is being pathetically abused by rioting imbeciles in many European countries to protest about new Covid19 limitations being enforced on to their 'sad' lives. In Germany the 'Querdenker' (Weirdo) movement have been bashing polic… Mon, 22 Nov 2021 13:47:21 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/sport/154354/roy-keane-tv-rants-to-be-translated-into-english Ex-Leg-Breaking, Manchester United midfielder, Irish Nutter, Roy Keane, now earns his living f'ing and blinding on UK TV, before, in the middle, and after EPL (English Premier League) footy games. His favourite target at the moment in ranting abou… Sat, 13 Nov 2021 11:36:31 GMT Sport Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/business/154341/amazon-send-electric-blankets-to-freezing-refugees-stuck-on-the-belarus-polish-border Mega Multi-Billionaire turn-over company, Amazon, have proven to the ice-cold world they do have a warm heart. A convoy load of Amazon trucks has been dispatched to the Polish/Belarus border filled with electric blankets as a charitable gesture to… Thu, 11 Nov 2021 09:50:04 GMT Business Brief https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/sport/154311/united-sack-deadwood-solskjaer-and-replace-him-with-a-deadwood-zombie-not-a-tosser After yesterday's disgraceful capitulation against their 'Bitter' rivals in the ancient city of Manchester, the red side of the city, managed by a 'walking the dead Norwegian Wood-Head', have decided to replace him with yet another piece of Dead-Wood… Sun, 07 Nov 2021 10:59:18 GMT Sport Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/features/154290/from-beyond-jeeves-and-bertie-wooster-contact-jaggedone-to-inquire-if-holland-is-underwater-yet 04.00 AM between Jaggedone's wax filled earholes: Jaggedone to Jeeves: "Damn it Jeeves, can't you let an Old Codger get his beauty sleep!" Bertie Wooster: "Jeeves ol' Bean, I heard that Holland could be underwater by 2050, have you heard that… Wed, 03 Nov 2021 14:03:23 GMT Magazine https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/154243/granny-in-smethwick-uk-replaces-100-watt-light-bulb-with-40-watt-in-an-effort-to-stop-global-warming Huddled up in her freezing cold granny flat, covered in tatty ageing blankets, and wearing woolly slippers, 85-year-old OAP, Betsy Sharples from Smethwick, UK, saw a report about a meeting of the high and mighty in Glasgow hoping to control global wa… Tue, 26 Oct 2021 09:52:48 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/154232/german-man-downs-a-bottle-of-slivovitz-and-falls-over-a-flower-pot Straelen, Germany: After a quite hefty birthday party, and boozing session, which took guests to a new limit of alcohol consumption, one of the guests, Herr Samuel Johansson, originally of Viking heritage, but now blessed with Germanic genes, nearly… Sun, 24 Oct 2021 11:31:09 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/sport/154190/manchester-united-driven-by-a-norwegian-wood-head-hits-a-scandinavian-iceberg A Nr7 shirt claimed to be the 'Messiah' for an ailing, once global dominant footy team situated in Manchester, and this team, which is certainly not 'United' is failing to 'part the waves!' The Footy Gods obviously prefer light-blue skies, and not re… Sun, 17 Oct 2021 11:37:40 GMT Sport Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/154169/american-males-visiting-bordellos-must-keep-their-condoms-on US Male visitors frequenting 'ladies of the night' have started a protest movement against their privacy rights because the State of California has forbidden the removal of condoms during 'hot flings' with naughty ladies! Local Bordellos' have bee… Fri, 15 Oct 2021 09:55:17 GMT US Headlines