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			<title>Mixed Miracle after spanish doctor identifies hands</title> 
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			<description>A Spanish woman has been acquitted by a Spanish court of murdering her husband on the grounds of recently discovering that she has hands. 

Carla Santiago (32, Spanish, has hands) had described Dr Sanchez Moldova as her guardian angel for identifyi...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 09:45:30 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>Ice loss embarrassment for receding Antarctica</title> 
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			<description>Fears are rising for the emotional stability of Antarctica after space probes noticed that the contentment is losing its ice.

In an attempt to slow or even reverse the receding ice, scientists at Antarctica Technology University (Antarctica) have...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 11:27:34 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>High Diver dies in freak accident</title> 
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			<description>A Spanish man died today when his record attempt to high dive into a bucket of water from 30,000 feet failed.

Daredevil Miguel Smith had previously set records for leaping over a speeding train, being run over by 10 cars and being eaten by an elep...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 11:17:07 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>Squishy mess : Search for survivors following collapse of  hotel made from Sumo wrestlers</title> 
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			<description>Japan: Rescue workers are franticly attempting to rescue hundreds of American and French tourists who were caught in a horrifying building collapse.

The tower, built in Kooriyama (Fukushimma, Japan) was constructed entirely from 950,000 Sumo wrest...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 23:57:43 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>Cocks: TV Regulator rules against Balls</title> 
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			<description>Global sausage manufacturer &#39;Balls Sausages&#39; lost their battle with the TV regulator today regarding complaints raised about an advert shown in July.

35 people complained about the advert which depicted a normal family of four sitting down to dinn...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:14:11 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Christmas office party ban could cost the UK plenty</title> 
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			<description>With the recession still ringing in the ears of many UK companies, some are taking drastic action to reduce costs. Worse than making people redundant; office Christmas parties are being cancelled.

This has left many office workers with a problem;...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:34:54 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Business Brief</category>
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			<title>Elderly confusional discovers magical transport portal</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i63289</link> 			
			<description>Magical portals which can transport a person from inside a room to an area outside the room has been discovered in many houses across the UK this week.

ESA Scientist Bradley Mendals explains, &quot;Simply put, these &#39;Inter&#45;Room Portals&#39; are magical tra...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 18:35:26 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Worlds oldest dog actually dead, and has been for five years</title> 
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			<description>The Guinness world record for Worlds Oldest Dog is in doubt today amidst claims that the dog is in fact dead.

Ancient K9 Otto Jones, and his elderly owner Lynn Jones from Shropshire first appeared on regional news then became an overnight sensatio...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:39:52 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>UK Headlines</category>
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			<title>Man Causes havok at airport with Table Tennis bats</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63012</link> 			
			<description>Luton police are questioing a man who was arrested for causing confusion at Luton airport with a couple of table tennis bats.

Airline expert Ron Bexley explains, &quot;Airline pilots are conditioned to follow the signals of ground crew when they wave t...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:15:48 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>UK Headlines</category>
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			<title>French world record breaking Tirimisu: Italy pissed off</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63016</link> 			
			<description>Tensions are wearing thin as Italy accuses France of the heinous crime of &#39;Theft of record breaking dessert&#39;.

Italy claims the French conducted a secret mission to steal the tasty dessert to pass off as their own. France was then awarded the World...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 09:44:07 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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